The Comrade-In-Chief

The other night I dreamt of Barack Obama. He was taking a shower right when I needed to get into the bathroom to shave my legs

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“Barack and Michelle Obama look like they have sex. They look like they like having sex,” a Los Angeles woman wrote to me, summing up the comments of many. “Often. With each other.

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One woman wrote that when she couldn't get to sleep at night, she “lay in bed and thought about the Obama girls in their rooms at the White House. I thought about Marian Robinson up on the third floor. And about Barack and Michelle, a couple who clearly have a ‘thing' for each other, spooning together in bed. It helped me relax.”

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“I keep thinking about how I squandered my education and youth,” the New York lawyer wrote to me. “I went off to college from high school being completely community-minded, doing a lot of volunteer work for the homeless and for hunger and tutoring poor kids. Then I got to college and forgot my ideals. Barack was my year at Columbia. Why wasn't I hanging out with him and being serious and following my ideals instead of hanging out in clubs? Same with law school. I partied my way through instead of taking advantage of all that I could have. Both Obamas were there when I was. I feel like if I'd been a better person I would have gotten to know them.”

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“I dreamed I was an Obama girl. I had a chance to be in the same room with him for the first time. There were dark velvet chairs and he was standing there with all this dark and mist around him. His lips so purple and sensuous as if to be otherworldly,”

Infidel Castrate wrote:Very bored here in the Gulag so thought I would share some art I made.

Comrade7.62 wrote:What truly equal works! You are a very equal comrade, with very equal skills!

BTW, Do you have the issue with the monsters from the ATF eating guns?

Opiate of the People wrote:Very politically incorrect, Comrade. I think I know the reason you are in the Gulag!

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:Don't let Brian Stauffer of The Nation see this cover. Liberal logic dictates he will sue you for loss of income once his fellow moonbats see this, recognize it as his own original art (which you have illegally plagiarized), assume he's turned conservative, and then they'll boycott his work, camp out on his lawn, and throw blood at him every time he tries to leave his apartment:

http://thepeoplescube.com/red/viewtopic.php?t=172

Red Jim wrote:This cannot be, every magazine must have The One on it's cover! Comrade you must have saved your best work for last.

Commissarka Pinkie wrote:What I'd really like to see is a teenybopper-style magazine, titled Obama Beat or something like that, full of fluff pieces, pull out posters of him in swim trunks, and fun quizzes like "Are You the Right Girl for Obama?" (Because you already know he's the right guy for you!)

The target audience is in this link. (WARNING: Do not read immediately after eating.)

The other night I dreamt of Barack Obama. He was taking a shower right when I needed to get into the bathroom to shave my legs

. . .

“Barack and Michelle Obama look like they have sex. They look like they like having sex,” a Los Angeles woman wrote to me, summing up the comments of many. “Often. With each other.

. . .

One woman wrote that when she couldn't get to sleep at night, she “lay in bed and thought about the Obama girls in their rooms at the White House. I thought about Marian Robinson up on the third floor. And about Barack and Michelle, a couple who clearly have a ‘thing' for each other, spooning together in bed. It helped me relax.”

. . .

“I keep thinking about how I squandered my education and youth,” the New York lawyer wrote to me. “I went off to college from high school being completely community-minded, doing a lot of volunteer work for the homeless and for hunger and tutoring poor kids. Then I got to college and forgot my ideals. Barack was my year at Columbia. Why wasn't I hanging out with him and being serious and following my ideals instead of hanging out in clubs? Same with law school. I partied my way through instead of taking advantage of all that I could have. Both Obamas were there when I was. I feel like if I'd been a better person I would have gotten to know them.”

. . .

“I dreamed I was an Obama girl. I had a chance to be in the same room with him for the first time. There were dark velvet chairs and he was standing there with all this dark and mist around him. His lips so purple and sensuous as if to be otherworldly,”

But after further consideration, I realize most of the magazines out there have already switched to my proposed format anyway.

Opiate of the People wrote:Very politically incorrect, Comrade. I think I know the reason you are in the Gulag!

Marshal Pupovich wrote:

Opiate of the People wrote:Very politically incorrect, Comrade. I think I know the reason you are in the Gulag!

As if we need a reason Comrade? Do you not understand that having a reason and not having a reason are equal propositions? The cause for terror is unimportant, it is the terror that is important to install discipline and Party loyalty.

Infidel Castrate wrote:Very bored here in the Gulag so thought I would share some art I made.