In this heartwarming holiday classic, bourgeois businessman George Bailey contemplates committing suicide when he is diagnosed with chronic brain warts. As he waits in line at his government-appointed physician's office, he is torn between the selfish desires of his family to pursue expensive and uncomfortable treatment – potentially for years – and the desire to end his life painlessly and gracefully. He finally makes the correct choice when he is visited by an Angel who not only helps him fill out the necessary paperwork, but shows him all the lives that would be positively affected if he exits this world a little earlier than originally planned and decrease the burden on the nation's magnificent new health care system.

Restored in full color through the magic of Marx-o-vision and digitally remastered so you can hear each heart-wrenching line as a brave, selfless man makes the ultimate sacrifice for the common good!

Glorious! Can't wait to see it recommend the local community members to go see it with their families during this holiday season, sacrificing 2.5 hrs and $10 each for the Common Good(TM).

It's for the children!

You know what would make a good movie? It's a Wonderful Life starring Karl Marx. See, Karl Marx is feeling down because he's got writers block writing Das Kapital and thinks about committing suicide so an angel trying to get his wings comes down to earth and shows Marx how his life affected the lives of so many people and changed the entire course of the twentieth century away from the ideals and Liberal progress of the Enlightenment and toward a reactionary collectivism bent on the destruction of everything that the Enlightenment held dear.

After the angel shows Marx how his life has touched so many others the writers block which had been getting Marx down for so long vanishes and with renewed passion for the Revolution he writes and writes and writes and harangues others with renewed venom at Socialist functions. Fini

Just imagine if there had been no Karl Marx how different our world would be today.

"Listen, Daddy! Teacher says every time a bell rings, it symbolizes one of the 350 parts per million that mark the safe upper limit for CO2 in the earth's atmosphere!"

"That's right, Zuzu!"

Margaret wrote:You know what would make a good movie? It's a Wonderful Life starring Karl Marx. See, Karl Marx is feeling down because he's got writers block writing Das Kapital and thinks about committing suicide so an angel trying to get his wings comes down to earth and shows Marx how his life affected the lives of so many people and changed the entire course of the twentieth century away from the ideals and Liberal progress of the Enlightenment and toward a reactionary collectivism bent on the destruction of everything that the Enlightenment held dear.

After the angel shows Marx how his life has touched so many others the writers block which had been getting Marx down for so long vanishes and with renewed passion for the Revolution he writes and writes and writes and harangues others with renewed venom at Socialist functions. Fini

Just imagine if there had been no Karl Marx how different our world would be today.

Comrades, we are missing something here. <i>It's a Wonderful Death</i> will be given away to everyone who comes to the attention of the Death Panels of Obamacare. Like Edgar G. Robinson in <i>Soylent Green</i>, who decides to end his life taking a poison pill while listening to Beethoven's Sixth, watching flowers in a meadow.

Members of AARP, sold out by AARP, will be comforted by this DVD which will warm the cockroaches of their hearts, as they selflessly quit using resources which could be put, in Peloski terms, to the education and feeding and upkeep of wetbacks undocumented foreign guests.

"A Climate Change Story" is coming out too!

In one scene, Ralphie's buddy licks a scalding hot flag pole and the fire department has to come and put him out....hilarious!

Then Ralphie's dad wins a newspaper contest and gets the grand prize, a lamp that has a CFL bulb! He proudly displays it in their front window and the whole neighborhood stares in awe!
On the recycled crate that the lamp came in has a big lable "The Earth is Fragile" in which Ralphie's dad thinks it's Italian and says "The Earth is Fra-gee-lay".

All Ralphie wanted was some Carbon Credits for Climate Change Day and everbody kept telling him "It'll put a lot of people out of a job, son". In the end, The Goracle pays a visit and Ralphie gets his Carbon Credits and a Cap & Trade!

Very Progressive!.

Ralphie gives away his Carbon Credits to a soup kitchen which serves one-eyed, black lesbians with Tourettes and leprosy. To feel their pain he contracts the leprosy.

He goes to Carville, Louisiana, the home of America's leper colony and sits there, pondering <i>An Inconveniently Easily Provable Lie</i> by the Holy Gore, and he is determined to be a Hafiz. With every chapter that he memories, a finger or toe falls off. As he finished the last chapter, he can only turn the page with his nose.

Then his pecker falls off from leprosy.

He dies, screaming, "It's Bush's fault!"

Very progressive.

Remember, George--no man is a failure who isn't enrolled in a government program!

P.S. Thanks for the kickback.

Без перевода (bah humbug)
We do not need death panel and fancy hollywood DVD.
We kill already 100 million of these people and who is complaining?
When Al-Queda finish combining with south american drug cartels
and everbody come to USA then nobody is saying again "Its a wonderful LifeLie"
Angel with broken wing make me laugh in this movie.
Angel get drunk with Stewart on vodka and together they jump off bridge.
Angel thinking "I can fly and this ДУРАК is fall in river"
Only one problem, Angel have no wing and he die too.
This is analogy for american people thinking. They think they angels and
then learn truth when to late to save themselves.
Anytime I watch this movie I laughing and almost make МОЧА in my pants.

Laika the Space Dog wrote:"A Climate Change Story" is coming out too!

In one scene, Ralphie's buddy licks a scalding hot flag pole and the fire department has to come and put him out....hilarious!

Then Ralphie's dad wins a newspaper contest and gets the grand prize, a lamp that has a CFL bulb! He proudly displays it in their front window and the whole neighborhood stares in awe!
On the recycled crate that the lamp came in has a big lable "The Earth is Fragile" in which Ralphie's dad thinks it's Italian and says "The Earth is Fra-gee-lay".

All Ralphie wanted was some Carbon Credits for Climate Change Day and everbody kept telling him "It'll put a lot of people out of a job, son". In the end, The Goracle pays a visit and Ralphie gets his Carbon Credits and a Cap & Trade!

Very Progressive!.

*sniff*

That is sooooo heart warming, Comrade Space Dog!!!


*sniff*

Ralphie's school has an essay contest. The winner submits his essay to the State essay contest. The winner of the State (and I don't mean State like Texas) contest will have a visit from the Holy Gore, who will fly in on Nansky's 757.

The Holy Gore will come into the town, and take over the best house in town. He will lie in the best bed in town, eat all the best food in town, drink all the best liquor in town, and Ralphie, as the winner, gets to come in and lick the fungus-ridden toes of the Holy Gore as he throws the Wedgwood against the wall.

The Holy Gore will leave the town, having put holes in all the walls, run up a $5K power bill, having broken all the china and crystal, having flooded and burned the carpets, but leaving Ralphie with the knowledge that he has touched royalty, the divine Holy Gore.

all hail

Commissar Theocritus wrote:Ralphie's school has an essay contest. The winner submits his essay to the State essay contest. The winner of the State (and I don't mean State like Texas) contest will have a visit from the Holy Gore, who will fly in on Nansky's 757.

The Holy Gore will come into the town, and take over the best house in town. He will lie in the best bed in town, eat all the best food in town, drink all the best liquor in town, and Ralphie, as the winner, gets to come in and lick the fungus-ridden toes of the Holy Gore as he throws the Wedgwood against the wall.

The Holy Gore will leave the town, having put holes in all the walls, run up a $5K power bill, having broken all the china and crystal, having flooded and burned the carpets, but leaving Ralphie with the knowledge that he has touched royalty, the divine Holy Gore.

Wow! That sounds like what the Many Tittied Empress and Mr. Reno did to the Rancho del Rio Grande a couple of years ago. Has the Holy Gore stolen a page from their playbook or has he recently begun to hang out with them?

Ssshhh, Zampolit! Don't mention that time with the Many Titted Empress and Mr. Reno. Bruno runs into the closet (there's a sight) and starts quivering and shaking and crying. He had scars on his side for months from our MTE's hoof marks when she rode him like a rented mule.

Of course he did in a way ask for it. He brought out some walnuts, put one in Mr. Reno's mouth, and hit her on the top of the head, trying to crack it. Mr. Reno didn't take kindly to it. But it took a while to sink in. Mr. Reno is, how do I put it? Dumber than a bag of hammers in a bag of cat hair.

The hard part, though, is that musky smell. I had to completely rehab the Rancho after our MTE left. It was worse than a meth lab. Had to do new dry wall, new carpets, everything. The only good thing about it was that all the skunks and coyotes left the county. I'm currently under suit from the county to the south because all of the skunks and coyotes in <i>this</i> county are there, stinking everything up.

Because they couldn't handle the smell of our MTE.

And the gouge marks in my terrazzo floors, left by her trotters. Then she'd pee and fill them up.

It was brutal, Zampolit, just brutal.