Laika the Space Dog to Make History Again

To learn more about the union connection to health care, you can read this article from the Wall Street Journal: "Read the Union Label" by Mark Mix
 

Excellent, but doesn't Beau = BO?
 

DA!

Yes, I am very excited!
ObamaCare™ is very Progressive. More progressive than old StalinCare™.
Now we can save the extra ammo for shooting enemies of the State instead of the sick.
We still have the problem of finding more trees to cut down to cover the mountains of paperwork involved.
It has been suggested that the collective adopt the "One Square" method of Sheryl Crow to compensate for paper rationing, but I believe both rationing and the One Square method will both be utilized ensuring success and saving the trees!

To Health Comrades!
To Health!
 

During your experiment, will you have an opportunity to piss on the tires of Airfarce One, Laika?
 

Comrade Tinkle,

How dare you imply that Our Dear Leader's Dog's poo poo has any kind of unpleasant odor?

Comrade Laika,

I am honored by your communique. I hope you are enjoying your stay here. I expect they will invite you to appear on the Oprah show. Hmm, I wonder if there is a chance of any hanky panky with Sadie.

Comrade Navigator,

You bring up a good point. If Beau can crap on Air Force One, then Laika certainly ought to be able to take a whiz on the tires.

Comrade Laika,

Speaking of that, if you get a chance to go to Philly, you might enjoy taking a whiz on the Liberty Bell. After all, it is a symbol of the evil Kapitalist system Our Dear Leader is trying so hard to overthrow.
 

Leninka

Speaking of that, if you get a chance to go to Philly, you might enjoy taking a whiz on the Liberty Bell.

Speaking of the Liberty Bell, I hear DC Mayor Marion Barry was caught there trying to smoke the crack.
 

Ivana Tinkle

Excellent, but doesn't Beau = BO?

Indeed, you are correct. In fact, I have an idea for a bumper sticker, although I don't know if it would sell.


 

Where is this strange idea about getting "wee-weed up" coming from?
My urine is never wasted on mere tires.

No!

It is used for de-icing in mid-flight!
 

Comrade Red Square,

I like the bumper sticker. It seems to me, that it would nicely trip up the liberal mind.

Comrade Laika,

Sorry about that. I blame Comrade Navigator. With you having been up in space for 52 years, they should give you your own plane to ferret you around. Perhaps Comrade Nanski Peloski can spare one of those jets they just purchased for VIP congressional members.
 

Laika the Space Dog

My urine is never wasted on mere tires.
Soon after Laika was launched into orbit, environmentalists started complaining about "acid rains" over the capitalist sector of the world. No such phenomenon was ever registered in the socialist sector. Coincidence? I think not!
 

In the People's Republic of Seattle I saw a sticker which said "HOPE" with the Obama O but above it was a "Y" spelling HYPE.
 

What about this on Zazzle? It's Turdbama:[center][/center]
 

That's quite daring for Seattle.

Here's one that I thought of that might go right over the heads of many Seattle residents:

When We Were

Prosperous

A little too cryptic, I suppose.

I just now saw your Turdbama (after I made the above post). Now that's a stinky proposition.
 

And don't those ears look like moonbat wings?
 

They look like crap receptors to me.
 

Moonbat Wings:


 

Great News Comrades! The "Death Panel" is operational !



 

Here's where we need a really good butt-bomber.

Considering the size of the butt of Our Many Titted Empress she could take out an entire skyscraper.
 

Do you think Michael Moore could be spared from Comrade Gulag 4 Alfred's death panel to butt bomb something even bigger?
 

By definition our Many Titted Empress has the biggest ass on the Planet Earth. I don't care if Michael Moore could hide a Shoney's up his. Our MTE wins. By default.
 

Well, you would know, as you have had her as a guest at the Rancho del Rio.
 

Oh, Leninka, you have no idea. You have no idea what it's like to have our Many Titted Empress at the Rancho. First, the noise. Can you imagine that voice going 24/7? And the demands. "Get me this! Get me that! I don't like the way that wall is looking at me!"

And the stench. I hate to tell you but our MTE is not clean. In fact the last time she was in Saudia Arabia the camels ran from her, and you know what they're used to.
 

Comrade Theocritus,

Some women just love throwing their weight around, don't they? As for the MTE, I would suggest a combination of talcum powder, flea powder, and, if you can, get a live skunk to spray the entire Rancho. Really, next to something like what the MTE emits, the smell of skunk is a good, clean smell.
 

Having just now seen this, I want congratulate Comrade Laika Space Dog on his return to Earth for this most important endeavor.

However... A problem may be on the horizon.

My informants inside of the Fox News Channel tell me that they are preparing to break a story that a young English Spaniel, who is a former intern aboard Comrade Space Dog's space station, is about to allege that Comrade Space Dog is that father on her litter of Pups. We don't have to worry about the DNC's P.R. Dept. (ABC, NBC, CBS, and CNN). I have them under control. But clearly, the Rethuglikan controlled Fox News is not under control... yet. Clearly, this must be a smear campaign orchestrated by the evil Rethuglikans.

--
ZB
 

Laika the Space Dog

DA!

Yes, I am very excited!
ObamaCare™ is very Progressive. More progressive than old StalinCare™.
Now we can save the extra ammo for shooting enemies of the State instead of the sick.
We still have the problem of finding more trees to cut down to cover the mountains of paperwork involved.
It has been suggested that the collective adopt the "One Square" method of Sheryl Crow to compensate for paper rationing, but I believe both rationing and the One Square method will both be utilized ensuring success and saving the trees!

To Health Comrades!
To Health!

Comrade Putin and I welcome you back to Earth. Putin will visit Obama and you very soon! Heck, we have had socialized medicine in Russia for the last 90 years and it has worked great. We have the best healthcare in the World right here in the Motherland. We want to thank Obama for bringing Russia's great idea to the United States, and thank Laika for being a test subject.
 

I see picture of Orca Winfrey with her Cocker Spanier dog Sadie and I begin to wonder......

How does Cocker Spanier taste?


Is the meat fravorfur and succurent or is it gristry and tough to chew?

It makes one paws for thought, doesn't it?

I'm Just Chirring,

Kim Jong Irrin'
 

Comrade Brezhnev,

I imagine, under the People's Plan, that Laika will certainly be treated as well as he was when he was sent up into outer space 52 years ago--yes, very well.


Comrade Kim Jong Illin',

If Sadie was fattened up good, she might taste good. No fat--no flavor.
 

Kim, why don't you ask Bill Clinton how dog tastes? You know we haven't heard much from his dog Buddy since Slick left office. And we know that Slick did a focus group on whether or not he should get a dog, to make him cuddlier.

But I have an idea. Why don't you just cut chunks out of Our Many Titted Empress' ass when she visits he Democratic Republic? She won't miss them and will no doubt be glad to have the weight removed. And the Goracle will be pleased to find that her jet won't require as much fuel to whisk her away.

She won't feel it. You know the dinosaurs had a nerve lump in the middle of their backs, and so pain messages were slow. And cockroaches' legs are informed by the hairs on their legs without the trouble of signals passing through their brains.

So I'd say that there is nothing stopping you from hacking off a bit of live MTE gigot when she comes through.

And don't worry about the blood. You know how to handle blood.

Don't you? And if you don't, you're no longer fit to be Dear Leader. Turn your badge over to Our Dear O'Leader.
 

Yes, I think this is a good idea, and, Comrade Kim, if you are in the middle of negotiating the price of a nuclear weapon, say to Comrade AquaVelvaJad, or the Cha-devil in Venezuela, you can offer up a plate of Ass Fritters (something that would appeal to all palettes). I'm sure they'll love them.
 

To be served with dingleberry lingonberry relish.