Lurch for Secretary of Defense!!!


Comrades, another high point in Dear Leader's now eternal presidency! Apparently TheOne™ is considering Senator John "Lurch" Kerry for Secretary of Defense!!!
It's a beautiful thing.
Can you just imagine the medals he'd be officially authorized to throw away??? It boggles the mind... And the POSSIBILITIES for submitting to the enemy, with Dear Leader on point, bowing, as Kerry "brings up the rear"...
Can it get much better?
YES IT CAN!!!
FORRRRWAAAAAAAARRRRDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!




I can't personally think of anyone better suited to be Secretary of Defense than Comrade Senator John Kerry!


Think of it......... four years without taxes and docking fees !




I'm rather fonda Kerry - which reminds me, may I be so bold as to suggest Jane Fonda as Secretary of State, now that MTE is leaving? She always had such a good rapport with our enemies...






Kerry Exposes US Spy, Gets People's Hero Medal Award

At a hearing to discuss the nomination of John Bolton as US ambassador to the United Nations, politicians discussed a dispute over Bolton's treatment of an intelligence analyst, referred to as "Mr Smith." But when Kerry read from a transcript of closed door interviews he gave out the name of Fulton Armstrong that had not previously come up.
"The Party sees everything," said anunnamed CFK source. "The revolutionary discipline calls for the use of ‘sticks and carrots' or as we refer to them ‘medals and purges.' And when Kerry saw the opportunity to expose a CIA spy and heroically jumped at it with total disregard for his reputation, we say he deserves a medal. This one is not going to be thrown away like the others!" the source added with a cheerless smile.


Today at a White House press briefing, Senator John Kerry explained how as Secretary of Defense he would "move the military out of the way", in order to get things moving progressively FORWARD! for the United Soviet States of America.
When asked what he meant by that, exactly, Kerry replied with something that sounded like a long groan but was quite possibly actual speech.
President B. Hussein Obama said to "Let me be clear", and that a rumor of a large deposit having just been made into an offshore account of his that coincidentally was exactly equal to a large amount just debited from one of John and "Terayza"


R.O.C.K. in the USSA
JohnKerrySecDef.jpgToday at a White House press briefing, Senator John Kerry explained how as Secretary of Defense he would "move the military out of the way", in order to get things moving progressively FORWARD! for the United Soviet States of America.
When asked what he meant by that, exactly, Kerry replied with something that sounded like a long groan but was quite possibly actual speech.
President B. Hussein Obama said to "Let me be clear", and that a rumor of a large deposit having just been made into an offshore account of his that coincidentally was exactly equal to a large amount just debited from one of John and "Terayza"
I thought he said "he had to take a shit this big."

When I first heard some of that testimony, I thought "Thurston Howell"!


Comrade Secretary of Defense John Kerry will know what the meaning of "is" is!


While we're on a roll, with Dear Leader doing all he can to
And it'll keep it "all in the (Chicago) family" too!





Who for Sec. of Def.? Sorry, I don't recall ever hearing of this person before. For comrades that fail to understand, I recommend you visit this page of the Mausoleum of the 2004 Revolution. Inner party members are already aware of their roots. Party members that don't remember their roots will get acquainted with a different type of root. Namely, beet roots after we frog march you to the gulag.
I'm sure that if there ever existed (and I'm not saying he did) a "senator" named John Kerry, who failed the party by losing to the evil "bushitler", then the only recourse would be to insure he never fails the party again (wink, wink).
Surely any reasonable party member knows this!
