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Michelle Obama's Diet Tips

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Michelle Obama is a world leading diet and nutrition expert.

She knows exactly what is right for each body type and for each class of people - whether you are a white middle class student, or a welfare recipient; just ask Michelle. She knows!

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Urp, I just want to vomit. Sorry, this is way beyond my pay grade. Food? Exercise? Gym? Parental love?

When I was in high school, I ran a mile on the track every day, played soccer, did calisthenics, drill team, etc.

My Mom always provided a good lunch. Simple, but good. I love my Mom. Thanks, Mom.

Oh, and, FU Michelle for not understanding, or caring about this very important phenomenon.

"Prison food for thee but not for me/us."–Michelle Obama

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I think our Dear Flatus might be an omnivore, i.e., an animal that eats everything.


Hammer and Loupe reminded me of Lord Vetinari when he wrote:You must control the districts.

"Cuius testiculos habes, habeas cardia et cerebellum."

("When you control the districts, they will love you with heart and mind.")

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Dedhedvedev wrote:I think our Dear Flatus might be an omnivore, i.e., an animal that eats everything.
Indeed, she reminds me of a dear relative of mine:
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