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New Class of Radical Factionalists identified

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People of the United Socialist States Of America,

The NSA, KGB, NKVD, Gestapo, Thought police (Go Watchers!) and the Peoples Union for Nefarious Komrades' Supervision (P.U.N.K.S.) have issued a memo to the heads of State in all of your respective Districts related to the positive identification of a dangerous new Faction of Reactionary Extremism... The Internet Hooliganism's Online Party (iHop, or "the Hooliganist Party" for short).

This cult of far middle extremist hooligans, led by the nefarious but charismatic Dr. Albert I. N. Sleetdenhas been found guilty of leaking sensitive information to the governments of Eastasia, Teabillistan, The Islamic socialist Republic of Ijumped, and Texas.

All comrades with information regarding the whereabouts of this NeoSnowdenist Thoughtkriminal are to immediately report to the nearest office of any of the above institutions, as well as The Ministries of Love, Truth, Justice, Magic, silly walks, Cheka, or Barad Dur, and be subject to vigorous interrogation.

Upon the completion of your specially prepared Thought Kriminal Friendly Multiple Choice Interrogation Sheet, you are to Place your heads on the desk and raise your hands until your Commissar has determined that he/she/it has learned all that he/she/it can learn from you.

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Thought Sheriff wrote:...a dangerous new Faction of Reactionary Extremism... The Internet Hooliganism's Online Party (iHop, or "the Hooliganist Party" for short).




I too have heard of these "iHops." Reportedly good at what they do, but notoriously slow.

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Reports maintain sightings of these troublemakers hanging around the bottom of webpages.


 
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