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If Texas secedes, Putin will start wearing a Stetson hat

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Mother Jones: Texas Republicans Centimeter Closer to Secession

Viva LA revolución!

Insurgents are scheming the secession of Texazistan even as we toil in our beet fields.

On a side note, and completely unrelated, Vladimir Putin is ordering a Stetson hat and is being fitted for custom boots.


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It's on the interwebs, it has to be true, no?

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:It's on the interwebs, it has to be true, no?

Reminds me of an old quote:

"If it's on the internet, it absolutely, positively, without a doubt must be true! If anything isn't, I'll eat my hat! In fact, I'll eat my whole damn head!" - Cicero

And another, just for kicks:

"Hi-Yo Silver!"
- Angela Merkel

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Comrade Putin will need to learn how to pronounce "Yee-haw!"

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Hmmmm... can Colorado secede as well?

Asking for a friend...

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Mikhail Lysenkomann wrote:Comrade Putin will need to learn how to pronounce "Yee-haw!"
And also to learn how to convert kilograms to pounds, liters to ounces, meters to feet, centimeters to inches, and Centigrade to Fahrenheit. Because Texans sure aren't going to start using the metric system anytime soon.

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