Chappaqua, NY -- Bill Clinton, a former president whose wife likes women even more than he does, except when they threaten her husband and her livelihood, announced that he never met Jeff Epstein on the plane on which both frequently flew with young girls.

Clinton added that he never had an interest in sex or younger women, plump or otherwise. Or cigars, because he never inhaled on occasion under his desk.

Clinton admitted he never exhaled in his life either - and that he never saw any knee pads on the plane on which he was Epstein's guest on occasion he inhaled. Bill added that he saw "President" Trump on the very same plane at the very same time wearing an I'M WITH HER baseball cap which "I autographed for him," said Clinton.

When a CNN reporter pointed out that Trump was not president at the time he raped infants on Epstein's plane, and that he, Clinton was, former president reminded the reporter about what happened: that Hillary is still president and he should wash out his mouth.

Hillary who was standing next to Bill, produced Epstein's flight logs to prove Bill's case.

Now incarcerated without bail and his fave silicone doll, Epstein was visited by Andrew Weissman and Bob Mueller, with "A Deal He Can't Refuse."

"Make up what we'll tell you to make up," Weissman" told Epstein, "and you go home in a stretch limo with three 13-year old girls we'll get you from Costa Rica. The booze is on us."

Before the two Democrat prosecutors wearing I'M WITH HER lapel pins left the cell, one turned to whisper into Epstein's ears, "Do you remember that there was an orange-haired man with you in the private suite with the 13 year-olds? You don't? Doesn't matter, we'll not tell you his name. We are absolutely certain you can take an educated guess."

"What, you say you saw no such man? Don't worry, we can fix the passenger logs," said Weissman, who has never fixed anything.

Kommissar Chernobylski, your knowledge of what occurred on Epstein's plane in past and the soft interrogation of Epstein in preparing his testimony to finally send the OrangeManBad...badder than anything Bill Clinton could have fantasized as what U.S.S.A. Presidents do and get away with..is just unnerving. It's like you have inside information hackleaked from the DNC server or somethin'...or you are omniscient to all things.

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BREAKING: Soon after the news broke that Jeffrey Epstein had repeatedly visited Clinton White House, he was found injured in NYC jail cell after possible suicide attempt...

https://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/J ... 74311.html

Red Square, this news has the vague familiarity of permeated through osmosis neck grip of truth ringing in Jackalopelipsky's mythical sandblasted and acid jiggle bathed treatment hare brained mind. So hard to tell what really happened with what we know happened.

Jackalopelipsky
#BR 549

It seems Comrade Epstein (ahem) slipped in the shower 26 times until his neck was sufficiently damaged, then crawled unnoticed back to his cell.

Our beloved MTE Hillary Rodham commented "oh look Chelsea had another baby, I'll go visit, Bill is staying away, dammit"

Hillary 2020 campaign theme song:

Red Square wrote:... was found injured in NYC jail cell after possible suicide attempt ...

ah, ah, ah, that Tomáš Masaryk syndrome... again and again:

... a suicide was committed on him, by his being jumped out of a window ...

This one?

This morning Jeff Epstein was found dead in his cell. Screw suicide watch, he should've been on Arkancide watch instead.

Bill and Hillary Clinton looked genuinely surprised.

Red Square wrote:This morning Jeff Epstein was found dead in his cell. Screw suicide watch, he should've been on Arkancide watch instead.

Bill and Hillary Clinton looked genuinely surprised.

...Your nailed it Red Square.

kind of like this Karaoke..https://thepeoplescube.com/peoples-karaoke/suicide-epstein-for-me-t20751.html

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