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Michelle Obama's in First Lady Hell! Stop the Whining!

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Comrades!

After reading about how being First Lady is hell for our Empress Michelle Obama, I realized how little we have to complain about. No more of Commissar Theocritus complaining about the scratches on his precious floor from the MTE's cloven feet or some out of date costume Bruno has chosen or alleged attacks on his dacha by moi; Pinkie and her never ending search for a properly progressive partner with the proper progressive body type, or some smudge on her favorite shovel; Comrade "Brain in a Jar" complaining about the fluid level in his jar; Comrade Mousey Tongue complaining about the Fried Rat on a Stick he has been served; the Chairman complaining about no one giving him the respect a (dead) Kennedy deserves, lack of OPM, shortage of nubile virgins, warm champaigne, or any of a number of complaints...; Komrade Vodkov claims of persecution etc.

I could go on, but then that would seem I was complaining as well....

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Comrades! Cheer up!

Bend over and pass some gas and smell that Sweet Smell of Socialism (SSS)™ that we have earned! We have it so good and do not realize it.

Just think....

..it could have been you that our Beneficent Benefactor George Soros chose to lead us and forced us to live the hell that others must endure!.


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I am impressed Peoples Comrade! Your quick response has earned you a double beet ration this week!

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Most Esteemed Marshal Pupovich,

We see you are on top of these Neo-Kulak thoughtcriminals as usual...

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You do quick work your comrade. We shall count that as another necro-proxy vote for The Party™.

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Merci on the beet rations.

Everyone is now going through the stages of denial:
1. I never said it.
2. They never said it.
3. We never said it.
4. Everyone was taken out of context.
5. Rush Limbaugh lied about it and distorted it.

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Speaking of Carla Bruni...
(Now there's a first lady I can respect)

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Image Comrade Comrade, what an most accurate depiction of the great of glorious (here words) Mrs. MO(rof) _______________________________________ Image Comrade, I demand you take down that photo of Pinkie before she nails you with her shovel. I do feel sorry for Moochelle; all the stress that comes with giving orders to all those servants and serfs, must be exhausting. Not to mention that $500000 trip to Europe and then be forced to mingle with 'underlings'. I don't know how she deals with all that and the tremendous ego of dear Leader.

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Fraulein Pulloskies wrote: I do feel sorry for Moochelle; all the stress that comes with giving orders to all those servants and serfs, must be exhausting.

Fraulein:

Let us not forget the stress keeping her thumb tabs on the Dear Lear (PBUH).

...I thought I told you to cover yourself sister. Are you really that eager to antagonize our Muslim brothers?

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Pardon my very rare instance of ignorance, but is the Mighty MO employing Inert Agricultural Compost Specialists in the Rose Garden, or is she digging up enlisting more necroproxies for those crucial precincts in November?

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This is necro-proxy meditation comrade, she is picturing the heads of thoughtcriminals at the behest of her shovel. Commisarka Pinkie has been training her in the necro-proxy shovel meditation for months now, of course she will never be equal to our Commissarka.

Image Dear Michelle, Leader of The Peoples Food intake, do not pay attention to the pandering above, The Party knows it is you and only you who are the most equal of all.

Image I must denounce Comrade Whoopie! We shall not admire or support Neo-Kulak women, only Janyt Woomba Loomba's!! Now remember Comrade Whoopie always try to keep the right amount of guilt and shame in your ushanka. Here, this demonstration of korrekt thought may help your thoughtcrimes..

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Thank you for clearing that up, Com. Red. Excellent work Commisarka Pinkie!

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Ah, Dear Moochelle Michelle, I understand how difficult it is to tolerate all the adoring, fawning unwashed peoples who grasp and claw at you, desiring only to touch you so that they may experience first hand your undeniable grace, beauty, and intelligence. The Party agrees that it is unfair for this mean country to demand so much of you, especially when you have already given us so much unceasing whining and complaining. In light of this, we have arranged for a suitable stand-in to take your place in performing your duties while you go on another ridiculously expensive a much needed vacation.....

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This is the least Amerikkka can do for someone who has given it so much. Bon voyage, no need to thank us but please don't come back.

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From what I can see, she is very happy



 
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