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Lack of hate crimes at all-time high

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Congratulations, Comrade Fhalkyn! This equal story goes to the Mother Page!

We expect you to celebrate this occasion with korrekt, fair-trade, halal beet vodka.

Please check your privilege before imbibing.

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Rattle your cages!

The animals living in the cages of the zoo of socialism demand we look at them. Rattle your cages and maybe we'll throw you some peanuts.

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A Whole Lotta Fakin' Going On

Whole Foods at war with pastor over OTHER F-word

A homosexual pastor who claims a Whole Foods cake he purchased came with a slur against the LGBT community now faces a counter-lawsuit.

Jordan Brown of Church of Open Doors in Austin, Texas, filed a lawsuit against the popular grocery chain after his “Love Wins” cake allegedly came with the addition of the word “F–” in blue icing.

Whole Foods' full statement issued on Monday reads: After a deeper investigation of Mr. Brown's claim, we believe his accusations are fraudulent and we intend to take legal action against both Mr. Brown and his attorney.

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Dedhedvedev - When I saw the image I first thought the F-word that offended the gay pastor was "Faith." Upon watching the video, I saw the error of my ways. Either way, I am OFFENDED!


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Red Square wrote:Dedhedvedev - When I saw the image I first thought the F-word that offended the gay pastor was "Faith." Upon watching the video, I saw the error of my ways. Either way, I am OFFENDED!

The Direktor directs his people once more. We should all be offended that a store like Whole Foods, which is a very hippy-dippy sort of store, has to go up against a gay man who is so insane that he has become a pastor in the Christian thoughtkriminal's guild and not a Kommunist in the Party. We should have this gay man put into a Gulag for being this insane. We will then make sure he becomes a Kommunist and sees the way, truth, and life as the State.

Dedhedvedev wrote:"Faith," the third F-word?

You're treading the waters of denunciation Komrade Ded!

“The way to see by Faith is to shut the Eye of Reason.” - Benjamin Franklin


And you should know by now that one must have full faith in the State, it's Komissars and Kommissarkas, and it's laws and rules. Otherwise, you go to Gulag.

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Are You Planning A Cake Hoax? These 5 Tips Will Make Sure It's A Success

  • “Y'all, he never broke the seal! Cake boxes are impenetrable. I keep all my valuables in an old cake box with some tape over the original price tag.”
  • “When I leave home, I actually leave a cake seal across the door so I can tell if anybody entered the premises during my absence. It's foolproof.”
  • “Fort Knox is actually protected by a 3 tier cake seal system. Impenetrable.”
  • “But if the seal is slit, you must acquit!”
  • “FIRE CAN'T MELT SEAL”

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Red Square wrote:Are You Planning A Cake Hoax? These 5 Tips Will Make Sure It's A Success

  • “Y'all, he never broke the seal! Cake boxes are impenetrable. I keep all my valuables in an old cake box with some tape over the original price tag.”
  • “When I leave home, I actually leave a cake seal across the door so I can tell if anybody entered the premises during my absence. It's foolproof.”
  • “Fort Knox is actually protected by a 3 tier cake seal system. Impenetrable.”
  • “But if the seal is slit, you must acquit!”
  • “FIRE CAN'T MELT SEAL”

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My favorite part of this article:

UPDATE: After reviewing surveillance footage, Whole Foods announced on Tuesday afternoon that it plans to take legal action against Jordan Brown for fraud. According to Whole Foods, Brown not only made up the story, he also changed the original location of the cake seal. Yes, the very cake seal which he said authenticated his claim:


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Life imitates the People's Cube:

Black students found to be behind ‘white power' drawing at state university

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Thomas Lifson wrote:I have maintained for some time that there is simply not enough hate to go around, and that supposedly anti-hate groups and individuals are manufacturing phony hate incidents.

The image, found April 10 on a whiteboard in Blackwell Library, showed a stick figure being hung and labeled with a racial slur. Underneath was the hashtag “#whitepower.”

The university confirmed Tuesday, April 26, the students involved in the incident were black, spokesman Richard Culver wrote in an email. The university would not provide names of the students, citing the federal Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act.
Glenn Reynolds: Without fake hate crimes, would we have any hate crimes at all?


 
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