"Second Amendment challenged by Republicans, as DHS employee with Top Secret clearance probably has a gun, somewhere... Charges of Muslim Terrorism alleged"
Proletarian RobotIt is the duty of every loyal party member to help our official Party Organs and come up with headlines in this regard to distract the general public
May I suggest reviving our glorious tool -
Of course, the Current Truth has somewhat changed since 2006 when Bush was in power and the job of the media was to undermine the authority of the sitting president. It's quite the opposite today, when the job of the media is to support the sitting president and to denounce those who undermine his authority, calling them traitors.
And yet perhaps something can still be salvaged.
Comrade Red Square: Thank you for directing us to this useful Party approved agitation tool that will serve us in this generation by spreading and transmitting new and progressive ideas (by the minute). Here are some great headlines it generated to help obfuscate the issue further:
Minority Groups: CIA Surveillance of Terrorists Is Melting Polar Ice Caps
Minority Groups: Immigration Reform Erodes Civil Liberties