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It's over! Trump is out - see today's final killer blunders

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TAMPA, FL ― Since weeks Trump rally-hops hysterically across America, always desirous for "yuge" crowds. This in contrast to the calm, once a day meetings of our soon to be President Hillary with her tight and carefully invited voter groups.
Today, Trump is all over Florida. And now we know the truth: Trump finally exposed himself as a know-nothing misfit, thereby losing his last chance, if there ever was any, to become the next President of the USA. See the series of Trump's disqualifying mistakes, all happened today.
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Economy.
CAPE CORAL, FL ― Trump's huge airliner landed, and Trump ‒ all high-energy ‒ went to greet the unbelievably huge flock of supporters and to socialize with the crowd. Here, one of them unfurled a sizeable red banner that said, in white letters BAKUNIN VERSUS PLEKHANOV! and below TROTSKY WAS RIGHT! "Mr. Trump, and what do you say to this?" asked the guy, himself looking a little bit like ‒ as Trump uses to say ‒ a loser. Now, Trump took a gander at the slogan, obviously must have grasped it as KUBANIN-blah-blah-blah, and started bashing Cuba. "You know," he said, "you look at Cuba, you have this Trotsky-Lenin-Castro thing, they are losers, believe me, they all are losers. That's why they have a lousy economy - they have no economy, they only have shortage of everything, yuuuge shortages, that's what they are good in, shortages. People are bitterly poor, all because of that Trotsky and Castro, they both are morons, totally overrated. Same for Lenin, a loser. I would create there a free market, they would have jobs, they would have everything, it would be terrific. But they have that Castro guy, who thinks big of Trotsky and Lenin, and they all are low-energy, total losers, believe me."

The news were immediately transmitted: "Trump says losers - STOP - Total losers - STOP - Lenin, Trotsky, Castro, all losers - STOP - Says Cuba is deplorable basket." Bingo. Ol' Podesta got an orgasm, Hillary was shaken out of her half-coma to get the good news, and community organizers backslapped themselves, jeering: "Now we got him! Trump is out, no way, he is out!"

Foreign affairs.
ST. LUCIE, FL ― In a rally, arena chock full, and thousands before jumbotron outside. Here, in the arena, Q/A segment now, Trump scans the raised hands, points a guy: "your question?" Guy stands up, says: "I'm of Polish ancestry. We Poles are very proud of our History and of our Literature, too. Do you know our great writer Sienkiewicz? And his novel Potop, means The Deluge, it's about Swedes invading the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth, 17th century, Rzeczpospolita." (people around get a bit twitchy, ask - "hey, what your point? you a media plant, or what?") Yet he continues: "And Sienkiewicz made us proud, so proud, was awarded the Nobel Prize. In 1905. And what's your opinion, Mr. Trump, what do you say to all that?" And now Trump: "well.. You know, the Swedes. Totally overrated, believe me. It's welfare socialism, doesn't work, doesn't work, folks. Wherever you have socialism, things go down the tubes. Just see Venezuela, folks. But, your question, what - Swedes, invasion, 17th century? You know (goes jocular), I have German roots, in Palatinate. So, my ancestors, you know, they possibly could see the marching Swedes from their house - when looking firm and far enough towards the East".

Every educated man knows - Sienkiewicz, The Deluge, Swedes, Nobel Prize, sure sure, standard curriculum. But not so Trump.
Mocking messages filled the airwaves: Trump - Sienkiewicz? zero. The Deluge? zero. Swedes? only rambles incoherently! Null Security/Combat awareness, just "ancestors saw something from their house"! A cultural philistine, and zero geopolitics. Not a Citizen of the World, just a tawdry boob.

Culture.
ST. PETERSBURG, FL ― Here, Trump had a brilliant opening. Once on the tarmac, orchestra blaring, his aides waving colorful pelican-flags, he grabs a mic and starts: "Hello, St. Peteans, and all of you who rushed here from outside this terrific city! I love St. Pete, Sunshine City, an incredible place, I love it, believe me, I love St. Pete!" (here cheerleading girls shake their pompoms and what not, incredible girls, believe me) And Trump continues: "Unbelievable city, I tell you, unbelievable! Homeland of The People's Cube," (crowd erupts in enthusiasm, orchestra in overdrive, girlies throw somersaults) "tremendous website, terrific!" (crowd in jolly mood, laughter) And Trump adds: "The People's Cube, a Stalinist version of The Onion, haha, unbelievably comic, unbelievably..." (crowd cheering, pompom-girls do a pyramid) "And do you know" - Trump continues - "that 'Stalinist version of The Onion', that was Maha Rushie, Rush Limbaugh said it, such a great man, so great, terrific."

Here, according to all local newspapers and TV-stations, suddenly silence, leaden silence. And these news immediately go national, nation-wide. All media, across the continent, apoplectically: Trump said "Rush Limbaugh"! By golly, he said "Rush Limbaugh"!!! At lightspeed, it reached the White House too.
Mr. President, who just recreated on the South Lawn golf course, reportedly threw a tantrum ("Limbar! Limbar!", he yammered, and if there were a carpet here, he would go down on knees and bite it, like Führer - allegedly - did in Berlin). What a loser, terrible loser.. low-energy and totally overrated.

For Trump, after such calamities, it's now game over.



Palatinatus Rheni Nova et Accurata Descriptio ( A.D. 1652 ), cum Extensio ( A.D. 2016 )
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