Comrades,

We are conflicted about the EVIL Republican Health Care bill.

Our sympathizers and fellow travelers in the Democrat party predict an apocalyptic death count if the bill passes. This fear mongering will, no doubt, result in more funding and loyalty from our sycophantic following.

Yet is this not a golden opportunity to cull from out midst the weak, the infirm, the under-productive? Is this not the goal of a Healthy and Productive Communal State?

I implore you, Comrades. Which way should we lean on this perplexing conundrum?

I too am conflicted.

On one paw, there are good comrades like Nutmeg, the world's oldest cat who recently turned 141 in human years. He and many other centenarians will most likely not live to see the year 2026 under the evil Republican death care plan!

On the other paw, that delicious Soylent Fancy Feast isn't going to make itself.