Comrades! I, Marshal Pupovich am pleased to salute and report back to duty on the eve of the glorious "election" of our Liar in Chief, the Lord Obama (PBUH). However, before some of my chattering comrades begin their usual back stabbing complaints wondering where I have been hiding these past few months, let me assure you all I have been busily working for the Common Good! I will be more than happy to explain further here, or in the People's Court if need be.

Let me begin my defense by finally announcing a most exciting and historic mission that I accomplished behind the scenes that from what I can see perusing the People's news, went unnoticed by my comrades. Friends, comrades, fellow conspirators, there is no reason to fret what may happen tomorrow! Please turn your attention to the following announcement:

"I am here to announce that after several months of intense but fruitful negotiating between the Russian Federation and the highly respected Marshal Pupovicn representing the DNC have signed the first ever mutual defense treaty! This pact will assure that the bonds of peace and cooperation between the Russian Federation and our socialist brother/sister/ithood of the DNC will continue for all time! This historic pact would not have been possible were it not for the tireless heroic efforts of Marshal Pupovich, a true Hero of the Common Good!"

Viktor Chirkov
Commander-in-Chief of the Navy, Admiral

Yes Comrades, it is true! In fact, had my comrades had been more observant, then they would have seen my work fulfilled at the Democrat convention! Look closely at the background in the picture above, taken the night the DNC honored those in uniform. Those ships are from the Black Sea Fleet! The icing on the cake comes from my inclusion of our Muslim allies by including Turkish fighters covering the skies over the DNC!

So comrades. let me say I am happy to be back. Oh, btw, I have also been busy making sure my Puppovich's Party Pleasure Houses continued serving our comrades 24/7 in the style they have grown used to expecting!

Comrade Marshal, welcome back! We have kept your personal tiny plot of the beet field unharvested awaiting your return.

I had assumed that you and Snoogiewoogums were behind the Black Sea "mistake" at the DNC Convention - my compliments on a most equal accomplishment!

Not to speak out of school Marshall Pup, but was any progress made on the secret protocol negotiations over convening the Fifth International?

Since November 1938 this project has been stuck in the Initiation Phase. Comrade Hugo's work on it a couple years back seems to have been stalled by his illness inflicted on him by the CIA.

"Russian attack sub detected near East Coast"

https://freebeacon.com/russian-subs-skirt-coast/

I didn't realize joint exercises would begin so soon.

Welcome back Marshall! The Vodka has been flowing freely in your honor and in your absence, but I suppose you'll want your own ration back now...(dammit).

BLACK Sea Fleet? Oh, Pupovich. To think that your first post in months is nothing but Racism.

Welcome back Pupovich! Indeed, the Party will not rest until Obama reads his victory speech from a teleprompter on the deck of a Soviet aircraft carrier, under a large banner that says "Mission Accomplished."

The Visual Agitation directorate is painting the final letters on that banner as of this writing.

I welcome you back Comrade Pupovich (although I had no idea you were gone) What are "yellow currents?" Should I be ordering them on a regular basis now that you've returned?

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:Comrade Marshal, welcome back! We have kept your personal tiny plot of the beet field unharvested awaiting your return.

Unharvested Comrade? Unharvested? Are you trying to report that you have failed to find anyone to purge? No need to disturb the soil because you have no bodies to bury? You could not even dig up some votes on this plot?

Expel The Red States wrote:Not to speak out of school Marshall Pup, but was any progress made on the secret protocol negotiations over convening the Fifth International?

Since November 1938 this project has been stuck in the Initiation Phase. Comrade Hugo's work on it a couple years back seems to have been stalled by his illness inflicted on him by the CIA.

I smell a purge coming.... So Comrade Expel....are you a Trotskist, or one of those Lyndon LaRouche wannabe?https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lyndon_LaRouche

Tovarichi wrote:Welcome back Marshall! The Vodka has been flowing freely in your honor and in your absence, but I suppose you'll want your own ration back now...(dammit).

Let the vodka flow Comrade Tovarich! This is a time for celebration. No need to worry about my ration for the moment, I can see there are plenty of new comrades that I can easily draw up new charges against to take care of my needs. Not to mention the tons of new OPM we can soon count on.

Just remember, it is vitally important that we ensure that every Obama voter gets to the poll next Tuesday. That is but 1 week from today.....

Ivan Betinov wrote:BLACK Sea Fleet? Oh, Pupovich. To think that your first post in months is nothing but Racism.

It does my cold heart good to see you once again Comrade Brain in a Jar! I see you still have your brain quite pickled and on the look out for thought crime. But remember Comrade, it is not I that refer to these brave warriors that protect us by what you perceive to be a racist name. No, this is what our most esteemed Russian socialists call them, and remember, as that old country song goes, they were socialist before socialist was cool.

Red Square wrote:Welcome back Pupovich! Indeed, the Party will not rest until Obama reads his victory speech from a teleprompter on the deck of a Soviet aircraft carrier, under a large banner that says "Mission Accomplished."

The Visual Agitation directorate is painting the final letters on that banner as of this writing.

It is so wonderful to see you again my Most Equally Esteemed Comrade Red Square! I was wondering how you came through the great storm. As you know, I am an all too frequent veteran of hurricanes. I had to endure one earlier this year as well, though it didn't cause quite as much problems as Sandra. Issac was bad primarily because it was the slowest moving storm I have ever seen, and the rain caused most of our problems. I know nothing of New York geography, so I didn't know if your area was one of those hard hit with the power outages.

Did you hear of this outrage?


The Lord Obama was having a seat rally when several hundred humans showed up in some sort of protest! As you can see, these humans blocked the view of most of the seats that had come to see him!

MARSHALL!

Welcome back!!!! And Great and Glorious behind the scenes work at the DNC! As much as I wanted to take credit for our glorious fleet being shown at the DNC convention, I knew that I could not as I knew it was all due to your own dogged efforts.

I must admit I had tears running down my face when I was told the news of the showing of our fleet at the convention. It was unfortunate that I was not able to see it in person at the time though as I didn't want to lose my place in that long line waiting to get into the Fluke hospitality room.

Once again esteemed Comrade welcome back!

Komrade Pup has inspired me to return also. Since my retirement from Oz-Strayan politics I have been busy gardening, cross-stitching, and becoming outraged on behalf of oppressed minorities. To my great party shame I forgot about the Cube.

Welcome back Komrade Pup and may today be the glorious re- "election" of our Dear Leader, empowering Him with another four years to blame the BusHitler for absolutely everything.

Commodore Snoogie Woogums wrote:MARSHALL!

Welcome back!!!! And Great and Glorious behind the scenes work at the DNC! As much as I wanted to take credit for our glorious fleet being shown at the DNC convention, I knew that I could not as I knew it was all due to your own dogged efforts.

Ah Commodore Snoogie Woogums, it is a most wonderful day to greet you again! Yes, I almost, not quite, but almost felt a slight tinge of guilt no, not guilt....guilt is for losers; more like passing gas, yes, I think I passed some gas when I realized that I took earned credit for the Russian fleet before you. But it's all for the Common Good right?

Beelzebob Brown wrote:Komrade Pup has inspired me to return also. Since my retirement from Oz-Strayan politics I have been busy gardening, cross-stitching, and becoming outraged on behalf of oppressed minorities. To my great party shame I forgot about the Cube.

Welcome back Komrade Pup and may today be the glorious re- "election" of our Dear Leader, empowering Him with another four years to blame the BusHitler for absolutely everything.

Komrade Beelzebub, a true Party stalwart, a mind of unusual character! I know the rage you feel on behalf of oppressed minorities. Fortunately the Lord Obama (PBUH) will lead us out of this fog of lies the right has tried to oppress us with. No doubt this little artwork spotted at a Philadelphia polling spot will cheer you!


And this is on top of the many polling places being secured by the Black Panther party once again. Thank Lenin for the great work AG Holder has done!

Comrades, I must clear up any confusion that our less equal comrades may have experienced had they had someone read to them the following news story that ran today:

Clinton asks Philadelphia crowd: ‘Who wants a president who will knowingly, repeatedly tell you something he knows isn't true?'

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Comrade Marshall!

I thought I recognized your foul stench when I arrived today for the celebation of our glorious leader, His O'liness. I see you still have not licked (heh) your coprophagia. But it is a relief knowing the kitty litter will be lasting longer.

You do realize you'll need more than 15 shepherds to catch little ol' me.



LET THE GAMES BEGIN!


It's damn good to see you again my dear friend. Come, let me give you a snogging. :-)

Reiuxcat wrote:Comrade Marshall!

I thought I recognized your foul stench when I arrived today for the celebation of our glorious leader, His O'liness. I see you still have not licked (heh) your coprophagia. But it is a relief knowing the kitty litter will be lasting longer.

You do realize you'll need more than 15 shepherds to catch little ol' me.

Ah Comradess Reiuxcat, it will do my dog heart good to once again poke and prod you to the People's Re-Edukation Camp. Alas, that foul stench you smell is the smell of our Liar in Chief's glorious victory over the reactionary remnant. But I want you to know that I thought of you every day as I served up truth to power during my tour of Occupy Insanity. Actually, I really was not planning on lowering myself by mingling with the unwashed 99%, that is until I heard their chants.....and you know how much I hate and detest.....


Jewish Fat Cats!

Welcome Back, Comrade Pup! Now we need your Central Committee nemesis, General Mousy Tongue to rejoin the kollective and we can all watch the fur fly. Just keep Moo-shell out of the room! For safety reasons, you know?

Well, well! Look at what Reiuxcat, or maybe it was General Mousey-Tongue, dragged in! Marshal Pupovich, already volunteering to explain himself in . . . the People's Court? With Judge Wapner presiding and Doug Llewellyn out in the hall with his microphone and pompadour?

Or is this a new roundabout way of denouncing yourself in hopes of being subjected to yet another show trial that will lead to yet another promotion?

Well, the next time someone doesn't give you what you think you're entitled to, don't take the law into your own hands . . . you take them to me for some shovel-ready justice.

Due to your prolonged absence, Pupovich, I'm afraid I had to do something about your desk in the corner office you once shared with me. I've converted it into a combination wet bar and DJ booth, and hung one of those sparkly silver disco ball thingies from the ceiling; and now every Friday night I throw a Saturday Night Fever dance party.

The bar also flips over to open The People's Cube Emergency Destruct System™ which is modeled after the one in the movie Alien. It's really cool. Just pull up these doohickeys and twist them around, and in seconds we'll have sirens and alarms going off and steam (or maybe it's just dry ice) blowing everywhere. We may have to activate it should Romney steal the election tonight.

The EDS does have one little glitch, or maybe it's just a quirk: Every time it's activated, the sparkly silver disco ball thingy starts spinning, and this starts everyone dancing and boogeying (sp?) down. Of course, this may not be such a bad thing since there's only room for two people in the escape pod and I plan to be one of them. Everyone else will be too distracted by the stentorian bass stylings of Barry White and orgasmic screechings of Donna Summer and stupid quack-quacks of Rick Dees (little suspecting those are just the aforementioned alarms and sirens) to panic.

A year ago you might have been a shoo-in to join me in the escape pod, Pupovich. But now there are all these new comrades here, and a lot of them are awfully good at sucking up to me.

You just might be dog meat after tonight.

P.S. And no, you do not get Beet of the Week just for showing up after all this time. As it is, I'm sorely tempted to disappear for a few months just to see how much everyone here misses me and my shovel.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote: ...Everyone else will be too distracted by the stentorian bass stylings of Barry White and orgasmic screechings of Donna Summer and stupid quack-quacks of Rick Dees (little suspecting those are just the aforementioned alarms and sirens) to panic.

Thank you for reminding us all Commisarka:- have Barry White and Donna Summer voted yet..?


/OFF. Sorry, too soon...?

Most Esteemed Commissar Marshall His Holiness Judge 2nd Only to 2nds off the Dinner Plate... We are doing it Marshall! Winning! Thank you for service and full report... shorltly we will be running the beet fields full time and no more la de da behind keyboard *sigh*.... so many proles to train so little time....

Vodka all around for glorious win of our Dear (2nd Choice) Leader...

Hail Obama!

Zampolit Blokhayev wrote:Welcome Back, Comrade Pup! Now we need your Central Committee nemesis, General Mousy Tongue to rejoin the kollective and we can all watch the fur fly. Just keep Moo-shell out of the room! For safety reasons, you know?

Esteemed and valued (at least according to the most recent wanted poster) Comrade Blokhayev! I have had tingling sensations running down my fur since coming in from the cold and seeing my dear comrades! You say that General Mousey Tongue has been AWOL during my sanctioned absence? No doubt he will soon reveal himself once he hears that I am back. How about my dear Commissar Theocritus? Has he also been in hiding?

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Well, well! Look at what Reiuxcat, or maybe it was General Mousey-Tongue, dragged in! Marshal Pupovich, already volunteering to explain himself in . . . the People's Court? With Judge Wapner presiding and Doug Llewellyn out in the hall with his microphone and pompadour?

Or is this a new roundabout way of denouncing yourself in hopes of being subjected to yet another show trial that will lead to yet another promotion? ...

Due to your prolonged absence, Pupovich, I'm afraid I had to do something about your desk in the corner office you once shared with me....

A year ago you might have been a shoo-in to join me in the escape pod, Pupovich. But now there are all these new comrades here, and a lot of them are awfully good at sucking up to me.

You just might be dog meat after tonight.

Dear Commissarka Pinkie! Please forgive an aging canine, my eyes are dimming and it has been too long since I last seen you.....so tell me, is that your face on the left or is it your shovel? I can't hardly see any difference. Of course it could be my People's Prescription glasses that I strongly suspect is nothing more than the bottom of a couple of the Chairman's vodka bottles cut out and fitted into these cheap frames.

It is wonderful to hear from you again, though you wound me with any suggestion that I would now, or ever have, sought any self promotion through a People's Court trial. Grant it, I dare say I still hold the record for being the subject of such miscarriages of justice, having prevailed each and every time. I can assure you that my streaking rise up the ranks of the equals came about through my hard work. I was fortunate to serve as an example to struggling comrades during my stints on trial, and also credit the wonderful defense put up by such wonderful comrades such as Commissar Theorcritus, and the most esteemed Chairman.

But Commissarka, let me tell you how absolutely fortunate I am to even be here today! Last night after hearing of the victory of our Liar in Chief, I nearly killed myself with my pistol that I pulled to celebrate! It was very close Commissarka.....

As for your office, I remind you that I am still up on that wall where I have been ever since you first called for me, and as I recall, saved you from a terrible fall. Of course, I have added a few amenities to make the place a bit more comfortable....but we will not mention this anymore. Loose lips sink ships you know? But I am happy to hear the way you are using OPM to fix your place up. I am sure the Party approved as well.

Red Rooster wrote:Most Esteemed Commissar Marshall His Holiness Judge 2nd Only to 2nds off the Dinner Plate... We are doing it Marshall! Winning! Thank you for service and full report... shorltly we will be running the beet fields full time and no more la de da behind keyboard *sigh*.... so many proles to train so little time....

Vodka all around for glorious win of our Dear (2nd Choice) Leader...

Hail Obama!

Comrade Red Rooster! The Fowl of the Party! Or is that the Party's Fowl? It does my fowl heart good to see you once more. Yes, the beet fields are fertile, much land to be turned over, bodies to be buried, lives to be made more equal. Dear Lenin, I can't wait to start draining more money from the 1%. Grant it, that won't help the Party's finances that much, but it will sure make me feel better while I chow down on beets and potato vodka!