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King Obama's Royal Decree on Catholics

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KING OBAMA'S ROYAL DECREE: "I shall not force Catholics to pay for abortion -- for now. But I do order you Catholics to buy insurance. And I order the insurance company to pay for the abortion."

Speaker John Boehner, our bulwark against tyranny: "I didn't know he could do that. Oh well, live and learn."

Special thanks to Finepoint for the idea.

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We must obey because he is smarter than the average bear (or Boehner, apparently)

M84
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I am still waiting for Dear Leader to authorize post-womb abortions on these monkey-men, but I suppose ensuring they don't breed is a start.

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This sounds like an excellent compromise. Dear Leader gets to enforce the People's Will ™as he sees fit and the reactionary church counter-revolutionaries get to stay in business... for now.

M84
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For some value of "stay in business," but Dear Leader wouldn't want us worrying about that.


 
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