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Merry Christmas Dear Comrades

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Dearest Comrades,

I wish I could speak like Shakespeare, but I can't. Only he could find the words in their proper usage and perspective to say what I have to say. You all deserve that. But, I'll do my best.

I've been a Cubist (an art form) since 2009. Never in my life have I met such an extraordinary bunch of people, all in one place! Seriously.

I found The Cube because someone posted the link in a comments section. I have no idea who, or what article that was. But, once I opened the link, I knew I wanted to participate in this wonderful site and signed up immediately. I knew I was “home.”

I was right! I was fortunate enough to have Father Prog Theocritus as my mentor. He was there every day answering my questions. I was confused. He was modest/outrageous, but helpful.

I love connecting with people. To me, that's what life is all about. Others eschew this. I don't.

I never realized how powerful this site could be. I found friends who I truly respect, as well as the love of my life who I have been with since 2010,

I could name names of my most beloved friends but, I would be concerned about leaving people out.

I wish you all a very Merry Christmas (everyone is saying this now) and, for all of you, including Juice, you got my blessing, too.

Thank you for being in my life! I love you!

Oh yeah, I did rip off the Harvard Christmas Ball.

Edit: How could I possibly not mention our most esteemed Oleg, who made this all possible. I am so grateful that he did.

Any other seasonal cards are welcome here! Submit!

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PAMMIE!

What a lovely present... thank you sooooo much!

I'll hang it up as soon as I finish my cocoa!

I received a palm print ornament from Ivan as well!

(It says 'Merry Christmas Mom!' but it's the thought that counts, right!)

If Captain Craptek and El Presidente come through like they have every year in the past I still have a box of empty nut shells to open and a two minute leg hump to go!

Love May!
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You know you want Pammie's ornament...
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You are all politically INCORRECT! Christmas is related to the capitalist religion known as "Crist-EE Anity!" We cannot allow such evil, exploitive ideals into our cube!

I think we need a vodka specialist.



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Hey Donald, thanks so much for the kind words.
Does this mean my ornament trumps your hat?
Now that IS awesome!

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Everything here is [OFF]

I hope that everybody reading this has a happy, healthy, and safe Christmas and many more to come. Regardless of what you believe and espouse, it's a beautiful time to be spent with your family and to be thankful of the gifts life has given us.

I'd post a card here if I were better at image creation and manipulation, but I hope that my words do an equally well job as that of a card.

I'm reminded of an event which happened not too long ago. In the First World War, as you may know, fighting was very difficult. Some military experts say that this was the first "modern" or "technological war". French soldiers were killed in large numbers because of their outdated military dress. Cannons were stuck in mud, their horses or men unable to free them. The trenches were wet places of tumult and death. The concept of chemical warfare came into full-swing with the introduction of chlorine gas mortars. It was possibly the most violent war in human history. However, amidst all this fighting there were sometimes truces between the British and German forces. One such truce, and possibly the most famous of them all, was the Christmas Truce of 1914. The German and British forces stopped fighting with each-other and got out of their trenches and ventured out into the no-man's land between. The amount of soldiers who got together in this truce was also unique, even in the most peaceful of places along the front only a few soldiers fraternized with their respective enemies. Gifts of tobacco, food, and other small things were exchanged, and they played soccer games together as well. In some sectors the fighting still raged on, but in most the guns and artillery fell into silence. This event offers an important lesson that's at the very heart of Christmas. It teaches us that we can make peace with even the most violent of enemies, just as Jesus, one of the origins of Christmas made peace with his enemies in the stories of the Bible. I'm personally not a Christian, but I think that the story of Christmas is one of the most valuable stories in existence.

May the peace and joy of this wonderful season remind and inspire us to forgive and make peace with anybody who has wronged us or that we have wronged. May there be peace on earth and goodwill towards all men during this season and throughout the entire year. This is truly the most wonderful time of the year.



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Yes, it's that wonderful time of year. I have fond memories of my neighbors annual Christmas harvest. The colorful flashlights lights dazzling in the wind, the wonderful sounds of the cider/corn mash mill and the fragrant smell of local hidden fermentation outlets caressing in the wind lifting everyone's spirit and jug in jubilation during the harvesting and bottling of the seasons best. Nothing beats the sounds of a group of yodeling God Squads with the fuzzy glow of spiritualized eggnog roaming around the local neighborhoods quoting colorful scripture in their attempts to not drop and break the many baskets of cheer delivered on the doorsteps. Yes, these are my memories and have now become my way to restore the “Holidays” to the godless, celebration of banality that our glorious progressives have tried to pass off.
Have a Merry Christmas
....HEY GUESS WHO CAME BY TO HAVE ONE...
what a scrooge...
he didn't bring that ornament to place on the Holiday Tree!
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[color=#C0392B]Putin on the Ritz[/color] was one step ahead of me when he wrote:Unfortunately Comrade Obama is renouncing his relationship....
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So you actually did send an ornament to Barack?
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Long live my 150 year revolution and long live The Peoples Cube.

I received Savannah, Georgia as a Christmas gift after the removal of 350,000 pesky Southerners.

What shall you receive during this joyous Christmas Holiday.

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The Kilroy household tries to find little ways to appropriate Christmas for the advancement of the glorious progressive cause. For example, our progressive nativity scene. Handmade of all natural clay by artisans in a developing country, the first thing you may notice is that the typical oppressive white figures have been replaced by noble brown ones. Baby Jesus is wearing a traditional chullo made from wool locally sourced from the llama at the mangerside. The three shamans, guided by the mountain Apu, arrive bearing gifts of organic potatoes, sustainably farmed quinoa, and a water skin filled with what I strongly suspect is Pisco sour. That's why Jesus is being so peaceful.

Merry Progmas to everyone in the Cube!

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Oh, Breshni, my darling! Even though you are dead, I'm so glad you are pleased with my gift (only one per customer) AND my best (and only) emissary, Comrade Putout. Only the BEST for you!

Meanwhile, I have provided (with my secret laser teleportation device) you and Putout, a little extra special brand of the People's Vodka here in the States.

You will be pleased to know that Nuvo can be used for anything! I mean just look at the packaging. It could be shampoo, an adult beverage, dishwashing liquid, an antiseptic, the uses are endless! Another example of how packaging and branding can change the whole world! I know you'll enjoy drinking this down.

I only wish they had preserved you in amber, just like Lenin, and bugs. (Sniff, sniff)

Enjoy! (Hic!)
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After spending some time in the safe zone to calm down after reading those unacceptable greetings, I decided to wish you all a perfectly acceptable greeting for a holiday scheduled for a on a pagan holiday celebrating a person who never a existed but if he did he would be a communist just like Vladimir Ilych who lived, lives, and will live, but don't you dare call him a zombie!

I want to pass on my desire that you have a day in which your joy is proportional to your party standing and contributions to the society in accordance to the latest decisions of the Party's Central Committee. And may you also have a happily productive new fifth of the Five Year Plan.

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Putin on the Ritz wrote:Merry Christmas and Happy Winter Solstice Pamalinski and fellow Comrades. I too stumbled on the Cube during the Trevon Martin era and have never looked back. Your talents are amazing and a gift.

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Oh Vlad, you impaler, you, I love that you love my ornament. It makes you look so, well, impalerlike! And, after all, impalerlike is what really counts. Da?

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Comrade Putout wrote:
[color=#C0392B]Putin on the Ritz[/color] was one step ahead of me when he wrote:Unfortunately Comrade Obama is renouncing his relationship....
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So you actually did send an ornament to Barack?
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Yeah, in your dreams, ya fruit! (I do not hate homo people)
You just wish you could look like me. Not gonna happen.

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Comrade Putout wrote:
[color=#C0392B]Putin on the Ritz[/color] was one step ahead of me when he wrote:Unfortunately Comrade Obama is renouncing his relationship....
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So you actually did send an ornament to Barack?
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Here ya go:
Pammy I got your number! I need to make you mine! Pammy don't change your number!
10.086.75.309

There is also a secret hidden in this post. Try to find it!

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Clever [color=#C0392B]Comrade Stierlitz[/color] wrote: Image



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You know, Comrade Stierlitz,

I've been trying to dump this drip for seven years now. I've tried everything, including making calls, sending faxes and emails. I've changed my passwords a thousand times. Nothing seems to work!

Now, thanks to you, I now know all I have to do is change my phone number! If it weren't for Comrade Putout, this realization would not have been possible. Very clever, indeed. ; • )

And, Merry marXmas to you as well, Comrade Frum!

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Naglaya Morda wrote:After spending some time in the safe zone to calm down after reading those unacceptable greetings, I decided to wish you all a perfectly acceptable greeting for a holiday scheduled for a on a pagan holiday celebrating a person who never a existed but if he did he would be a communist just like Vladimir Ilych who lived, lives, and will live, but don't you dare call him a zombie!

I want to pass on my desire that you have a day in which your joy is proportional to your party standing and contributions to the society in accordance to the latest decisions of the Party's Central Committee. And may you also have a happily productive new fifth of the Five Year Plan.

I hear Camel Urine No. 5 is the new vodka! Yes! True story!

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Feliz Navidad to all the collective! The new year promises to be very interesting (should we make it to the new year.....what with the first full moon on Christmas in 38 years...and ISIL praying like mad to give us a present we won't soon forget). Greetings from the Socialist paradise of Cuba, soon to petition the Big O to become our 52nd state! The brilliance of our dear leader knows no equal! I remember when he informed us in 2008 that there were 57 states...such a visionary!

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Che Gourmet! How wonderful to see you again!
I am honored.

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Hammer and Loupe wrote:

Most equal, Hammer and Loupe! Mostest equal! That was the wonderfullest most politically Korrect version of Marxmas carols I have ever heard! These guys can really sing!

Thank you for posting!

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Red Square wrote:
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Thank you, Oleg and Larissa! Tee, hee, hee!

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Comrade Abrakham Linkol'n wrote:Long live my 150 year revolution and long live The Peoples Cube.

I received Savannah, Georgia as a Christmas gift after the removal of 350,000 pesky Southerners.

What shall you receive during this joyous Christmas Holiday.

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I know for a fact that Comrade Calvin Coolidge (Cool Cal) is Yulin' with you!

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Pamalinsky wrote:
Hammer and Loupe wrote:

Most equal, Hammer and Loupe! Mostest equal! That was the wonderfullest most politically Korrect version of Marxmas carols I have ever heard! These guys can really sing!

Thank you for posting!

Pammy, I don't know if you're humoring him or just plain don't know, but it's actually one guy with a lot of editing skills. He's also made 2 disney princess movie parodies and a boy band parody, among other ones. Nice stuff. Just thought I'd let you know.

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Comrade Stierlitz wrote:
Pamalinsky wrote:
Hammer and Loupe wrote:

Most equal, Hammer and Loupe! Mostest equal! That was the wonderfullest most politically Korrect version of Marxmas carols I have ever heard! These guys can really sing!

Thank you for posting!

Pammy, I don't know if you're humoring him or just plain don't know, but it's actually one guy with a lot of editing skills. He's also made 2 disney princess movie parodies and a boy band parody, among other ones. Nice stuff. Just thought I'd let you know.

Thanks, Stierlitz, I appreciate this info very much. Good to know. I hate being taken for a sucker but, I have to admit I did like it. And, no, I was not humoring him. I was played.

Sometimes those who think they are parodying others are actually parodying themselves! The really cool part is they don't even know they are doing this!

For example: Hillary: No One Is Too Big To Jail (are you serious?)

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New title: Stanley Ann Dunham and the Magic Baby.

Comrade Putout wrote:So you actually did send an ornament to Barack?

Indeed she did, and those Hillary caganers cost a pretty penny, too.


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trashmouth wrote:
Yes, it's that wonderful time of year. I have fond memories of my neighbors annual Christmas harvest. The colorful flashlights lights dazzling in the wind, the wonderful sounds of the cider/corn mash mill and the fragrant smell of local hidden fermentation outlets caressing in the wind lifting everyone's spirit and jug in jubilation during the harvesting and bottling of the seasons best. Nothing beats the sounds of a group of yodeling God Squads with the fuzzy glow of spiritualized eggnog roaming around the local neighborhoods quoting colorful scripture in their attempts to not drop and break the many baskets of cheer delivered on the doorsteps. Yes, these are my memories and have now become my way to restore the “Holidays” to the godless, celebration of banality that our glorious progressives have tried to pass off.
Have a Merry Christmas
....HEY GUESS WHO CAME BY TO HAVE ONE...
what a scrooge...
he didn't bring that ornament to place on the Holiday Tree!
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Comrade Trashmouth,
You never cease to amaze me with your focused and, to me, poignant, writing. You seem to hide in the shadows for a time and then pounce upon us with absolutely wonderful posts. I admire you very much and I don't mean to embarrass you. I just want to give credit where credit is due.
Love,
Pammie

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Naglaya Morda wrote:After spending some time in the safe zone to calm down after reading those unacceptable greetings, I decided to wish you all a perfectly acceptable greeting for a holiday scheduled for a on a pagan holiday celebrating a person who never a existed but if he did he would be a communist just like Vladimir Ilych who lived, lives, and will live, but don't you dare call him a zombie!

I want to pass on my desire that you have a day in which your joy is proportional to your party standing and contributions to the society in accordance to the latest decisions of the Party's Central Committee. And may you also have a happily productive new fifth of the Five Year Plan.

Your kind words are most appreciated....and noted.


 
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