Komяadэs, I am overwhelmed with fear and foreboding, for Russian Petro-nationalists have once again divulged Iииэя Paяty secrets:

Лiиk

What can we do to protect the Global Waяmiиg myth???

We can't shoot Pootin's Petro-nationalist hacktivists (for he may shoot us...).

We can't merely say it is all lies, for they may yet leak out OUЯ e-mails.

And we can't ask OUЯ Mainstream Media Allies to bury the leaks with misinformation, because in a few hours, our nemesis Rush Limbaugh will blurt the leaks out with his odious EIB network (where are those Fairness Doctrine laws when we need them???), and the leaks were reported by the BBC to begin with, and we can't get any more Left to the BBC except for AP/GRANMA.

I tell you Komяadэs, I am paralized with fear and trepidation. This is our bleakest moment in the Klimatэchaиgэ Wars.

Jibaro, relax tovarich. Remember this is the World We Make. Everyone knows if WE say something is so, then it is so, and We merely have to repeat it until We beat everyone into submission with our much speaking, or until We decide there's a Newer, Better, Shinier, Noisier Current Truth™.

So until that time comes, drink up Comrades !

Vodka and other alcoholic beverages are perfect for reducing the stress that comes upon us all when truth jams itself into the well-oiled gears of the Progressive Socialist machine.

Calling all tovariches! Krasno's bringing the Stoli! Everyone who's not already in one, drink yourselves into a stupor!

Attention everyone at Party Central.....

If Comrade " Brain-in-a-jar " shows up, make sure he's topped off !

Otherwise, he'll start blowing those bubbles of his. Just like an aquarium aerator.

Krasnodar wrote:So until that time comes, drink up Comrades !

Vodka and other alcoholic beverages are perfect for reducing the stress that comes upon us all when truth jams itself into the well-oiled gears of the Progressive Socialist machine.

Truer words never spoken comrade... a little Peoples Elixer makes the lies "truth" easier to understand! The truth (no quotations) is for racist, homophobic, deniers... degenerates!

Oh dear. I must put my WWAD bracelet back on and chant, "What would Algore™ do? What would Algore™ do?" repeatedly until my fear passes...

There. I'm feeling better now. After all, WE all know the Truth, Comrades! We must never waver.

I hope Laika's transmitter gets repaired soon - I'm having a hard time maintaining my Prog of late...

R.O.C.K.

The newest telemetry from our tracking stations in Lower Slobovia and San Francisco indicate that Comrade Laika's signal strength is within operational parameters.

Which leads me to ask.... when was your last Jiffy-Lobo ?
Your " prog receiver " may be jammed.