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New Immigration Policy

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Following the example of Señor El Presidenté Barack Obamañez, Vladimir Putin will announce a new "immigration" policy allowing amnesty the free passage of Russian Military Forces into the "sanctuary" state of Ukraine...


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Comrade Ivan, El Presidente' looks like a guy who works the door at a Tijuana donkey show. Looking good.

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=u5AoHwK5yfc
Dear Leader's (PBUH) wise decision to dissolve borders has a secondary effect that will allow an increase in public safety...

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This is wonderful! FLATUS gorges herself on tamales whilst the new generation learns the dicipline of surviving on a small serving of cauliflower. Don't let them eat cake!

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote: ... Dear Leader's (PBUH) wise decision to dissolve borders has a secondary effect that will allow an increase in public safety...

My Dear Comrade Ivan the Stakhanovets (also honorarily designated "Peoples Ads Kommissar"):

It must be undue modesty that deterred you from using the occassion of President Obama's recent announcement of His Executive Rennovation of Our Broken Immigration Hospitality Policy to remind the Collective that you had already conceived the proper public-information "ad" campaign to effectively and concisely convey such new policy to the world (and especially to anyone approaching the U.S. from south of the Rio Grande) by pointing-out that such new policy is an insightful adaptation of the highly-popular/extremely-successful "Motel 6" policy ("We'll Leave the Light on for You") as the new U.S. Border Policy: "We'll Leave the Border Open for You":

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--KOOK

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Comrades, it has been brought to my attention that Dear Leader (PBUH) in is boundless wisdom and courageous use of his pen to grant amnesty has put to rest all question of the authenticity of a birth certificate of a 7-layer PDF file with different fonts. It is no longer relevant as he has granted his amnesty, guaranteeing his OWN pathways to CITIZENSHIP

Forward to Next Tuesday!

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Ivan the Stakhanovets wrote:Comrades, it has been brought to my attention that Dear Leader (PBUH) in is boundless wisdom and courageous use of his pen to grant amnesty has put to rest all question of the authenticity of a birth certificate of a 7-layer PDF file with different fonts. It is no longer relevant as he has granted his amnesty, guaranteeing his OWN pathways to CITIZENSHIP

Forward to Next Tuesday!
Oh, goody! Now he can receive Obamacare just like everyone else, yes? Oh, wait....


 
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