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KINETIC INERTIA!!!!

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Comrades, thanks to a brilliantly progressive Fraulein Pulloskies suggestion, Obama will campaign in 2012 on his new program of...

KINETIC INERTIA!!!!!

WAR IS PEACE!
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY!
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH!


Comrade Obama's program of KINETIC INERTIA will forcibly STOP the world from changing, because IT'S CHANGE WE DON'T BELIEVE IN!

WE WERE THE ONES WE WERE WAITING FOR BUT NOW WE'RE HERE SO WE'VE STOPPED WAITING!

HOPE AND NO CHANGE!

YES, WE AIN'T!

ALWAYS LET A GOOD CRISIS GO TO WASTE!

DON'T JUST DO SOMETHING, STAND THERE!

CHANGE, WE DON'T NEED!

THE DEMOCRATS... THE PARTY OF NO!

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Biden 2007: "I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy."

Biden 2011: “I mean, you got the first mid-stream African-Kenyan who is inarticulate and dull and unclean and an average-looking fem.”

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"WAR IS PEACE!
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY!
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH!"


TRUTH AT LAST! It takes a Prog to decipher a Prog, does it not? It takes a Prog mind to interpret and reinterpret the Truth of the Day!

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Comrades, if kinetic military action is the new term, we could term confiscatory taxation as kinetic wallet action.

Lord Oblither is no longer a wallet lifter. He's a kinetic-wallet-action performance artist.

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Comrades,

Behold his brilliance! In tax increases at any level of government drive down revenue. Eventually this will result in the need for another tax increase.

Taxes are an effective the device to establish further government control over the economy.

Taxes drive down productivity and the incentive to produce more room.

A perfect socialistic solution!
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Reason for editing this post: corrections!

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Father Prog Theocritus wrote:Comrades, if kinetic military action is the new term, we could term confiscatory taxation as kinetic wallet action.

Lord Oblither is no longer a wallet lifter. He's a kinetic-wallet-action performance artist.
aaak! I have been kinetic-walleted to pennilessness! I have no more kinetic action to give. And besides, my kinetic wallet was stolen right out from under my BMW as I was attempting to hide it, and now, I don't have $250,000... any money to give to government. But that lousy burglar thief sure does. %$#@!!

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Fraulein, just why are you traveling with your own money?

Dear Obowma never does that, nor does Moochelle. Nor as a matter of fact have any of my favorite Democrats ever used their own money.

The definition of a prog is using OPM as much as possible while making them feel guilty, so you can get more of the lovely lolly.

Because we're Made Progs and we're worth it.

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Comrades,

Kinetic inertia sounds like another name for diarrhea of the wallet.

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KINETIC INERTIA™ must be added to People's Glossary™, comrades.

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Comrades, I have been trying to visualize how Kinetic Inertia could be conceptualized in concrete terms so that others who are not as gifted as Obama could comprehend it. At first, it seemed like a contradiction in terms; I kept coming up with phrases like "trying to relax" or "fishing hard". Maybe "laid-back psychotic frenzy."

But then, an image came to me.... I see a young person, a typical Obama voter probably, who is jumping up and down, waving his arms and screaming at the top of his lungs continuously, but not actually accomplishing anything or doing anything productive with his energy.

Lots of motion to achieve standing still. A possibly a propeller beanie.



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Comrade Opiate,

I think I may have found an example of what you're refering to.

Exhibit A:



Comrade, a phrase has been swirling around in my Jiffy-Lobo'd head that might have some possible usage alongside the fine phrases you have already invented: KINETIC GRAVITAS

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Father Prog Theocritus wrote:Fraulein, just why are you traveling with your own money?

Dear Obowma never does that, nor does Moochelle. Nor as a matter of fact have any of my favorite Democrats ever used their own money.

The definition of a prog is using OPM as much as possible while making them feel guilty, so you can get more of the lovely lolly.

Because we're Made Progs and we're worth it.
(he is always asking these things!!)

Why, dear Father Theo, I was, of course, traveling to Wisconsin to donate money to the Prog electoral cause, as per the Memo. I might ask, why were you not?

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Fraulein, when you are as elevated a prog as I am, you can effect the desired electoral outcome in Wisconsin even from Texas. I massage my sunken temples with my splayed fingers, narrow my glabrous eyes, lambent from concentration, and invoke,

"Spirit of Richard J. Daley! Spirit of LBJ! May our comrades count the votes against David Prosser until they get the result that we want! May RethugliKKKan votes turn Democrat! Stuff those ballot boxes! Have your shady friends' shades cook the books!"

That's my contribution to the fight. And it worked until Faux Noise found that some county clerk hadn't pressed "Save" and had let that thug Prosser regain the lead. But then the votes will be canvassed on April 15, and Wisconin's voting laws are such that it is an open field for progs like us who are completely unfettered by scruples, morality, or ethics. I'm sure we can vote enough cemeteries to let the fellow traveler into office.

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Ah hah, dead votes needed in Wisconsin, I got this kinetic inertia comrades, dealing with the sludge of dead corpses is my swampy specialty.

Just watch on April 15th. The votes shall slither in.

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Necrovoters - now there's an inertia that is uber kinetic.

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Whinny, on coming home from my labors at the Gulag, I could play your video of the McDonalds' worker asking the question of President Awesome Arrogance.

Did you see his spirit and verve? It made me think of the times that I, as a teenager, soaked in hormones, would dread being asked to stand for fear of embarrassment.

How brave of him to show his little self to the audience.

BTW, was he wearing a neck tie? I'm only wondering how he kept the foreskin from covering his eyes.

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Father Prog Theocritus wrote:Whinny, on coming home from my labors at the Gulag, I could play your video of the McDonalds' worker asking the question of President Awesome Arrogance.

Did you see his spirit and verve? It made me think of the times that I, as a teenager, soaked in hormones, would dread being asked to stand for fear of embarrassment.

How brave of him to show his little self to the audience.

BTW, was he wearing a neck tie? I'm only wondering how he kept the foreskin from covering his eyes.

Father Prog Plushbottom,

Yes, I did see his spirit and verve. It made me gag and swear off ever patronizing a Micky D's as long as I live. His actions remind me of someone who just snorted some blow and is feelin' da rush.

But as I recall, working at Mc Donald's around 3-4 years ago (or during those Bushitler years) was something that was frowned upon with great disdain and contempt. You couldn't say the word "Mc Donald's" without adding a little forward motion spittle on the ground. It was absolutely detestable to work at a lowly, minimum-wage paying "hamburger flipper job".

Today, with The One™ precariously at the helm, one would think that working at Mc Donald's is the job to end all jobs. After their announcement of looking to hire 50,000 persons, we hear no disdain, no contempt, no criticism at how worthless and despondent a "career" at Mc Donald's is. What ever happened to such slogans as... "working wage"? Today flipping hamburgers is a sign of prestige and upward social standing. It's a badge of honor and respect. And it's nothing more than a cheap plug nickel to line the vagrant pockets of OdumbO for another one of his meretricious claims that he's "creating a gazillion jobs". So fast does the worm turn.

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Whinny, when you accurately note that a few years ago "hamburger flipping" was an object of contempt and now it's being greeted as a success, especially as I believe Micky D's has been granted a waiver for Obamacare, you are failing to see the larger picture.

Some years ago we heard the phrase "defining deviancy down."

Now we are witnessing "defining people down."

There is nothing wrong with flipping hamburgers and no expects to do it for the rest of his or her life. Unless of course that jobs will be frozen as are changes in insurance policies. That's a way to get more control over people, and since control is all that we Progs want, and screw health, wealth, and freedom, that's just fine.

As a matter of fact, my insurance premiums have risen $400/month since Obamacare passed. I cannot change the policy.

How thoughtful of His Most Holy Lord OfuckingBama and Nanski Peloski, who I hope is sweating in an office next to the men's room, and Harry Reid, who is showing his true prog chops and acting clinically deranged.


 
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