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Jack Ryan in season 2 makes Venezuela socialist again

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This review of Jack Ryan covers just the first episode of Season 2 because only a bad case of morbid curiosity will ever force me to tune in to this show again.

The plot is set in Venezuela. Just like in real life, this oil-rich country goes through a terrible economic and political crisis. As a savvy consumer of progressive news outlets, you may be puzzled about why the formerly richest country in South America has sunk into poverty, crime, and corruption. Don't fret, our comrades in Hollywood and Amazon Prime will quickly unpuzzle you.

You see, Venezuela is collapsing because it has elected a "nationalist" president. That's right. His policies are as nationalistic and capitalistic as those of Trump and Hitler before him. This has plunged Venezuela into a dark, Orwellian hellhole. Not only does this story explain recent history in easy to understand terms, it also serves as a dire warning: if we don't overthrow Trump and let him be reelected, the U.S. will soon be as darkly Orwellian as Venezuela.

But not all is lost, comrades! Venezuela has a progressive opposition leader, a woman and a democratic socialist in a Che Guevara shirt. Her name may not be Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, but she has the support of pot-smoking millennials, whom rich military leaders belittle as "lefties." And everyone knows that if only Venezuela had a socialist government, it would quickly end every crisis and establish prosperity, equality, and justice.


JACK RYAN, SEASON is about the brave deep state Hollywood analyst Eric Ciaramella, played by Jim Halpert from The Office. Or is it Jack Ryan? It's hard to tell. What matters is that he's a social justice warrior helping to make Venezuela socialist again.


Most importantly, the main character is the brave deep state CIA analyst Eric Ciaramella, played by Jim Halpert from The Office. Or is it Jack Ryan? It's hard to tell, but individuals don't really matter, do they? What matters is that, like every Hollywood analyst, Jack is a social justice warrior in the mold of John Brennan, James Clapper, and Valery Plame. Once in Venezuela, he is being hunted down by the murderous Faceless Man from Game of Thrones, who turns out to be a terrorist and an agent of American imperialism. No local man, of course, is capable of doing anything so evil.

If I ever build up the stamina to keep watching the show, I'll expect Jack Ryan to enter into a consensual camaraderie with Venezuela's AOC, whereby they will selflessly and courageously deploy state-approved contraceptives to avoid being punished with a baby, which is so bourgeois.

The series seems to be a useful addition to the progressive narrative, explainsing to the masses that the source of all problems is capitalistic nationalism, while the only remedy is democratic socialism. By making all of us root for socialists in this struggle, it reaffirms Lenin's immortal words that "of all the arts the most important for us is the cinema" as the most effective medium for educating the masses in the ways, means and successes of communism.


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Red Square wrote:... this oil-rich country goes through a terrible economic and political crisis ...
Of course.
Because where there is oil, armageddon inevitably follows.

And why?
Simple. Just think: where does all this "oil" come from?
Hah, this we know (science says so!): from that damn cyanobacteria!!!

So what, you ask?
Hah, eternal trajectory: bacteria rot oil national kkkapitalizm!

And then what?
Hah, simple:
National kkkapitalizm oil rot bacteria (= kkkapitalizm's terminal stage!)

So now:
either circulate bacterially forever,
or see Fauxcahontas' new go-to advisor boldly design a Marxist-Leninist central plan implementing a historically unprecedented Hope for the Change of the Hope of the Change!

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Facebook has removed a post with a link to this page that i made around 3:20pm today, without explanation. I usually post on two pages, and 3 hours later, both posts have been removed. So I posted them again. Let's see how long they will last.

I know that Facebook has been removing/hiding my old posts from months and years before, and I don't have the time to fight them about it. This is the first time my posts are disappearing almost instantly.

I'll keep you posted if there are more developments.

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UPDATE:

By the time I made the above comment, Facebook has removed the both posts again. I wonder if the name of Eric Ciaramella is triggering their censors. I'll try reposting it without that name and see what happens.

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I have conducted an experiment to find out if FB is removing my posts because they contain a name that has already been announced a million times online, in print, and on the radio. In other words, FB is acting as a subsidiary of Adam Schiff's show trial.

A picture is worth a thousand words.

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Red Square wrote:I have conducted an experiment to find out if FB is removing my posts because they contain a name that has already been announced a million times online, in print, and on the radio. In other words, FB is acting as a subsidiary of Adam Schiff's show trial.

A picture is worth a thousand words.

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Red Square said
Facebook has removed both posts again.

posts just like dis.AP.peared...??? Red Square?? 'pelipsky experienced eerie disappearance when posting that the early Show Trial™ of Manafort and Flynn was Hollyweird's reboot of The Lives of Others: DC. Just pppffftsst...dis.AP.peared. ....no FBMiranda Rights...no FBjail...just dis.AP.peared in silence...and 'pelipsky left wonderin' iffins on crazytrain ---or ..whis.per... so KKKorrect...not ready for general population in gulag and more mental acid jiggle bath treatments on menu.

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#BR 549

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Red Square wrote:I have conducted an experiment to find out if FB is removing my posts because they contain a name that has already been announced a million times online, in print, and on the radio. In other words, FB is acting as a subsidiary of Adam Schiff's show trial.

A picture is worth a thousand words.

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What? Hasn't our glorious and dedicated Obersturmbannführer Adam Schiff declared Eric Ciaramella unnecessary to the People'SS Inquisition? Do we not have the transcript that Trumpitler provided, the one no one quotes or reads? Do we not have other 'opinions' on how our Ukrainian foreign policy should be run, not the way our President wants it to be run?

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extra spasiba to Komrade KOOK for his grafichyeskiye materialy, as seen (@18:34) in:
and in Komrade KOOK's glorious origin.

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Papa Kalashnikook wrote:... the People'SS Inquisition ...
Ja, Genosse Kalashnikook!
For zis gem, you iz gifn ze Reichsführer Komik Medaille vith two Hakenkreuzen plus 88 Rubin!

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Red Square wrote:I have conducted an experiment to find out if FB is removing my posts because they contain a name that has already been announced a million times online, in print, and on the radio. In other words, FB is acting as a subsidiary of Adam Schiff's show trial.

A picture is worth a thousand words.

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https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news ... e-platform

It is an official censorship now.

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Ellsworth Toohey wrote:
Red Square wrote:I have conducted an experiment to find out if FB is removing my posts because they contain a name that has already been announced a million times online, in print, and on the radio. In other words, FB is acting as a subsidiary of Adam Schiff's show trial.

A picture is worth a thousand words.

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https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news ... e-platform

It is an official censorship now.

Protest Now Comrades! - Eric Ciaramella is being erased by FaceBook and is now a NON-person. What kind of foul darkness is this? We are all Eric Ciaramella.

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jackalopelipsky wrote:Protest Now Comrades! - Eric Ciaramella is being erased by FaceBook and is now a NON-person. What kind of foul darkness is this? We are all Eric Ciaramella.
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jackalopelipsky wrote:... Protest Now Comrades! - Eric Ciaramella is being erased by FaceBook and is now a NON-person. What kind of foul darkness is this? We are all Eric Ciaramella.
Exactly, Komrade 'pelipsky, #JeSuisCiaramella !

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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
jackalopelipsky wrote:... Protest Now Comrades! - Eric Ciaramella is being erased by FaceBook and is now a NON-person. What kind of foul darkness is this? We are all Eric Ciaramella.
Exactly, Komrade 'pelipsky, #JeSuisCiaramella !

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I am with you Komrades. Time for flux capacitors and Chuck Berry! Let's bring Eric Ciaramella back from NON-existence! Vive le Johnny B. Goode!



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Smuggled Photo Proof that FaceBook Prisoner, Eric Ciaramella is now masked from recognition and being held in Adam Schiff's Basement Star Chamber.

#UnmaskEricCiaramella

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Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:
Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
jackalopelipsky wrote:... Protest Now Comrades! - Eric Ciaramella is being erased by FaceBook and is now a NON-person. What kind of foul darkness is this? We are all Eric Ciaramella.
Exactly, Komrade 'pelipsky, #JeSuisCiaramella !
... I am with you Komrades. Time for flux capacitors ...
flux capacitated #JeSuisCiaramella : alive-n-kickin' !


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Genosse Dummkopf wrote:
Papa Kalashnikook wrote:... the People'SS Inquisition ...
Ja, Genosse Kalashnikook!
For zis gem, you iz gifn ze Reichsführer Komik Medaille vith two Hakenkreuzen plus 88 Rubin!
Danke Mein Führer Herr Genosse Dummkopf!!Image

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... which glorious scene promptly leads Apparatchik Unkulturny, ah, Ambassador DeSadeski to crack up for a few seconds:

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Komrades, wouldn't Apparatchik Unkulturny, ah, Ambassador DeSadeski these days repeat that unplanned crack up, as he hears the glorious news (and then, metanews) from Venezuela?
(or, for that matter, from Bolivia - where its Evo-for-Life red caudillo got finally kicked out?)

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This Jack Ryan fellow...he is yanqui CIA spy who stole the good ship Red Oktober from the Peoples Navy, no? (Spit...)

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:This Jack Ryan fellow...he is yanqui CIA spy who stole the good ship Red Oktober from the Peoples Navy, no? (Spit...)
That was this Jack Ryan's evil conservative twin.

This Jack Ryan has more progressivism in his pajama-boy frame than the other Jack Ryan has in his entire little finger.

This Jack Ryan is everything which that Jack Ryan is not.

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Progressive, you say? We have an opening for a guest lecturer in Tractor barn #2 Next Tuesday... our topic was going to be "The Road to Decadence is Lined with Rusty Shovels, so DIG!" But that wasn't too well received last time it was presented...

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Progressive, you say? We have an opening for a guest lecturer in Tractor barn #2 Next Tuesday... our topic was going to be "The Road to Decadence is Lined with Rusty Shovels, so DIG!" But that wasn't too well received last time it was presented...
And we have Pinkie's shovel to prove it.

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Ahh, Comrade Genosse, your powers of recognition will prove most valuable in The World Of Next Tuesday™ ! We must be able to recognize all counter-revolutionaries and deal with them accordingly!

As for Unkulturny's biography, well, After The FALL, we all had to escape accept the positions that were made available to experienced Commissars administrators such as Unkulturny. In the fallout, not all of our comrades were privileged to be able to hold such an exalted position as Commissar Head Administrator of Beet Collective #326! It is rewarding (as a service to The State) and has kept Unkulturny's "public profile" low enough to escape a firing squad public embarrassment when we institute The Worker's Paradise of New America™ !

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Red Square wrote:I have conducted an experiment to find out if FB is removing my posts because they contain a name [...]
I found having multiple keyboard-layouts installed to be most useful in fighting such simple keyword-based bans -- just substitute some of the letters with identical-looking Cyrillic ones.For example: Еrіс Сіаrаmеllа.

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mi wrote:... just substitute some of the letters with identical-looking Cyrillic ones. For example: Еrіс Сіаrаmеllа.
Hah! Whether consciously or not, Komrade mi received Laika's transmission:

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(Laika's original plus Laikasplain here)


KOMRADES !
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ALWAYS WEAR YOUR TINFOIL USHANKAS !
IF NOT 24/7, THEN AT LEAST BUNKTIME/7 !



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