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John Lickenpooper Announces his 2020 Candidacy.

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Former Colorado Gov. John Lickenpooper announced his presidential campaign in a video released Monday morning. In the video, Lickenpooper promises to "repair the damage done to our country."

The vast reduction in food stamp rolls, rising black employment and the shortage of workers caused by nearly full employment that began with the regime of Donald Trump must be stopped.

Nobody cares about those unwilling to work or the crisis at our border where hundreds of thousands of potential voters are no longer being invited in.

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Colorado, you say? If elected, he might legalize the Devil's weed, making beet quotas a thing of the past, as everybody capable will be standing in lines for Doritos...

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I lived in Kolorado during most of Lickenpooper's reign there (the Mecca of our State Religion, Global Warming, is in Boulder, you know) and Progs who don't know him must be aware that he is not 100% Politically Korreckt, as the new Governor is.

For one thing, Gov. Lickenpooper used to be a <spit, spit> oil company geologist and all during his term in office he refused to ban fracking. I can guarantee you that the new Governor will take care of that toot sweet. Oil companies will be packing up and moving out of Colorado and taking their evil Kapitalistic $80,000 jobs with them, leaving Kolorado in the hands of The People once again. A move that I'm sure our new Comrade Ocasio-Kortez will be proud of.

So, don't vote for him.

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Dem Hickenlooper's tale of taking his mom to see 'Deep Throat' has town hall audience roaring

Former Colorado Gov. John Hickenlooper, a Democrat who's seeking his party's 2020 presidential nomination, had an awkward moment during a televised town hall Wednesday night when he was asked about the time he took his mother to see the notorious 1972 pornographic film "Deep Throat."

In the end of the story, it turns out that the real creep here was his mother. While he'd brought her there by mistake, she made him watch it until the end, so he's be thoroughly ashamed. That explains why John Lickenpooper turned out the way he has.


 
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