Mind Cancer Foundation announces major public awareness campaign to help people recogize one of five major symptoms of Progressive Mind Cancer.

The message is a simple two words: "You Lie!" To get help get this important message out to the public, we have created multiple formats to deliver it -- in print, web, and video. In print, we've created large-format, high resolution sign which may be used in magazine and newspapers, enlarged up to the size of a highway billboard. Or, take the file to your local large format printer and enlarge to a size of 3 feet by 2 feet and carry it at the next tea-party you attend. The image may be downloaded here:

https://www.mindcancer.com/teaparty/You_Lie.jpg

For the web, we've created an animated gif banner advertisement. Yes, we know those flashing banner ads are annoying. But they are not as annoying as Mind Cancer. You may view the obnoxious, flashing banner advertisement here:

https://www.mindcancer.com/images/YOU_LIE.gif

For 60-second video advertisements in major markets (starting with New York and Los Angeles), we are offering a music video performed by the famous rock musician: Fritz Katz. Mr. Katz has even changed the name of his back-up band to "The Mind Tumors" in support of our message. Mr. Katz said: "We are so glad to contribute to the getting the public to be aware of how simply awful Progressive Mind Cancer is. Besides, the vid was a lot of fun to make 'cause we were kicking it up old school". The video may be viewed online here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQE1_ykm2bo

Mind Cancer Research Centre seeks a greater understanding into the oncology of the Mind. Founded in early 2010, the Mind Cancer Foundation is the oldest and largest organization in the world dedicated to finding a cure for the most pernicious and deadly of the Mind Cancers -- Progressive Mind Cancer.

For more information, contact: [url=mailto:[email protected]][email protected][/url] –30–

And, if you're wondering what Progressive Mind Cancer is all about, enter through the main page:

https://www.mindcancer.com/

Because a Mind is a Terrible Thing to get Cancer In.

Hey there, Fritz, are you using the Cube as a free way to direct traffic to your website? Now, don't lie.

I don't think Pat Buchanan is one of us. I'm not sure what he is anymore but prog doesn't seem to fit. Besides, he doesn't look good in gray or green.

Comrade Kraut Kat, we at the Cube are the Mind Cancer which you seem to irrationally fear. At least you didn't use the old derogatory term "mind rot" to describe what we peddle to the masses.

People fear change because they don't understand it. But don't worry, we'll tell you what to understand. There is nothing to fear. We only want what's best for you, whether you like it or not. Choice is highly over rated and confusing. We make the correct choices for you, freeing your mind.

So you see, what you think you fear is freedom itself. Join us and set yourself free to serve the collective. In other words, get with the program.

(And quit advertising your site or you'll get such a whack, this ain't Craigslist)

Comrade Fritz The Katz

We have intel that you are a dangerous thoughtcriminal.

The Cube sees and knows everything.

Beware!

Leninka wrote:Hey there, Fritz, are you using the Cube as a free way to direct traffic to your website? Now, don't lie.

Is there a problem with that, хороший товариш Leninka?

Honestly, I'm just another agitprop artist striving to be of service for the coming revolution.

I've got a collection of high resolution Tea-Party posters, that I've either created myself or collected from various locations around the web. Several have even come from ThePeoplesCube (yes, I always leave the credit line on the bottom of the image). The ones that I've had a chance to upload are located here:

https://www.mindcancer.com/teaparty.html (yes, consider that as yet another brazen, shameless plug).

So, I thought the ones that I created might be suitable for the new People's Art Gallery that you've created. Plus, (actually, I think a better term might be doubleplusgood) it would allow me to complete my agitprop quota for the entire month! So I went to your gallery:

https://thepeoplescube.com/gallery/tea- ... sters-a10/

and saw this sign:

The commissar has kindly decided that in this album...
- You can view images in this album
- You cannot upload new images in this album
- You can edit your images in this album
- You can delete your images in this album
- You can post comments to images in this album
- You can rate images in this album

I suppose this explains why there are no tea-party signs in your tea-party gallery.

Cheers,
-- Fritz Katz.

Spain discovers that playing with Socialist Bull is dangerous to one's health.

"Mind Cancer Foundation announces major public awareness campaign to help people recogize one of five major symptoms of Progressive Mind Cancer.

Do I smell something fishy or is that the Kat?

Comrade Fritzy, much of the artwork that originated at the Cube winds up on display at Tea Parties. But the Cube is a humor site where the users are expected to adopt a Marxist persona and then, through sarcasm demonstrate the inevitable consequence of unbridled Marxism. Aspiring agitprop artists like yourself are always welcome, but you must play the game or risk being dismissed as a troll or spammer.

So toe the line thought criminal or wind up in the gulag digging beets for half rations. Vee vill be vatching you.

Let the [media] blitz begin!?!

First, I will alter the message from "You Lie!" to "You tell the Truth, Master!" Second, there will be scenes of smiling, high-ranking bootlickers bootlicking in the background. Third, the soundtrack will be replaced by a looping Wilhelm Scream. Finally, I will bury the entire campaign in my back yard.

Comrade Fritz,

We do not question party leaders here. However, Comrade Stalin has one question for you.

Товарищи!

So sorry to have bothered you all.

I thought you might have been interested in the message of the simple PSA. I suppose I was wrong.

One last thing. I have admired the work of ThePeoplesCube for years. Your mockery has undoubtedly sown the seeds of self-doubt in many progs minds. No doubt, many have lost their reverence of Communism as a solution for all of mankind's ills due to your site.

Bye,
-- Fritz Katz

Don't be disheartened, comrade Katz! Your defeatist attitude is a sign of lingering egoism and selfishness. A truly selfless comrade would be happy to be rejected and rejoice in the knowing that this way there would be more vodka left for the others to drink at the party!

As Stalin used to say, no one is indispensable. The revolution will go on with or without you. It's now up to you to decide if you want to be a prole or an apparatchik.

In cat terms, it's the difference between a rotten fish tail and a freshly opened can of tuna. Now, rotten fish tails are being distributed for free. But if you want tuna, you have to fight for it and be prepared to scratch a few eyes out.

In enlightened progressive terms that means denouncing, backstabbing, trumping up charges, airbrushing history, boot licking, excessive groveling, and habitual lying about all the above.

Nikolai Dogoda wrote:Let the [media] blitz begin!?!

First, I will alter the message from "You Lie!" to "You tell the Truth, Master!" Second, there will be scenes of smiling, high-ranking bootlickers bootlicking in the background. Third, the soundtrack will be replaced by a looping Wilhelm Scream. Finally, I will bury the entire campaign in my back yard.

You mean: "You tell da truth, Massa Barrack!"

From the cast of Fantasy Island, so long Fritz!