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Image COMRADES, A truly fine video that is most worthy of being shown to enlightened all male Progs everywhere. You would not believe the reaction that I had watching this. I was so stunned at the insight that I could only make it through the first four minutes and had to stop watching. Words can't describe this.


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Comrade,

I too was almost moved to tears by this great video.

I will forward this to our Education Safety Czar Kevin Jennings to augment his "fistgate" education system.

I am sure with enough time we can extinguish the "alpha" male once and for all in American and any hopes by the radical right in keeping competition alive in the US in any form.

Our future looks so bright
Long live Progressive-ism
Long Live Beta Males


Good work comrade !

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"The full spectrum"? Who-Ho!! That sounds RUDE!!!!

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My dear Commodore Snoogie Woogams,

Please accept my apology for posting "GAIA: Behold My Worshippers in 'Dear Woman' video" without having first visited this "Men of Energy" post by you. It's unforgiveable.

Perhaps an inner-party apparachnik may find it appropriate to delete mine to prevent its creating a distraction from yours, which was created first.

You know the old saying, "Like minds ... "


I did not read "Men of Energy" before posting my "GAIA: Behold ..."

--GAIA Minister Neytiri

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GAIA Minister Neytiri wrote:My dear Commodore Snoogie Woogams,

Please accept my apology for posting "GAIA: Behold My Worshippers in 'Dear Woman' video" without having first visited this "Men of Energy" post by you. It's unforgiveable.

Perhaps an inner-party apparachnik may find it appropriate to delete mine to prevent its creating a distraction from yours, which was created first.

You know the old saying, "Like minds ... "


I did not read "Men of Energy" before posting my "GAIA: Behold ..."

--GAIA Minister Neytiri
Comrade GAIA,Consider it done, Please add your glorious insight on this most asinine video I have ever seen instructive video.


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R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:
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I am simply not worthy of....I can't even speak right now. Quite simply I am honored to be a part of such a sensitive collective and am grateful that no one can see into the dark sewer, that is my mind. I will apply for an emergency Jiffy Lobo immediately.

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I am simply not worthy of....I can't even speak right now.
Comrade,Do not fret, after others see thisatrocity you can bet they are going to have the same reaction.

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Good Obama Commodore! You have the Comrades weeping.

Throughout history, the ruling class has neutered inferior males. In these superior times we have a much kinder approach. That video (I only made it to 51 sec) is merely an example of our new and improved methods.

Shake that video from your minds my Brothers. Silly wabbits, that stuff is for Proles. We, the Ruling Elite are above such things. I had a few of my personal staff prepare a video to remind you Comrades. Clear your minds and enjoy:

АССИЯ АХАТ И ГРУППА 69 - ГОРЯЧИЙ ПОЦЕЛУЙ


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In response to this heartfelt video masterfully done by the New Age Assoc. of Emasculated, Effeminate and Metrosexual Males (NAAEEM), this was just found in my inbox:


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I SO totally accept your apologies, guyz! I just LUV it when linguine meets spine, and guilt meets low self-esteem *giggles*! You guz are SO totally the consumate prog males that gerls like me just adore: sniveling, weak, confused, and neutered! And with a name like "GAY" Hendricks, we can add "unthreatening" to the list as well! Well guyz, just keep up the good work! Touchy/feely might not win you a homerun, but possibly a Lewinski! *giggles*









Comrades, this just arrived in the inbox moments ago:

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GOT SPINE?

Comrade Commodore, that was the best reverse psychology agit-prop evah! After just a few seconds of watching that video, I wanted to crush my enemies, see them driven before me, and hear the lamentations of their women. Those two castrati are not even fit to be used as labor in the beet harvest. It would even be dangerous to use them as fertilizer for the beet fields, as it is possible their "spineless/nutless gene" may be absorbed whole by the beets and transfered to real men.
Perhaps our good Comrade Colonel Judge Fraulein Pulloskies could use those two _____-whipped examples of modern progressive masculinity to give her a manicure, pedicure, and to apply her makeup for her, as would be appropriate for someone in progressive leadership. She would have to keep a sharp eye on them in case they should start to wearing her clothes, though.

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There is No Fooling an experienced Apparatchik! This video is merely a compilation of these proles' "practice" tapes: These are exactly the lines you use when the bar is closing and you are still looking for some pug-knuckling squeeky-squeeky-squeeky.

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I happen to love the women's movement....especially when I walking behind it.

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I am for agreeing fully with Comrade Whoopie :)

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WHY DO YOU NOT POST A "WARNING. WARNING! WILL CAUSE STOMACH DISGORGING!!" I am sending you the bill for a new monitor! Have you seen what happens to visual abilities after burrito has been upchucked ....?????!!



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"Good Gaw'd someone get me gun and a piece of paper for my suicide note."

That was enough to run anyone to the edge of a building. What pathetic, nauseating wimps. lol

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33 seconds of life wasted. Those two need real jobs with shovels.

Tovarich, if you give them jobs with shovels, do not let them anywhere near beet fields. Perhaps better job for castrati would be counting trees, da?

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Tovarichi wrote:33 seconds of life wasted. Those two need real jobs with shovels.

I am thinking they themselves are shove ready.

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i feel so happy i could dance, comrades!

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I was going to out-do you guys and watch the whole 8 1/2 minute video.

I figgered that since I lived through the whole gawd-damned femi-lib thing in the 60's and 70's that I would be able to tolerate it.

Nope. Made it slightly past 6 minutes and clicked STOP. At the time, some words were trickling out of my mouth along the line of "Twinkle Toes fairy puke".

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I do note they shut down receiving comments. Jeez, I wonder why?

As one guy who has been dragged kicking and screaming through a "No Fault Divorce" that he did NOTHING to cause, and then have to fight off the ex-wife and her gigolo for the custody of the money, there's just something about that video that rubs me the wrong way.

I do recall how proud I was to be the ideal husband to a "thoroughly liberated" 70's woman.

Now the way I look at it is- "Oh the stupid stuff a guy will say to get laid".


Rosy Palm is the most faithful luv partner a guy can find. Rosy never goes out whoring around and NEVER brings you home a case of the Clap.


Comrade Pavlovski- That video IS A JIFFY LOBO.


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Oh my, oh my, oh my. I am so distraught that I have been such a horrible example of humanity. I couldn't get past 46 seconds. I think I will have to watch this woman and see if she has some to spare for the men in this video. She is my snoogie woogums...




I think we should forward the link of those wonderful men to Senator Lindsey Graham, they would such a great team.
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Reason for editing this post: Fixed embedded video for Comrade

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Try and guess which commissar this was before he grew up and changed his name to Buffoon.

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Commodore Snoogie Woogums wrote:Good Gaw'd someone get me gun and a piece of paper for my suicide note.
Comrade, have you completed Form 6694.a, application for permission to commit suicide, and Form 6694.b, Suicide Note Template with a color snapshot of yourself AND the apparatus to be used for the suicide attached, and submitted it to the Bureau of Death Panels, along with your $5,000 body clean-up fee?

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:Try and guess which commissar this was before he grew up and changed his name to Buffoon.
Ummmm... wait, it'll come to me... uh, is it - no, can't be him. Ummm...

I give up. I still have Judge Fraulein and Dear Leader on my mind, I'm afraid.

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Царевна wrote:
Commodore Snoogie Woogums wrote:Good Gaw'd someone get me gun and a piece of paper for my suicide note.
Comrade, have you completed Form 6694.a, application for permission to commit suicide, and Form 6694.b, Suicide Note Template with a color snapshot of yourself AND the apparatus to be used for the suicide attached, and submitted it to the Bureau of Death Panels, along with your $5,000 body clean-up fee?
Why Comrade, speaking of suicide only in a metaphysical sense. After being enlightened by the video at about the four minute mark, I didn't need to watch the whole thing because it was then I got it! My ying of masculinity became intertwined with the yang of woman energy and my old male pig of myself committed "suicide".I'm a new man that now worships female energy and am no longer a sinner for my fellow males past and present rotten treatment of women as mere 'objects'. Ahhh......A new man, I am! By the way your avatar is pretty cute do you put out on the first date?

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Comrades!

I must confess, I watched the WHOLE thing! BAWHAWHAWHAWHAWHAAA!!! By Darwin! These eunuchs have all but eliminated themselves from the gene pool. All I can say is MORE FOR ME!!! (No WONDER I've managed to “score” so much lately at the local liberal pubs!)

I popped this on to the big screen in the boudoir with my numerous female acquisi… -- ahem -- acquaintances. To a lady, they all said these wusses had the worst pick-up lines they ever heard! But they wouldn't mind having these lads over to wash the car, clean their loo or move some furniture about.

Dominatirixes of the World UNITE! …We've got fresh meat for you!

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:Try and guess which commissar this was before he grew up and changed his name to Buffoon.

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ah, you are full of trickery and funnery, Whoopie! I know the answer! The buffoon is you!! What do I win?? Please send any monies, prizes and awards to the secret address I have supplied for previous monies, prizes and awards.

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Comrades,
We may have a British operative among us. Raum Emmanual Goldstein said;"[highlight=#ffff99]clean their [/highlight][highlight=#ffff99]loo[/highlight][highlight=#ffff99] or move some furniture [/highlight][highlight=#ffff99]about[/highlight][highlight=#ffff99].[/highlight]" For those Comrades unfamiliar with secret agents, "loo" is British speak for toilet and the British are always moving stuff about. It's a national past time.

Mr. Secret Agent,
Well, well, well Mr. Bond. Gotcha! You can tell dear Chuckie and his Mumsy, that we of the People's Cube, nay, the People of the USSA are furious with them over their mistreatment and snubbing of our Glorious Dear Leader Obama and our First Lady.

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Together we can make miracles . . . and then abort them!

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Together we can make miracles . . . then we'll go our separate ways and let the government take over!

Thanks for sharing the latest in men's pickup lines, Snoogie, but if it's all the same to you, I'll continue waiting for the government to make those miracles for me.

Just as those men should continue waiting for the government to issue testicles.

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Together we can make miracles . . . and then abort them!

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Together we can make miracles . . . then we'll go our separate ways and let the government take over!

Thanks for sharing the latest in men's pickup lines, Snoogie, but if it's all the same to you, I'll continue waiting for the government to make those miracles for me.

Just as those men should continue waiting for the government to issue testicles.


My best pickup line (with waitresses in the truck stop) when I was young and dumb and full of.....nonsense was-

"OUTSTANDING! You really STAND OUT in a crowd! I gotta hand it to you!"

They would giggle and throw their chest out even more.

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Commodore Snoogie Woogums wrote:
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Commodore Snoogie Woogums wrote:Good Gaw'd someone get me gun and a piece of paper for my suicide note.
Comrade, have you completed Form 6694.a, application for permission to commit suicide, and Form 6694.b, Suicide Note Template with a color snapshot of yourself AND the apparatus to be used for the suicide attached, and submitted it to the Bureau of Death Panels, along with your $5,000 body clean-up fee?
Why Comrade, speaking of suicide only in a metaphysical sense.
AHA! Then of course you need to submit a 3 page report on the sources of ennui and report to the Metaphysical Health Clinic in your own area, where you will be interviewed by a social worker, a psychiatrist, and a metaphysicist....who will then chuckle about you in the back office and do impersonations of you (Not that we really do that in the Glorious Mental Health Field or anything).
My ying of masculinity became intertwined with the yang of woman energy and my old male pig of myself committed "suicide".I'm a new man that now worships female energy and am no longer a sinner for my fellow males past and present rotten treatment of women as mere 'objects'. Ahhh......A new man, I am! By the way your avatar is pretty cute do you put out on the first date?
Usually not, but since you are such a sensitive new age guy, if you bring enough chocolate, or vodka, or chocolate vodka, you might get lucky.

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Comrades, this is the direct result of Barbie. Well, maybe not so much Barbie as her boyfriend Ken, but there wouldn't be a Ken without the feminine energy of Barbie.

Barbie, you see, has given baby boomer girls the dangerously unrealistic idea that they are supposed to have bodies just like Barbie herself--shapely upright boobs with no nipples for piercing, small waistline, feet pre-molded for extreme heels, and trademark information embossed on their butt cheeks.

And by playing with Ken, those same girls have gotten certain ideas about how men's bodies are supposed to look. If you've ever seen a naked Ken doll, then you know what I mean. Today's liberated, enlightened prog woman believes men should have bodies like Ken.

These men--the men of consciousmen.com (I assume dudewheresmyjunk.com wasn't available)--are Ken dolls come to life.

Barbie's Dream Gulag sold separately.

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Yes, Commisarka Pinkie, Barbie ™ is one of the ways the evil Kapitalist snare the most innocent of minds. And they do strange thing to the male mind. My brother used to grab ours and hit us over the head with them. Or point them at us and pretend to machine gun us.

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Most touching Commodore Snoogie Woogums,

Me, I will no longer have impure thoughts towards females anymore, asexual reproduction is in order for me ...

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Ah yes, seems our most esteemed Mangina proles of woe will be needing this:
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Although I am a cock, I have never had an impure or cocky thought, never a fowl word, and never looked cross-eyed at a wayward hen... I feel great remorse on behalf of my kind for subjugating hens to hen houses and now I know after reading the New Little Pigs™ that wolves are just mis-understood friendly creatures; that would never eat a chicken nor roast pig. I feel so guilty on behalf of my species that has demonized friendly and kind wolves and oppressed hens that I now lay eggs. (*sniff*sniff*) I think I have a tear...

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Grigori E.R. wrote:Comrades,
We may have a British operative among us. Raum Emmanual Goldstein said;"[highlight=#ffff99]clean their [/highlight][highlight=#ffff99]loo[/highlight][highlight=#ffff99] or move some furniture [/highlight][highlight=#ffff99]about[/highlight][highlight=#ffff99].[/highlight]" For those Comrades unfamiliar with secret agents, "loo" is British speak for toilet and the British are always moving stuff about. It's a national past time.

Mr. Secret Agent,
Well, well, well Mr. Bond. Gotcha! You can tell dear Chuckie and his Mumsy, that we of the People's Cube, nay, the People of the USSA are furious with them over their mistreatment and snubbing of our Glorious Dear Leader Obama and our First Lady.

Au contrar, my dear Komrade Grigori...

Indeed, sir! One should now show a degree of opprobrium towards your jingoist fervour. Your naiveté is showing. Were you not aware that such a flagrant show of nationalism is no longer en vogue unless one happens to be a brown-shirted, TeaBagging RethugliKKKan?

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Why do you imagine that we are following the leadership of the French and Italians -- two nations not well known or respected for their kinetic prowess -- with regard to the kinetic humanitarian effort in Libya? Why do you think the Dear Leader (AP&PBUH) decided to seek international permission -- rather than bother with pleading the case before his own subjects -- before granting the order to launch the first Tomahawk missile? No doubt you are one of those unilatrealist Rush Limbaugh/Glenn Beck rednecks who believes in the myth of "AmeriKKKan Exceptionalism." I'll bet you believe in the myth of national soveriegnty, do you not?


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Where were you when our Dear Leader (AP&PBUH) circled this wonderful orb as a “citizen of the WORLD” apologising for AmeriKKKa's past transgressions...which most certainly include the bastardisation of the Queen's English by that rube, Daniel Webster.

If we are to TRULY to progress towards a more progressively progressive, liberal European socialist dystopia utopia, we must adopt the liberal effete lingua franca of a properly progressive, liberal European socialist dystopia utopia. Ergo, I chose to model my professorial tongue with an appropriately refined level of sophistication in order to wave my ‘moral superiority,' as it were, in the faces of others.

And besides...hot liberal babes dampen their knickers at the resonance of my dulcet progressive prose!

But I do thank you for noticing...

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Царевна wrote:
Usually not, but since you are such a sensitive new age guy, if you bring enough chocolate, or vodka, or chocolate vodka, you might get lucky.


I would normally pounce on an offer like that before I became a sensitive new age type of guy. But now I see it would just demean the true bonding of the minds between the masculine and your feminine that I now seek. As a matter of fact the mere thought of plying you with chocolate vodka to lessen your inhibitions so I can get me some, I now find rather cheap and distasteful. So I have decided to clear out my stash of these two bottles and give it to you as a PLATONIC gift only.

You can pick them up at room 303 at the No-Tell Motel say about 7:30, oh and bring some feathers, you'll find out later.

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Pinkie, I don't blame bourgeois Barbie for metrosexual Ken as much as I blame Hollywood for their formulaic depictions of the warrior female. You know, the cute little gal with Kung-fu ninja skillz who can beat down an army of beefy men without breaking a sweat or a fingernail in order to save the "hero" when he's cornered.

What man would dare pickup a gal like that and take her home? Failing to "get 'er done" could result in death or dismemberment from her flashing samurai sword of doom.

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Commodore Snoogie,


Here you see the wages of going too far as a Beta Male by trusting the wife to obey the Collective Wisdom on Nutrition:

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Never entrust a vital decision to an Alpha Female. They're too libertarian in their thinking.


--KOOK

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:Try and guess which commissar this was before he grew up and changed his name to Buffoon.

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Is that kinda like asking a Comrade "When was the War of 1812 fought"?

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DISGUSTING REICHWINGER COUNTER VIDEO!!!!!!!!


Comrades,

My spies deployed to keep watch on those filthy reichwinger Rethugglikkan types has sent me the following disgusting video they produced to counter our Lovely Men of Energy video!

I DENOUNCE THIS VIDEO.........and I watched the whole thing TWICE!!!!


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Commodore Snoogie Woogums wrote:
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Usually not, but since you are such a sensitive new age guy, if you bring enough chocolate, or vodka, or chocolate vodka, you might get lucky.


I would normally pounce on an offer like that before I became a sensitive new age type of guy. But now I see it would just demean the true bonding of the minds between the masculine and your feminine that I now seek. As a matter of fact the mere thought of plying you with chocolate vodka to lessen your inhibitions so I can get me some, I now find rather cheap and distasteful. So I have decided to clear out my stash of these two bottles and give it to you as a PLATONIC gift only.

You can pick them up at room 303 at the No-Tell Motel say about 7:30, oh and bring some feathers, you'll find out later.

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ahhhh....you did mean 7:30 am Eastern time, didn't you?

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ahhhh....you did mean 7:30 am Eastern time, didn't you?

Why of course my little babushka! I believe since now that I've become a "man of consciousness" there is still some more work that I need to do to complete my spiritual journey. I believe you can really help with that certain part of my body that really seems to have no conscious at the moment............Oh, and don't worry about bringing any rubles for the magic fingers massage bed, I've got that covered.

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Dear Comradettes,

Unlike these other incredulous bastards, I have watched the entire Dear Women video and as you can see can see in my previous comments, I can lay an egg. There is no reason to wonder whether the Wisconsin Teachers Viagra is working, indeed it is, now that some useless bastard has created it. I can also use this computer, now the useless bastard that created it can die. As for transportation, I have whatever your heart desires, now we can kill Henry Ford or whoever it is you'd like to relegate the gulag of history. I'm your ride. We may not get to town, but well get downtown, whatever that means when the proles are in charge of it. Girlfriend, I'm your one, your only, the freeloader you've been looking for to ride this storm of incompetence out... I'm your Cock-a-doodle-dooooo!

R. Rooster. ESQ

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Commissarka Pinkie wrote:And by playing with Ken, those same girls have gotten certain ideas about how men's bodies are supposed to look. If you've ever seen a naked Ken doll, then you know what I mean. Today's liberated, enlightened prog woman believes men should have bodies like Ken.

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I DENOUNCE Dig4Utopia!!!!!! For showing the males shortcomings! Ken was never to satisfy Barbie he was there to GIVE HER FLOWERS AND SMELL GOOD. Speaking of that, Whoopie, could you spare some Old Spice Cologne? Seems I have date in the old No-Tell Motel, I want to impress, and for this one I have even decided to leave to seat down on the toilet.

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How refreshing to see men getting in touch with their inner ... well ... I wonder what's in there, really.

However, these sensitives are only following our Dear Leader. They are apologizing to all women on behalf of all men for being men. This is much akin to Dear Leader's apologizing to all countries on behalf of the USA for being the USA. This may be a more progressive thought than I first realized.

In the Motherland we apologized for nothing but that was post revolution and closer to enlightenment. Pre-revolution apologizing is effective strategy and makes us all feel guilty, unworthy and encourages seeking change.

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Commodore Snoogie Woogums wrote:I DENOUNCE Dig4Utopia!!!!!! For showing the males shortcomings! Ken was never to satisfy Barbie he was there to GIVE HER FLOWERS AND SMELL GOOD. Speaking of that, Whoopie, could you spare some Old Spice Cologne? Seems I have date in the old No-Tell Motel, I want to impress, and for this one I have even decided to leave to seat down on the toilet.
And quite a time it was, too. We had such an engaging conversation about the need for workers to control the means of production, and the elimination of all kulaks, and .... I can't remember anymore because I am still recovering from the effects of the chocolate vodka.


 
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