On a Firedoglake webinar, Michael Moore stated that he'd like to see communist-in-training Matt Damon run for president, because "I think that [Matt Damon] has been very courageous in not caring about who he offends".

Mr. Moore then proceeded to hold up a finger as he told the web audience to "Guess where this has been!"

Moore, who gained international attention recently by successfully tilting the earth .05 degrees, is a favorite of freedom lovers everywhere, including Fidel Castro and Hugo Chavez.

After slobberingly licking his finger Moore commented that, "Bush." He then ate a plate full of cheeseburgers, followed by the plate itself.

Hmmmm....

It appears that Komrades Moore and Damon have accomplished their Complete Circles of Life™ and must now be promoted to Inert Kompost Specialists at their local State-run Beet Farm and Necroproxies to ensure the victory of the Dear Leader (AP&PBUH) in 2012 -- as Dear Leader is the ONLY person authorized to run for President.


Eсть человек, Eсть проблема... нет человек, нет проблемы!

“There's a man, there's a problem; there isn't a man, there isn't a problem”

Indeed, Comrade Raum; however, it's obvious that Moore's resultant inert kompost would need to be redistributed over SEVERAL beet farms.

My, my! Fat Mickey sure is looking—fat! I'm surprised he didn't ask someone to pull his finger. Yes, we know where that finger's been, but we don't want to think about it too much.

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:Indeed, Comrade Raum; however, it's obvious that Moore's resultant inert kompost would need to be redistributed over SEVERAL beet farms.

I concur. It is now high time to cash in on the mother load of fecal compost for the Motherland. Gives new mean to eat the rich, no?

Also, the state may recalim the riches held in the private coffers of both Moore and Damon to cover some of the welfare state costs investments.l

El Presidente wrote:

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Perhaps it should read "Bourne Stupid-ity"?

Raum Emmanual Goldstein wrote: Perhaps it should read "Bourne Stupid-ity"?

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Stupid is as stupid does, sir.

Shovel 4 U wrote:

Raum Emmanual Goldstein wrote: Perhaps it should read "Bourne Stupid-ity"?

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Stupid is as stupid does, sir.

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Can't wait for the BlueRay!

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:On a Firedoglake webinar, Michael Moore stated that he'd like to see communist-in-training Matt Damon run for president, because "I think that [Matt Damon] has been very courageous in not caring about who he offends".

Because, of course, regardless of your leadership qualities and commitment to serve the people, what's really important in a president is that he can offend everyone. ....Hey!!!! Matt Stone and Trey Parker should run as a tandem presidential team! They offend everyone on purpose! And they each have an IQ over 60 (unlike Damon...)

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Comrade X,
That is so deep !
I am silenced by it's circuitous pathways of logic......................

( Insert night cricket sounds here. )

No doubt Moore has
a "man crush" on Matt