Following Michelle Obama's successful speech Tuesdays night, image consultants within the Obama campaign are busy planning other makeovers.

An unnamed insider said, the public perception of Michelle before Tuesday was one of an angry black women who hated America and white people. This misconception was due largely to statements she made such as, "America is just downright mean," "This is the first time in my adult life that I have been proud of my country," and "Kill Whitey."

After a few very subtle changes made to her hair, makeup, clothing and words, Americans can now say, shes just like me. She is a loving mother and a patriot who speaks fondly of the America Dream.

Since Barack has some of the same image problems for some of the same reasons, its only logical that a makeover would produce the same results.


The insider added, We'd love to get our hands on Joe Biden, a wig would do wonders at covering up those god awful hair-plugs.

Upon seeing Michelle's makeover, my first thought was she only needed a red wig and a bottle of Vitameatavegamin.

Now I realize she looks like Minnie Mouse.

Mrs Obama Cleaver, all American housewife!

Michelle as Obama Cleaver, His Excellency as Prince and Bill Ayers as General Patton. What could be a more wholesome and patriotic lineup for the Amerikan sheeple?

With Joe Biden as fast-talking Eddie Haskell...

Is it Amerika 2008 or Amerika 1958?

Stunning. She is absolutely stunning!

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Upon seeing Michelle's makeover, my first thought was she only needed a red wig and a bottle of Vitameatavegamin.

Warn me before you say that again.

Personally I'd have put her in a poodle skirt and saddle Oxfords.

And Meow, if you don't watch your libido, it will nix permanently your chances of hooking up again with your slut-toaster-wife Helen.

I was so hoping that you would hook up with her again, to get you all a-poppin' that I didn't tell you that I saw her in the Brauny arms of a toaster-oven which was feeling her Bunn.

They were toasting bagels, if you get my drift. Bagels with <i>big</i> holes. Which were needed. I mean, if you'd <i>seen</i> that Braun.

Folks, do you think we could do a sideline in Appliance Porn? We could get <a href="https://www.gtxpress.com/?gcid=S12579x0 ... ell">Cathy Mitchell</a> to advertise it at 3 AM.

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:Stunning. She is absolutely stunning!

I simply must get new glasses.... the first thing I saw when I read this was "Schwing"

I still say she's the NTE and we need a doner from the BNB Squad from Code Pink.
Isn't amazing though that the Party™ has gone from Many to None, yet we still have an Empress.
Maybe that explains why she's constantly sucking on her teeth, like Whitman Mayo's character "Grady" on Sanford and Son.

Commissar Theocritus wrote:

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Upon seeing Michelle's makeover, my first thought was she only needed a red wig and a bottle of Vitameatavegamin.

Warn me before you say that again.

Personally I'd have put her in a poodle skirt and saddle Oxfords.

And Meow, if you don't watch your libido, it will nix permanently your chances of hooking up again with your slut-toaster-wife Helen.

I was so hoping that you would hook up with her again, to get you all a-poppin' that I didn't tell you that I saw her in the Brauny arms of a toaster-oven which was feeling her Bunn.

They were toasting bagels, if you get my drift. Bagels with <i>big</i> holes. Which were needed. I mean, if you'd <i>seen</i> that Braun.

Folks, do you think we could do a sideline in Appliance Porn? We could get <a href="https://www.gtxpress.com/?gcid=S12579x0 ... ell">Cathy Mitchell</a> to advertise it at 3 AM.

"Try our new hard-boiler for your eggs! It will get the ball(s) dropping or you money back!"