Wearing this... Kevlar™ will adversely affect the Enhanced Pat Downs™.

None to worry comrades! Those good sheeple citizens among us don't require said pat-downs... generally those are reserved for those reich-wing nutjobs obsessed with that 4th Amendment silliness. The DHS Technology Directorate has calculated it will only require a minor 73-fold increase to the power output of the porno-scanners advanced imaging technology machines to offset the additional layers of clothing.

Comrades,

A point of order! Her first name is correctly spelled Janut. That is a fit descriptor.

I don't know about this Kevlar business. If Allah had wanted Infidels to have protection he would have provided it.

At least Janut's border fence is working:

‎Do not mute your state owned television!

"Attention please, this is Comrade Obama. All workers of the world are to immediately grab a shovel, and stand by for further instructions. That is all."


Welcome to the Cube, Comrade News or Truth!

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Collectively yours,
Red Square
People's Director