Comrades,

I had nothing to do with this incident. Ask Comrade Putout. We spent Thursday afternoon inspecting my nuts and making beet vodka. Really!

Squirrel attack leaves several injured inside a senior center activity room in Deltona, Florida. The unprovoked attack took place at 2PM Thursday in the Sterling Court facility.

The squirrel jumped on people, scratching and biting at least 3 of them. The frantic 911 caller screamed, "It's biting and scratching people...it's,...it's still in there,... they're bleeding,... hurry!" The attack lasted 3 minutes before the squirrel was tossed out the door.

An ambulance was dispatched and emergency medical teams rushed to the scene. The 3 victims refused treatment.

There is still no word regarding the capture of the wild beast. Authorities have ordered all residents of Deltona to remain in their homes until further notice.

Captain Craptek wrote:... The unprovoked attack ...

That's your opinion, Craptek.
BUT - don't you know that TRRRUMP hovers over the Planet, squirrels included ?

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just watch them poor squirrels,
trumped up and thusly running for life :


in full understanding, that it's Fat Cat times comin' :

Hmmmmmm........sounds mighty suspicious Captain Craptek. Are you sure you didn't move on down to Florida after going berserk at the First Self Righteous Church in Mississippi?............

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yeehaw! Trigglypuff Christianized?




yeah.. that's the problem with that Rodent - always goin' fer them nuts.


but, but, but - now I see what actually Slim Pickens was doin' here :

No Genosse. That's Trigglypuff's Great Aunt Bertha Lulatrigglybelle. Trigglypuff was named after her and the family resemblance is STRONG because the family tree doesn't have a lot of branches.

Clara Illbustyourballs Zetkin wrote:No Genosse. That's Trigglypuff's Great Aunt Bertha Lulatrigglybelle. Trigglypuff was named after her and the family resemblance is STRONG because the family tree doesn't have a lot of branches.

bal'shoye spasiba, Tavarishch Clara!
What a glory, Comrades, to get a learned opinion - backed by solid southern roots!

And concerning the mentioned "branch insufficiency in family tree", a question.
How did that trait make it from the Ummah to Mississippi? uh, via moonshining Appalachia?

Did the squirrel grab any pussy?