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Minneapolis-St.Paul: Urgent For Immediate Release

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Reliable news sources, including the Bluffington Post, FireCatPond, and the holy Lord Koz are reporting that Federal Troops -- with support from the FBI, CIA, DEA, NSA, ATF, NASA, Homeland Security, and the Chamber of Commerce are rounding up and arresting without cause anyone suspected of ever having a KKKonservative thought in order to insure a peaceful Rethuglican convention. This outrage must be stopped! Federal agents are roaming the country looking for people who might break the law someday. Our constitution is being shredded!

The peaceloving, tree hugging, wouldn't hurt a flea organization <a href="https://www.nornc.org/" target="_blank">The RNC Welcoming Committee</a> are being singled out, harassed, and viciously targeted. Thier only crime is to create a warm, hospitable atmosphere for the delegates of the convention, who we all know to be nothing less than the evil minions of the Bushitler's KKKonservative anarchist radical hate organization. According to the <a href="https://coldsnaplegal.wordpress.com/" target="_blank">Coldsnap Legal Collective</a> who has taken on the evil warmongering troops on their own turf, peaceful fun loving members of the welcoming committee are being held captive, and we must join together to flood the jailers with phone calls in all caps to demand the immediate release of our progressive brethren.

As usual, the KKKConservative media is twisting this story. An alleged "news" organization with the suspicious name of WCCO, has filed <a href="https://wcco.com/crime/St.Paul.targets.2.806711.html" target="_blank">this report</a> which is typical of the smear campaign against our peaceful, progressive Comrades who are at this moment rotting away in the Bushitlers prisons.

Spread the word! This shocking bombshell must be brought to the public's attention!

As a member of the people's republic of minnesota, I can say for sure that the bucket of urine and other similar items the sheriff's department confiscated from the anarchists was only going to be used for peaceful and honorable purposes at the protests. They wouldn't think of, say, trying to throw it on the police!

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My understanding is that no animals were harmed in the production of that urine. They should do mother Gaia a favor and recycle it through thier progressive digestion processes, before returning it to the earth one last time.


 
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