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Limbaugh Denounces Gorbachev's Attempted Self-Rehabilitation

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The evil Rush Limbaugh* (*see"Story#5") denounces Mikhail Gorbachev's to rehabilitate himself (from having been exiled from the Collective for having destroyed socialism to "save" it) bypraising Barack Obama as "America's Gorbachev" for destroying capitalism to enable socialism to rise from what the evil Reagan called "the dustbin of history." Said Gorbachev: "There's no doubt that Obamastroika will save the USA by transforming it into the USSA (United Socialist States of America)."
https://www.youtube.com/v/xOIPNwomnqE
Meanwhile, while attending the ACORN/PEANUT Summit, Jimmy Carter rushed to Gorbachev's defense for praising Obama, but Carter added: "But President Obama is even more than just "America's Gorbachev"-- He's 'Obarter' because he doesn't have an 'inordinate fear of communism' or of fanatical jihadists."
https://www.youtube.com/v/duwCDE3WT5Q
However, our Party Organ, the Daily Kos, denounced Carter's defense of Obama as weak and self-indulgent and made clear what all loyal members of the Collective know: That rather than being "Obamachev," President Obama is "Obamache," the living embodiment of the Still-Dead-Che:
https://www.youtube.com/v/M2pEQSZ7FQg
Of course, all of us in the Collective know Obama to be the living embodiment of the Holy Trinity: Lenin, Stalin, and Che.
--Thought-Crime Warden

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"Obarter"?

Hmmmm....?

Let me guess. Silk stockings, chocolate, and cigarettes for Obamastroika Healthcare ration stamps?

Comrade warden. Silk stockings, chocolate, and cigarettes are symbols of decadent American Imperialism. There will be no Obartering. There is no Black Market...oops, that sounds racist...I mean Illegal Economy in Obama's AmeriKKKa.

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Laika the Space Dog wrote:There will be no Obartering. There is no Black Market...oops, that sounds racist...I mean Illegal Economy in Obama's AmeriKKKa.

Quite so Cosmodog. There will be no economy at all. The government will see to it that everyone gets what they deserve.

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It would be most glorious if the Imperialist KKKapitalist ™ Ob's government would receive what it deserves, would it not?! And what it deserves is all the money from greedy kkkapitalist, like evil Goldman Sachs', including those evil ones working in the Ob's regime administration. oops, no that is not what Isaidmeant to said say, these are the good capitalist doing the Ob's will workinghard work to redistribution to needy redistribution recipients. These are the Social Justice Distributors ™ and most glorious.

Limbored! spit spit

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Laika the Space Dog wrote:"Obarter"?

Hmmmm....?

Let me guess. Silk stockings, chocolate, and cigarettes for Obamastroika Healthcare ration stamps?

Comrade warden. Silk stockings, chocolate, and cigarettes are symbols of decadent American Imperialism. There will be no Obartering. There is no Black Market...oops, that sounds racist...I mean Illegal Economy in Obama's AmeriKKKa.

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Dear Space-Dog, the question you've raised
on what you can barter or trade
when we have completed
the changes most needed.
See notes that our leaders exchanged:
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A note to Obamachev from
his Gorbachev name-sake has come:
Beware of what Carter
presents for Obarter
when peanuts as wages become.

Replying to Gorbachev's note,
Obamachev sent him a note:
"I fear that your praise,
like Carter's malaise,
lets Limbaugh keep me on the ropes."
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"So, therefore, my hope is that you
will comments to praise me eschew
and help the Collective
by hurling invectives
at me as a 'Cap'talist Tool.'"
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"When Docs want their work to be paid for,
we doubt they'll take peanuts to pay for
the care they provide,
and, so, I'll provide
inducements provided by ACORNS."
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"And thus we'll provide the new barter
in place of method that Carter
devised for the nation--
i.e., high inflation--
with ACORNs from me as Obarter."
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Comrade Whoopie wrote:
Laika the Space Dog wrote:There will be no Obartering. There is no Black Market...oops, that sounds racist...I mean Illegal Economy in Obama's AmeriKKKa.

Quite so Cosmodog. There will be no economy at all. The government will see to it that everyone gets what they deserve.
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You're quite correct, Comrade Whoopie.
Like squirells, we will not need economic incentives because all of our motivational activity will be shaped by our contemplation of the inducements provided by ACORNs.
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Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:These are the Social Justice Distributors ™ and most glorious.

Limbored! spit spit
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Dear Fraulein,
I hope by "[Limbaugh], spit, spit," you didn't mean to imply we'd emulate the rude conduct of TeaBaggers in "spitting" upon our opponents. I'm sure you really meant to express yourself in a more politically correct manner by reminding us all that the new Fryerness Doctrine (replacing the Fairness Doctrine) would be to dispatch ACORNs to give Limbaugh a "warm welcome" by putting him on a spit.
--Thought Crime Warden

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I neglected to make note - does not the Ob ™ look most resemblances of dear comrade Mikhail! Except for the skin color flaw, of course. But, not all can be blessed with Obamo's lovely skin colorations, which were a most glorious gift from dear Papa Barry Baracky Mr. O.

The "spit" dear kindly sir, was AT Mr. Limbored!

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All of this talk about "bartering" for medical care reminds me of what Gorbachev told Obamachev about how great was the health-care system in the old Soviet Union. That's how Soviet doctors' patients keep them well-supplied with chickens and eggs, but we never learned which came first. (Clinton always claimed the chic came first, but then that was when he was sampling American health care-- but I digress.)
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However, to my shock and amazement, a tea-bagger type is now claiming to have proof that Americans already "barter" for health care with things such as "chickens."
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Barter farter . . . oops, bad choice of wording, but bater be is good. Instead of bartering with kapitalist money, perhaps more useful items like bottle of beet vodka? Who doesn't like beet vodka (except the wine pressers with odd red foots feet). And I'm sure Republipuke blond woman is too consumed with blondness and greedy kapitalism to read the bill!!? (oh, she did?. . . . . well I'm sure she didn't understand it!!!? . . . . oh . . . NEVER MIND. I have beet to smash! Enough of this foolish talk!)

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Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:It would be most glorious if the Imperialist KKKapitalist ™ Ob's government would receive what it deserves, would it not?! And what it deserves is all the money from greedy kkkapitalist, like evil Goldman Sachs', including those evil ones working in the Ob's regime administration. oops, no that is not what Isaidmeant to said say, these are the good capitalist doing the Ob's will workinghard work to redistribution to needy redistribution recipients. These are the Social Justice Distributors ™ and most glorious.

Limbored! spit spit

I can't wait to get my hands on some of that greedy capitalist money. Oh, wait, I already do with the earned income credit, medicaid, subsidized housing, food stamps and other things, but I could always use a little more.

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Leninka wrote: I can't wait to get my hands on some of that greedy capitalist money. Oh, wait, I already do with the earned income credit, medicaid, subsidized housing, food stamps and other things, but I could always use a little more.

I don't know what I'd do without my medicaid, medicare (we can use both, right?), WIC, stamps, government house (my new gulag sub-prime housing is coming along most gloriously!), and the EIC, of course (don't you love getting money back when you never had to pay for it?!). I can't wait for the OB ™to raise taxes so we can get more'n more.

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Chickens-for-Barter-- Health Alert from Comrade Evo Morales

Comrades,
Since this thread has delved into issues involving Obarter for ObamaCare in general and in particular the use of chickens as barter, I'm including this important ObamaCare health-alert by our Comrade Evo Morales.

It raises an entirely new field of scientific inquiry that eclipses the question of "Which comes first-- the chicken or the egg?" with "Which comes first-- the chicken or the gender bender?" Should the new slogan be "Don't barter, don't trade"? We need to get the CDC to investigate these startling findings by our progressive comrade in Bolivia.
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--Doctor Obama (no longer making house calls, which duty I've now delegated to Agent Smith)

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Hmmm.. is not the map on head of Comrade Gorbechov of same coloring as Dear Leader? Most certain this is to mean they are related.

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Mrs Al Czarweary wrote:Hmmm.. is not the map on head of Comrade Gorbechov of same coloring as Dear Leader? Most certain this is to mean they are related.
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Dear Comrade Mrs. Al Czarweary,
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You are quite astute and quite observant. From an unimpeachable source (ThePeoplesGeneologyTree.ru.related/) I have learned that Gorbachev and Obamachev share a common ancestor who strode with Lenin across the world stage. Before joining forces with Lenin, he had escaped into Russia from Manchuria. His traditionally long name was Ahn-Ses-Torov Mahn-Chur-Re-Ahn-KahnDidaitov, but only half his descendants bear the map-of-Mother-Russia birth-mark. He later shortened his name to "Stalin's Right Arm."
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--Thought-Crime Warden

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This explains much, comrade Warden, but it does not explain why they all have the nose of Limbored. Please, pray to Ob tell, they are not related? Limboreds invaders into gene pool would be most frightening.

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Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:This explains much, comrade Warden, but it does not explain why they all have the nose of Limbored. Please, pray to Ob tell, they are not related? Limboreds invaders into gene pool would be most frightening.
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Since (in a prior post to you) I had apparently mistakenly misinterpreted "Limbored" as your progressive epithet for the evil, capitalist-pig "Limbaugh," I am confused about the real identity of "Limbored."
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If my first inference were to have been correct after all, I must say (thank Lenin) I can't discern any similarity, in which case we all should be rejoicing that neither of our heros (neither Gorbachev nor Obamachev) has "Limbored's" nose. Indeed, if that were to be the case, it would become the duty of both heros to cut off such noses and have them replaced with noses that could not possibly be deemed to resemble "Limbored's" nose.
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If my second inference were to be correct, I must confess my total ignorance regarding the identity of "Limbored." I hope he/she/it isn't a high party official, but then you would never spit at a high party official, so I must assume "Limbored" is a member of the Neanderthal tribe whose identity I have never learned.
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--Thought Crime Warden

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"Limbored" = Limbaugh!! (spit spit, now you forced me to write the name!! double spit)

now I have a headache and must return to government supplied housing,..........

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Fraulein Pulloskies wrote:"Limbored" = Limbaugh!! (spit spit, now you forced me to write the name!! double spit)

now I have a headache and must return to government supplied housing,..........
. I hope you're satisfied now. Image you made me laugh out loud. Have a great weekend. I'll be up to my eyeballs in alligators.

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ImageGlad I made you LOL. You have a good weekend too.

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Wait the hell one minute here! I thought I had that capitalist kulak Limburger, Limbagle .... what ever the hell his name is ... shipped out to the Jane Fonda Center for the Treatment of Anti-Socialist Behavior in San Bernardino California, 3 years ago? And now I hear from this post that he is still on the air and ATTACKING the "Dear Leader"?

I am [highlight=#ffffff]OUTRAGED![/highlight] What in Lenin's Holy name is going on at Comrade Jane's gulag? Did she let him out? NO! No way a good, dedicated, Marxist prog girl like Comrade Jane would let a vile capitalist thug like Lumberger out. I sent him down there in handcuffs and leg irons. And when I did, I told Meow not to ...

Where is Meow?

Where is our beloved dear Chairman Meowsevich S. Punchenko?

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ZB

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Zampolit Blokhayev wrote:Wait the hell one minute here! I thought I had that capitalist kulak Limburger, Limbagle .... what ever the hell his name is ... shipped out to the Jane Fonda Center for the Treatment of Anti-Socialist Behavior in San Bernardino California, 3 years ago? And now I hear from this post that he is still on the air and ATTACKING the "Dear Leader"?

I am [highlight=#ffffff]OUTRAGED![/highlight] What in Lenin's Holy name is going on at Comrade Jane's gulag? Did she let him out? NO! No way a good, dedicated, Marxist prog girl like Comrade Jane would let a vile capitalist thug like Lumberger out. I sent him down there in handcuffs and leg irons. And when I did, I told Meow not to ...

Where is Meow?

Where is our beloved dear Chairman Meowsevich S. Punchenko?

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ZB
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Dear Comrade Zampolit Blokhayev,
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Despite Jane Fonda's sincere and unbounded commitment to the Collective, she's a washed-up hag who obviously dropped the ball by letting Limbaugh escape. The only way to capture Limbaugh, who has a weakness for babes, is for CzarCzar and I to pay him a visit. I'm sure we could entice him into what you Earthlings call a ménage à trois, at the end of which we coud snap the handcuffs on him and take him away to Thought-Crime Warden's gulag.
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Have you noticed I still haven't learned where the blank-line new-paragraph code is?
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But the more challenging question is whom we should leave in Limbaugh's place. We'd need an impostor to take his place and temporarily resume spewing his hate-crime speeches and then have the impostor gradually introduce progressive, collectivist themes. The next thing you know, the whole country would be progressive "ditto-heads." Also, this will take a lot of planning-- sort of like "Mission Impossible." Yet I have no doubt CzarCzar and I could pull it off.
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Wait! An even better idea-- perhaps I could persuade Comrade Putout to join us. It could be the first ménage à quatro (pardon my alien inability to avoid mixing French and Spanish-- ooooh that sounds good also.)
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Give us a while to develop our plans, and the next thing you know the real Limbaugh will be in the Gulag and an imposter will be poised to serve Collective Kool-Aid to his Ditto-Heads.
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Now the immediate challenge is to determine a dedicated, maximumly progressive collectivist who could effectively pose as an impostor for Limbaugh. Who could that be?????
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--GAIA Minister Neytiri


 
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