New Agitprop

Jacked redistributed this from the Glenn Beck website...



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It's not Socialism, it's the future of the USSA. The KKKonservative's will pay for their lies, rebellion and treachery.

May His O'lyness give you your daily bread, health care and a mortgage free mansion!!
 

If someone could just tell me where to line up to plead my grievances... For instance, my Maserati only has 2 doors. If only I could afford the 4 door model... All those years as a child that I sent my wish list to Santa. Stupid me- I should have been sending it to The One!

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Yes Vodkavich I feel your pain. I too had a bad experience, last night I called "NetJets©"I wanted to go to Aspen and I needed to be there by 7:30 PM for dinner the prole on the phone informed me that me the Falcon was not available and that I would have to go out on a Cessna Citation V Ultra totally unacceptable!!!!! First I would be in Aspen at 7:30 exactly possably a few minutes late!!! This would mean I would have to rush!!!! Not to mention that if someone saw me getting off a Cessna Citation V Ultra, they would be shocked that I would have been seen getting off a Cessna Citation V Ultra.

This was so trumatic I have to call Helga for an emergency back rub....

HEADS WILL ROLL!!!! who do these proles think I am Meow?????


Commissar Red Star CEO Hemlock HospitalityINC
Director of Kicking Doors at Midnight
Keeper of the sacred Plasma Cutter
Herdsman of Rainbow Farting Unicorns
Keeper of the Faith


PS. I shall report these Proles to
Commissar Theocritus Heads will roll!!!

 

Comrade Red Star- this is un-sat. Why not a joint mission conducted against the NetJets HQ? And to the victors go the Falcon 7s. Besides, my gulag influx rate is down. You been busy lately?

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Red Star

PS. I shall report these Proles to
Commissar Theocritus Heads will roll!!!


Don't you mean heads will be impaled?
 

I had to take a bus today. With OTHER PEOPLE on it! Some of them smelled funny too. I expected my own private car and driver, with vodka and caviar in the mini fridge for the $1.50 fare. In fact I shouldn't have had to pay a fare either. And one of my revolvers needs new grips. Surely I can get some ivory grips at state expense?
 

Yes, your Highly Trained Proles and My Goons Highly Trained Troopers on a raid against NetJets, yes this could be interesting. Besides I owe you one for calming me down when I freaked out over the Ashley Judd making strange noises. You are a true Comrade. Plus we can test out the new Motor coach I just commandeered. The troops can go in; we sit and sip some wonderful 1996 Veuve Clicquot La Grand Dame I borrowed.

To answer you query Reiuxcat, for an extra fee Theocritus will let you watch the heads rolling, its extra you can get when you join the “Theocritus Gold Club”. Would you like an application?

Comrade7.62, this is very disturbing story, and I hope it did not effect you permanently. I can not allow this to happen to you again, so I am giving you a car, yes one of my Troopers stole borrowed it from Nansky, it may need to be deodorized but it is yours with my compliments my friend.



Commissar Red Star CEO Hemlock HospitalityINC
Director of Kicking Doors at Midnight
Keeper of the sacred Plasma Cutter
Herdsman of Rainbow Farting Unicorns
Keeper of the Faith
 

Red Star

Plus we can test out the new Motor coach I just commandeered. The troops can go in; we sit and sip some wonderful 1996 Veuve Clicquot La Grand Dame I borrowed.

Red Star, you are indeed a Comrade after my own heart. Veuve Clicquot is so much more Progressive that that weak-kneed Bollinger. And you own me nothing for the AJ incident. The menopausal drying of their skank-holes causes most aging hollywood liberals (who think that because of their ability to play makebelieve, people should listen to their opinions) to make similar noises which drive even the most seasoned Progressives a little more moonbatty than usual. Besides, the more exposure my car wash proles get to water, in all its uses, the better suited they are to operate my Prole-O-Matics.

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So true.