Comrades, a call to attention over the creation of the radical nation-state of
THE DONETSK PEOPLES REPUBLIC is in order.

This Peoples Republic, and its Peoples Donbass militia, and its Peoples Commissioner, and Peoples Mayor, are not proponents of Communism. They are Far Reich Wing Neo Fascists, like the swine that invaded the motherland during the War.

And they are RACISTS!

No correlation exists whatsoever between the Peoples Donetsk Republic, the Peoples Donbass Militia, and the Peoples Cube, the Peoples Tools, The People IT guy, The Peoples Democratic Republic of Korea, The Peoples Liberation Army or the Peoples Blog. All seemingly inexplicable similarities you may possibly happen to find between these are either your imagination, a coincidence, or entirely superficial, because there are no real similarities between the Left and the Far Far Far Right.

Which Reminds me....While Perusing some ongoing conversations that were being had in the Homes of potentially disloyal members of the outer party, I happened to come across a whispered, but nonetheless quite heated, discussion between two devoted progs over a peculiar issue of Progressive Nomenclature (Note: Clature, Not "Klatura"). The Disparity between them appeared to have been based upon ones firm conviction that the Proletarian Revolution could be accomplished soon enough that, Before the space of a half decade, the red flag of the United Soviet Socialist States of America will fly on the mast of the Newly remodeled Red House
Even through the thin cloud cover, our drone camera could clearly make out the incredulous expression adopted by the listener upon the completion of the anonymous speaker's prediction.
The listener responded with the allegation that,
"Though I would never seek to deny the inevitability of the imminent Peoples Revolution, Comrade Yuri Romanov, I must reject the truthfulness of your allegation. The Red Flag will mark the establishment of the Peoples Democratic Republic of America."
This was the moment I left to gather up the comrades and pop some beets, but I returned quickly and missed very little. The two Comrades discussed every possible way in which the name should be established, covering all rationales from the overabundance of Peoples Republics to the similarity between U.S.A and USSA.
The Progs are to be punished with reduced rations for dangerous, divisive factionalism, but, Comrades in the Ministry cannot stop thinking about it. Surely, in the Glorious Progressive World of next tuesday, we will no longer say "Volgagrad." But what will the New Utopia be called? Will someone authorized to use the wormwhole resolve this particular issue of Party line doctrine for the masses. And not you Rock, I can predict your answer without the wormwhole.

Name that Utopia.... It sounds like a People's TV Game show!

Comrade 1: I can name that utopia in 3 executions!
Comrade 2: I can name that utopia in 2 executions!
Comrade Announcer: NAME THAT UTOPIA!
Comrade 2: uh... uh....
Firing Squad: BAM! BAM!
Comrade Announcer: I'm sorry, Comrade 2, you were too slow and the firing squad went off. Now let's welcome Comrade 2's replacement.....

Comrades, I agree that there are too many People's. Perhaps the new Utopia should be called: Fulminateland.

The "peoples" are insignificant and would not be appropriately mentioned in any name. The new utopia must be named only by and after the bringer of the hopeys and the changeys ... or His dog (i.e., Botopia).

Comrade Anyer Marx, I salute your choice, however as you have indicated with Hopey Change could we agree to call it Obamanation.