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NEW Peoples Browser!

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While the Party Elite ™ wrestle with "connection reset" problems, a lowly (stoopid) dumb dumb has created a Personas for the Firefox utilizing Cubist!

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So, if your a Firefoxer, head over and wear it!

Or, you can fall to your knees and pray to Algore this happens...............

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Very, very nice. That you Comrade Buffoon. So nice to look up and see all those little Cubes and the big one in the corner. We should all wear our browser colors with pride.

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Is there a trojan or something that can be installed that will block all Rightwing websites like FoxNews and maybe even filter the stories so only the Current Truth is displayed?

That would be of great benefit to the People. Once Net Neutrality becomes law, every computer would be required to have it. Anyone visiting a .gov site will have their HDD scanned to make sure they have it or an updated copy will be installed automatically.

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Comrade Buffoon wrote:While the Party Elite ™ wrestle with "connection reset" problems, a lowly (stoopid) dumb dumb has created a Personas for the Firefox utilizing Cubist!

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So, if your a Firefoxer, head over and wear it!

Or, you can fall to your knees and pray to Algore this happens...............
Glorious indeed!This is almost as good as the "Obama TV" channel

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My enjoyment of "The People's Cube Persona" is огромно. No longer does the casual passer-by slow to look at me askance; now, they avoid any eye contact and increase their pace. I am now unrestrained in my preemptive surveillance of the proletariat as I watch for the occasional incognito bourgeoisie infiltrator, with a crooked mustache, sweating profusely, his back twisted under the weight of the riches sewn into the hems of his clothing.

Comrade spouse says, "БЫСТРО!" and insists I create an Ivan IV Vasilyevich "persona" for her laptop. I refused, of course, saying, "Я должен сказать что никак вы слишком не возбуждены перспективностью."

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I am pleased that my offering to the collective is pleasing! I spent the night in the basement clutching my last loaf of bread and a revolver out of fear I may have overstepped my bounds and offended party elite types...

so far so good.....

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Comrade Buffoon,

I had long dithered in the browser wars. Those confounded capitalists, confusing me with so many choices: Safari, Chrome, OmniWeb, iCab, Firefox, Opera, Camino, Shiira, and then those text-only options like Lynx. I'm glad the Party has stepped in and made Firefox the only alternative!

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Comrade Buffoon said;
"I am pleased that my offering to the collective is pleasing! I spent the night in the basement clutching my last loaf of bread and a revolver out of fear I may have overstepped my bounds and offended party elite types...

so far so good....."

No, no Comrade. You've got us all wrong. This is the very thing we're all about. Selfless service to the Kollective. I understand the fear. The screeching of tires at Midnight. The thunder of jack boots drawing closer to your door and then the door exploding inward.. Well, you know the drill, but there will be none of that for you Comrade Buffoon. Not this week anyway.

We will have to confiscate that revolver though. You might hurt yourself with it.

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Or, you can fall to your knees and pray to Algore this happens...............
Image . . . why do my balls hurt all of the sudden?

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Commissar_Elliott wrote:
Or, you can fall to your knees and pray to Algore this happens...............
Image . . . why do my balls hurt all of the sudden?

You should be glad only your balls hurt. I suddenly felt the urge to shop for curtains and bath beads... I promptly went outside, shot a skunk and cooked it on old tire from the barn..... manhood restored...

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Comrade Buffoon wrote: You should be glad only your balls hurt. I suddenly felt the urge to shop for curtains and bath beads... I promptly went outside, shot a skunk and cooked it on old tire from the barn..... manhood restored...

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Now, I do agree your manhood is restored, but why a skunk? I'd of been fine with a rabbit, deer, mole, squirrel, moose etc.

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Comrades,

All this talk about varmints is fine as, despite his reactionary aspects, Napoleon was correct in noting that an army, even a People's one, marches on its stomach. However, as a progressive site, we should be more concerned about capitalist class enemy vermin than mere varmints.

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I did not notice if the browser was yet named. May I collectively submit a name?
"The Beet Browser"

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ThePeoplesComrade wrote:I did not notice if the browser was yet named. May I collectively submit a name?
"The Beet Browser"
That would be a glorious different "browser." Or skin... look closely and you can create your own...

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Comrade_Tovarich wrote:Comrades,

All this talk about varmints is fine as, despite his reactionary aspects, Napoleon was correct in noting that an army, even a People's one, marches on its stomach. However, as a progressive site, we should be more concerned about capitalist class enemy vermin than mere varmints.

as long as they remain tasty after being cooked over a tire Comrade...

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Yes Comrade, in honor of Next Tuesday I am using the People's Browser. With luck, I can finish my field work and neighbor monitoring early and work on the Beet Browser.

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The collective deserves nothing less than many, many, many progressive browsers!

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Commissar_Elliott wrote:
Comrade Buffoon wrote: You should be glad only your balls hurt. I suddenly felt the urge to shop for curtains and bath beads... I promptly went outside, shot a skunk and cooked it on old tire from the barn..... manhood restored...

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Now, I do agree your manhood is restored, but why a skunk? I'd of been fine with a rabbit, deer, mole, squirrel, moose etc.

Commissar Elliot, in socialist Illinois, skunks are plentiful AND they eat my barn cats food! Plus, they taste like catfish...... cook up some cheese grits and your eating like the Bourgeoisie!!!


 
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