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I know, the new campaign headquarters looks like a bag and all the campaign workers look like hammers. What can I say?

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¡VIVA LOS TOOLS!

Oh, how I wish I was a Hammerhead! (…that sounds like another Great Revolutionary Anthem™!)

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BTW, comrades. Remembered something unrelated but clicked in my brain after I read the Laika headlines.

Experts agree, fetuses don't have soul, trees do. Especially white fetuses stay soulless for longer, therefore are abort-able for longer, up to 51 trimesters after conception. Exemptions for longer terms are done after careful ethics considerations.

Experts from Oxford University agree that babies until 12 years old have no conscience, therefore are not humans. What experts are they? Experts in the glorious exact science of... Ethics.

This is such an educational web site. I finally learned what "dumb as a sack of hammer handles" means.

Raum Emmanual Goldstein
Ahhh, Yeeessss....A formidable BLOC of Democrat Voters.... the Ole' Bag o'Hammers Lobby.

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I can hear them singing...

If I had a hammer I'd hammer in the morning
I'd hammer in the evening all over this land
I'd hammer out danger, I'd hammer out warning
I'd hammer out love between my brothers and my sisters
All over this land

Wikipeadea - If I Had a Hammer wrote: The song was first performed publicly by Pete Seeger and Lee Hays on June 3, 1949 at St. Nicholas Arena on W. 66th Street in New York at a testimonial dinner for the leaders of the Communist Party of the United States, who were then on trial in federal court, charged with violating the Smith Act by advocating the overthrow of the U.S. government.

Campaign slogan for the re-election team:
Ronald Reagan was known as the Gipper.
Dear Leader is known as the Quipper.
"“We're gonna have to treat everybody to a salon visit after this,” he quipped."
https://lubbockonline.com/national-news ... job-record

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There was a choice? Here I though participation in Obama's reelection campaign was mandatory, or if at the very least, we at The Cube we're already in on it.

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I am konfused by the illustration.

It implies all of the people are hammers, when we know that only the Party Administration are hammers and we are their glorious Nails.

Without Party Hammers, the Party Nails cannot drive themselves into our future.
Without Party Nails, the Party Hammers have nothing to drive into the future.
Only token can our future be constructed, hammer and nail, nail and hammer.

Please point me to the nearest re-education kamp so that I may learn more and understand this illustration in its fullness.

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FriendComputer wrote:I am konfused by the illustration.

It implies all of the people are hammers, when we know that only the Party Administration are hammers and we are their glorious Nails.

Without Party Hammers, the Party Nails cannot drive themselves into our future.
Without Party Nails, the Party Hammers have nothing to drive into the future.
Only token can our future be constructed, hammer and nail, nail and hammer.

Please point me to the nearest re-education kamp so that I may learn more and understand this illustration in its fullness.

Friend Computer:
Please note that the President for Life Barack Obama and Comrade Biden are bigger hammers than the glorious campaign workers. In the world of hammers, bigger is better; equal maybe, but clearly superior to the faithful workers. And those who are "inside" and who perform extra service on the golfer in chief by working tirelessly on his never ending campaign (because we don't understand and he didn't tell us enough how great he and his programs are (although he did "try real hard" when he wasn't golfing or on vacation between 10 am and 2pm each day) deserve extra. So you see there are really three layers; the big hammers at the top, the smaller hammers who work on the campaign and do his bidding without thought, and then there are us, the millions of nails that all with a hammer may pound into eternity as they conduct their f'd up brilliant social experiment.

You are correct that some re-education may be a good idea as a truly faithful party person should have known all this from the brilliant successes on display for all to see of how well socialism has worked for the rest of the world. Come into my office one day for some party approved electrical stimulation of the cranium.

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