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May His O'lyness give you your daily bread, health care and a mortgage free mansion!!


-OV


This was so trumatic I have to call Helga for an emergency back rub....
HEADS WILL ROLL!!!! who do these proles think I am Meow?????
Commissar Red Star CEO Hemlock HospitalityINC
Director of Kicking Doors at Midnight
Keeper of the sacred Plasma Cutter
Herdsman of Rainbow Farting Unicorns
Keeper of the Faith
PS. I shall report these Proles to
Commissar Theocritus Heads will roll!!!


-OV


Red Star
PS. I shall report these Proles to
Commissar Theocritus Heads will roll!!!
Don't you mean heads will be impaled?




To answer you query Reiuxcat, for an extra fee Theocritus will let you watch the heads rolling, its extra you can get when you join the “Theocritus Gold Club”. Would you like an application?
Comrade7.62, this is very disturbing story, and I hope it did not effect you permanently. I can not allow this to happen to you again, so I am giving you a car, yes one of my Troopers
Commissar Red Star CEO Hemlock HospitalityINC
Director of Kicking Doors at Midnight
Keeper of the sacred Plasma Cutter
Herdsman of Rainbow Farting Unicorns
Keeper of the Faith


Red Star
Plus we can test out the new Motor coach I just commandeered. The troops can go in; we sit and sip some wonderful 1996 Veuve Clicquot La Grand Dame I borrowed.Red Star, you are indeed a Comrade after my own heart. Veuve Clicquot is so much more Progressive that that weak-kneed Bollinger. And you own me nothing for the AJ incident. The menopausal drying of their skank-holes causes most aging hollywood liberals (who think that because of their ability to play makebelieve, people should listen to their opinions) to make similar noises which drive even the most seasoned Progressives a little more moonbatty than usual. Besides, the more exposure my car wash proles get to water, in all its uses, the better suited they are to operate my Prole-O-Matics.
-OV

