Rejoice comrades, today the other One, fresh from being anointed by her pencil necked hubby in his STOU as the new Lard Czar for all our fat lumpkin kiddies, hit the ground running by declaring our disgracefully fat assed children "victims."

Now having official access to the People's credit card she advocated the spending of $400 million to bring grocery stores to the ghetto and to force encourage convenience stores to start carrying healthy foods.

She also called for a $10 billion update to the Child Nutrition Act so more pudgy school kids will have better meals in public hell hole schools.

Her initiative has been labeled "Let's Move" which ironically is the one thing missing in her grand plans. There seems to be no amount of money available to get our couch potato spawns of Satan off their obese asses and outside to run off some of that fat.

Nor were there any suggestions on how she plans to get ghetto moms to actually cook all that healthy food that will soon be available at local markets.

Not to be intimidated, McDonalds has announced plans to super size all Happy Meals for just 99 cents, thus taking social pressure off already stressed out crack ho baby mommas.

For more info visit https://www.LetsMove.gov but please don't ask how much it cost to set up Michelle's new vanity website.

All I can say, is it's about time! We must have more intervention from our totalitarian government food cops. No one likes a fatass crumb crunchers!! I hope her Lard Czarness will show up on the stoop of these lousy parentshomes rentalsgovernment housing and demand to examine their Subzero's for fat and sugar! We can already tell that MEchelle is willing to do the work and few women would do... tolerate Amerika, for personal power and wealth.

Whoopie, this isn't about getting "ghetto moms" to cook healthy food for their kids. That's what union workers are for--just think of all the millions of jobs this will create. And remember what Michelle said. Moms like her--which is to say all moms--are too busy and stressed out to make sure their kids are eating and exercising right.

That's why the government is here: To help raise our kids. And it will be easier for the masses to accept if they allow the First Lady to spearhead it. (BTW, is it racist to use the term "spearhead"?)

This is but the first step toward putting the government in charge of feeding the masses. They'll start with public schools, and eventually work their way out till they'll be in charge of delivering meals to just about everywhere and everyone, thus eliminating the need to build more accessible supermarkets that only destroy the environment and, more often than not, are tools of the evil Corporate Empire.

Michelle's program will decide how much people should eat to become healthier, more productive shovel-ready citizens. That being said, you can expect fearmongering, racist hatemongers like Sarah Palin to say something hateful like "this is the same thing as food rationing that will eventually lead to famine and mass starvation," etc., but that's just the kind of hysterical bullarkey we've come to expect from her, and as such we should totally ignore it (except to use it as an excuse for bashing her and making fun of her).

Comrades, we moms are helpless victims of a fast-moving, high-stress, information overloaded society that's left us confused about what's the right thing to do for our children. Let's sit back and relax, treat ourselves to a new tattoo or baby daddy, and let the government take over and do the worrying for us.

The Party shall provide, so we don't have to.

Miserable evil raaaaacist moron Rush Beelzebub has hit a new low with this diatribe:

RUSH: Did you that this Michelle Obama obesity program is just a little issue for the Service Employees International Union? It's all it is. She's just doing their bidding. It's a pet project of the SEIU. These are the people who put her and her husband in the White House. From their own website: "Tell Congress: Strengthen our Child Nutrition Programs." It's part of the school lunch and breakfast program to increase it, "critical role in helping children achieve success by virtue of access to quality nutrition." It's part of the health care overhaul, in essence. So this is not a Michelle Obama mission of the heart. This is simply an SEIU agenda item that she is helping to push. No more complicated than that.

Comrades, I think RusHitler either wants skool chyldryn to starve or else he wants them to burn themselves on the hot stoves and pots because they have to serve themselves with no trained union employees to help them. It's bad enough this clod wants the country to fail but now he wants little chyldryn to be injured, too. Next he will be running over puppies with his tank (yes, he DOES have his own tank and he fires the cannon at homeless people when no one is looking.)

Apparently true to her status as an Elite^TM, the Czarina of Avoirdupois lives by the "do as I say, not as I do" mantra:

So some have found it shocking that the youngest Obama doesn't always carry whole grain PB&J sandwiches and fresh fruit in her lunch. Friends have told nosey reporters that about three times a week Sasha pulls this out of her Jonas Brothers lunchbox:

Lunchables!

Yes, those overpackaged, high-calorie, low-nutrient premade lunches by Oscar-Meyer.
Sasha's classmate reports the second-grader usually has the Maxed Out Pepperoni, which includes a bottle of spring water and a packet of powdered Kool-Aid, or the Ham & American Stackers, which includes a bite-size Snickers bar. During freetime, the "friend" said Sasha likes to play on the Lunchables cartoon website.

Michelle has said the family isn't perfect and they just try to do their best, but Lunchables? Are wetaxpayers footing the bill?

<br>H.T.--Strollerderby

I haven't been able to independently verify this information, but that isn't the point, is it??

(BTW, is it racist to use the term "spearhead"?)

I think you need to chuck that reference.

I am looking forward to the day when the label on all crack packages will tell crackheads how much pure blow is in the crack they are smoking, and how much total methane gas is in a serving of pinto beans. Exactly how are we going to save the planet if we don't know these things? And what about warnings for the girls and boys on the outside of condom packages? I mean, if we are really going to take good care of our children, we must make sure they have the highest quality condoms for their hook-ups, too.

Leninka wrote:I am looking forward to the day when the label on all crack packages will tell crackheads how much pure blow is in the crack they are smoking, and how much total methane gas is in a serving of pinto beans. Exactly how are we going to save the planet if we don't know these things? And what about warnings for the girls and boys on the outside of condom packages? I mean, if we are really going to take good care of our children, we must make sure they have the highest quality condoms for their hook-ups, too.

GLORIOUS IDEA, comrade Leninka! You should contact the Lard Czar's secretary, secretary with these suggestion. After all, King great Leader made it clear, he didn't want his children, "burdened with a baby". Perhaps, a Condom Czar is called for. I hear comrade Bill "the viagra king" Clinton is available.

Surely this will go well....

In Africa we say, "It takes a village to raise a child." That means: It take s a government to raise a child because individual parents are too stupid and incapable. Lenin said, give me a child for eight years...

Amandla!

Obamugabe

Healthy foods are important for kids. Good nutrition is the bedrock of lifelong health, and it begins in infancy. Healthy eating can stabilize children's energy, sharpen their minds, and even improve their moods. The U.S. Department of Agriculture has been striving to make school lunches healthier. As a part of this effort, the United States Department of Agriculture suggested to reduce potatoes in school lunches, a move that has been obstructed by the U.S. Senate. Source for this article: Potatoes will stay in schools, for now

Thoughtcrimal DesireeJ!!!

Father Prog has instituted Jiffi Lobo with a new program to relieve the useless breeders in their desire to deal with their own baby's excrement. We can thank Comrade Congresswomyn of CT for hyr forward looking Monsanto hubby who saw that with more beets comes.... ahhrrrrmmmmm... excrement. You can thank your World Minded Commissars and quit trying to act like a responsible citizen if the USSA. Please apply for WIC by contacting your local Commissar and demanding your Entitlements as a prole of the USSA. As Commissar Pelosi alluded... Entitlements create Jobs... Now excuse me, the throne calls.

Hail Obama!

As is patently obvious to any Party member in good standing, having Less for The Children to Eat™ leaves more for FLATUS.

Are there any questions?

However, I think that it is only fair to point out that Michelle's food preferences may have very well saved thousands of jobs within Maine's lobster industry.

It seems SOMETHING is moving, Way to Go MOOCHELLE!!!

With this new czar, can we now declare Paula Dean a "non-person" or at least an enemy of the state?


Great pic, Tov...I'd love to see a group of VFW'ers find that a$$hat and "exercise" their first amendment right by kicking whatever is left in him out. OWS'ers are disgusting on so many levels.

Comrade Infidel,
Red Square posted this photo elsewhere, I just "shared" it...

and the young revoultionary is more of a candidate to witness the effects of Second Amendment rights, than the first...


I agree, this Paula Deen is an enemy of the state, distributing her fried foods as far as she can. Has she done a show on Beets? Not likely.

In that case, props to Comrade Square for exposing these worthless hippies for what they are.
In case Red Square reads this, what exactly would happen to this protestor if, say, he had done this to a USSR flag in the middle of Moscow at the height of the cold war? I have a guess, just want to see how far off from the truth I am.


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Comrade Infidel,
In answer to your question above, it is my observation that this " protester " would be directed into an adjacent alleyway, shot on site and then given a ride, courtesy of the Soviet State, to an appropriate landfill for disposal. RIP.

Landfill? Here we'd put him in a compost pile, then plant vegetables for his family and his village...he gets to "help" and eventually his own family ends up putting him in his own septic tanks.