Comrades, it appears to be true. Something we have long suspected has now been confirmed: Luke Skywalker is gay. Luke is now out of the galactic closet and ready to party.

"I'd say it is meant to be interpreted by the viewer. If you think Luke is gay, of course he is. You should not be ashamed of it."
- Mark Hamill

Hints of Luke's sexual prowess made their way into the galactic epic. Had we been more open-minded as a culture, we would have noticed and accepted Luke's sexuality with the pomp, praise, and parades that one deserves.

Considering some of the things they do, I'm not sure "comes clean" is the right turn of phrase here, Comrade.

Just sayin'

I'm guessing that there will be some 'interesting' new uses for the lightsaber in the next installment.

Mikhail Lysenkomann wrote:Considering some of the things they do, I'm not sure "comes clean" is the right turn of phrase here, Comrade.

Just sayin'

Surely you've heard of Star Wars branded apples. It's just a matter of time before Jedi douche enters the pipeline.