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John McCain has lived a much bigger life than Barack Obama. That’s not a slam at Obama; McCain has lived a much bigger life than most people. But it still made Obama look small in comparison. McCain was the clear winner of the night.
Commissar Theocritus
And any candidate who doesn't make it to election becomes a non-person. This troubles me about weak liberals, instead of rejecting those who have failed the Party, the failure is completely ignored and the guilty person’s status is increased. The Democratic Party’s biggest heroes are utter failures, Gore, Kerry, Mondale, and etc. Even the few that succeed in being elected, fail in carrying out their missions (Carter, Pelosi) are still looked upon fondly.Commissar Theocritus
Who has a wife with a funny name. non-tipper reminds me of my bartending days.
Commissar Maksim
Commissar Theocritus
And any candidate who doesn't make it to election becomes a non-person. This troubles me about weak liberals, instead of rejecting those who have failed the Party, the failure is completely ignored and the guilty person’s status is increased. The Democratic Party’s biggest heroes are utter failures, Gore, Kerry, Mondale, and etc. Even the few that succeed in being elected, fail in carrying out their missions (Carter, Pelosi) are still looked upon fondly.Commissar Theocritus
Who has a wife with a funny name. non-tipper reminds me of my bartending days.Quote:
The word 'loser' shall wither away, replaced with a more progressive term, 'equal winnerCommissar Maksim
This troubles me about weak liberals, instead of rejecting those who have failed the Party, the failure is completely ignored and the guilty person’s status is increased. The Democratic Party’s biggest heroes are utter failures, Gore, Kerry, Mondale, and etc. Even the few that succeed in being elected, fail in carrying out their missions (Carter, Pelosi) are still looked upon fondly.Quote:
Mr. Obama took a lower road, replying first that "that's a good one," and then adding that "I would not have nominated Clarence Thomas. I don't think that he, I don't think that he was a strong enough jurist or legal thinker at the time for that elevation. Setting aside the fact that I profoundly disagree with his interpretation of a lot of the Constitution." The Democrat added that he also wouldn't have appointed Antonin Scalia, and perhaps not John Roberts, though he assured the audience that at least they were smart enough for the job.Quote:
Obama: “um, uh, I would not have nominated Clarence Thomas. Uh, I don’t think that he uh, uh, ah, uh, I, I, don’t think that he was an exp…[experienced] uh, a strong enough jurist or legal thinker uh, at the time…”
Commissar Theocritus
Of course she was. What's a timeline to us? Bear in mind that Our Many Titted Empress told us that she was named after Sir Edmund Hillary who first climbed Mt. Everest. Which he hadn't done when she was born.Quote:
Did anyone mention the Obama's knock dead answer to what was the hardest decision he ever made? Where he courageously voted (in the state of Illinois senate where it meant nothing) against the war?Marshal Pupovich
However, must I remind the naysayers, that this so called messiah did vote FOR measures that cost the poor and downtrodden money with his votes to continue the funding?Commissar Theocritus
I think that paste excuse here will work a treat in running the world, don't you? We can all forgive one another in a big group hug and have a glass of chablis.Marshal Pupovich
In regard to your last comment about above his pay grade....You can be sure, the Empress would have NEVER made such a weak liberal response.Opiate, who is doing opium opined...
Just as an aside, he gets PAID for what he does?The Obamessiah
I'm THE Obama. Smell ME. I'm so cool that chablis freezes around me.
Opiate of the People
.... the People's Party is about rewarding incompetence and punishing success, for the successful can't be successful unless the failures fail, hence we must boost the failures back up to make things even again (and to give the sucessful something new to chew on.)Marshal Pupovich
We must distinguish between incompetence in the Party and it's leaders, and the less equal. The Party leadership can not indulge in incompetence, at least without some compensating qualites.

Mikhail T. Kalashnikov
Fear not, Marshal. The staff is preparing...

Marshal Pupovich
...we can really simply replace this bothersome US congress with cardboard cutouts for still pictures...
Marshal Pupovich
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