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More restrooms!

Fellow Comrades:

As the season of gift-giving approaches, the People's Committee for Waste has given the People a new present. The Committee has created the Transvestites restroom for transvestites. No longer do people need to go to the divisive "Men's" or "Women's" restrooms. You now have a third option to go use the restroom.

Here's the story from People's HOX Press (a.k.a. the Capitalist FOX News):
"For most people entering a public restroom is a simple choice: it's either the men's room or the ladies' room. But people in Brazil may soon have another option. The city council in Nova Iguacu has passed a bill that, if accepted by the mayor, would require night clubs, shopping malls, movie theaters and large restaurants to provide a third restroom for transvestites.

A city councilman proposed the idea of "alternative restrooms" after dozens of transvestites attended a local samba show where both male and female patron's felt uncomfortable sharing bathroom facilities with them. Gay groups say this would be a victory for transvestites, who often avoid going to public places because there's always confusion about which bathroom to use."

So, enjoy using the new restroom to your heart's content. It's a new gift from the People's Cube.

Flushing gender-neutral toilets,
Vladimir Ivanov
Marxton, District of Commissars, USSA

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Will these new restrooms have toilet paper made from the finest Koran pages?

A great suggestion! Let me pass that on to the People's Committee on Waste. I'm sure it would be very suitable.

Vladimir Ivanov


 
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