"My lemmings just love me. They love that I make the cover of O magazine every month. It is a closer race than most people think, but luckily I have beaten all my competition to the cover," stated Ms. Winfrey. "With a track record like that, why wouldn't I hire her for the position?" asked President B-rock. "And my lemmings just gobble up everything I say without any thought. Why just last year I bought my whole audience a new car. Mind you, I refused to pay the taxes on the car from my gazillion dollars. Can you believe the nerve of those American auto companies? They would give away cars and not pay the taxes for all those hard-working American lemmings? Corporate greed has gone too far!" stated Oprah.
In her first days as Propaganda Commissar, Oprah plans on having Tom Cruise and John Travolta use the public (pubic?) airwaves to
A picture of Propaganda Commissar, Oprah Winfrey, unveiling the new Obama salute to her "lemmings."