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Just In: healthcare.gov Website Programmed by Rodeo Clowns!

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This just in: the White House admitted today that the healthcare.gov website was, in fact, programmed by rodeo clowns wearing Obama masks.

White House spokesmouth Jay "Carney" Carney made the announcement at a press briefing early this morning that the programming group with the lowest bid for the Obamacare / ACA website is actually an out of work team of rodeo clowns famous for wearing Obama masks in rodeos around the country.

"Hey," stated Carney with his usual sly smile, "We're all about diversity in the Obama Administration, and besides, the Affordable Care Act doesn't apply to us anyway!"

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This explains the amount of bull in the program.

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UPDATE: Some states are now reporting that a few people have successfully signed up!

Celebration Time, comrades! Finally, our $634 million taxpayer dollar website is paying off!

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Comrades, it has become abundantly clear that any seeming technological "glitches" on the healthcare.gov website can be directly blamed on either the Tea Party ball joint or the linkage...

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Comrades

no matter what happens

we must remember to Believe

Obamacare works - even when it doesn't no matter what!

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