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New Mexico Teabag Thug Complains about Anal Probing

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New Mexico man says he was anally probed 8 times after routine traffic stop

The following actions by Rethuglican David Eckert <-----filthy lawbreaker who ran a stop sign in a Walmart parking lot then clenched his ass when he got out of the car, are a symptom of a much more serious social problem. When asked to be anally probed 8 times, defecate in a bucket 2 or 3 times, take 2 colonoscopys, and 2 sets of x-rays in front of officers, medical workers, hospital visitors, and the janitor, Eckert objected. He said "please don't do that". Eckert is a cancer which needs to be eradicated.

The selfish, narcissist Eckert refused to be gently examined by our progressive authorities in Deming New Mexico, so a most excellent progressive judge rubber stamped a variety of search warrants which were supposedly carried out in a neighboring county <----- simple technical glitch, and Eckert was taken down for his blatant ass clenching in front of the officers.

Here's the problem, obviously Eckert is guilty and the Obama trained agents are unable to crack Eckert, get him to admit to his drug smuggling up his ass, and jail him for the next 40 years for his crimes against the children. Apparently there is a school, 15 miles away from the Walmart, which authorities summarize as Eckerts "ground Zero" for his illegal activities.

Even though Eckert was able to hide the dope somehow and it was never found, and has objected to the normal search and seizure tactics deployed by The IRS, NSA, and of course, local Deming police, he now refuses to pay the $6000 hospital bill!

Is this man guilty or what? I say why waste time with rights? The man did it. He had drugs, they disappeared, and now he thinks he deserves an apology? What the hell? Send him straight to prison . . . lets let the inmates take care of Eckert and his drug peddling to kids. The man is a menace, period.

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Comrade Walrus,

I believe this quote from the story is incomplete: "David Eckert was stopped by Deming police after rolling through stop sign, according to lawsuit. He claims he was then subjected to digital searches for drugs, then enemas and a colonoscopy."

Actually, the law suit claims - "Mr. Eckert was left "unsatisfied" by the probing. He was also denied a cigarette after the experience."


Obviously a thought criminal. He was in Walmart. The store that refuses to give all employees the same wages as the CEO!
Just for being there he deserved everything that happened to him!

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HAH! The old "alert to the car seat" gag
NEVER fails to amuse me on an otherwise slow day!
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Captain Craptek wrote:Comrade Walrus,

Actually, the law suit claims - "Mr. Eckert was left "unsatisfied" by the probing. He was also denied a cigarette after the experience."

There was a tingling sensation in the gentleman's sausage however...

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There was a tingling sensation in the gentleman's sausage however




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