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Kerry Surrenders Lurching Cycle to Frenchman

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Secretary of State John "Flip-Flop" Kerry (who served in Vietnam, although there is some debate about whom exactly he served), reportedly had trouble getting his Schwinn into gear while bicycling in Switzerland during the American Surrender to Iran's Nuclear Ambitions Summit. Some have speculated that the grinding gears serve as a metaphor for the sputtering negotiations.

The Secretary (who served in Vietnam) took his bicycle to a local merchant, (after a thorough security sweep) who was able to repair the seized gears. After receiving twenty dollars for his trouble, the bike mechanic remarked that the bike was an outdated model but that he was pleased that the Secretary was able to describe the problem in fluent French. Kerry has long been known to have a deep and abiding respect and admiration for the French culture, especially their propensity to surrender to threatening aggressors at the slightest hint of hostility.

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Comrade,


Kerry respects all culture (except US).

In fact, he respects the Fatwa.

Just recently, he said:


"Now I want to be very clear. Nothing in our deliberations is decided until everything is decided. And the purpose of these negotiations is not just to get any deal; it is to get the right deal. President Obama means it when he says, again and again, that Iran will not be permitted to get a nuclear weapon. As you all know, Iran says it doesn't want a nuclear weapon, and that is a very welcome statement that the Supreme Leader has, in fact, incorporated into a fatwa. And we have great respect – great respect – for the religious importance of a fatwa. And what we are effectively trying to do is translate that into legal language, into everyday language within the framework of a negotiated agreement that everybody can understand, which requires everybody to have certain obligations and ultimately be able to guarantee that Iran's program, its nuclear program, will be peaceful now and peaceful forever."


John Kerry knows Fatwas and the evil right wing can not take that away from him.

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So Flip-Flop Kerry is practicing the Tour De Fance. Too bad he did not prep his bike for the first hundred feet. It truly matches his policies.

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And what we are effectively trying to do is translate that into legal language, into everyday language within the framework of a negotiated agreement that everybody can understand....
Wait ... what? ... legal language that everybody can understand? Does that not thwart the very point of legal language?


 
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