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New Year Greetings

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The Office of the Department of The Commissar of Time wishes to take a moment (after all, we take all moments) of your alloted ration of time and wish you a happy New Year.

Now we are presuming that Comrade Ded Moroz has seen fit to redistribute various gifts and trinkets to you in honor of the New Year. We are also presuming you have already paid your Party dues, and cast at least three votes for a good progressive candidate.

It is orderedhoped that 2010 will be another glorious year of progressive Change(TM) with Universal Healthcare, amnesty for undocumented migrant workers, and much, much more.

In closing, you are commanded to view and accept we happily share share several New Years greeting cards with the loyal proletariat and suggest one take note of the additional stocks of discounted vodka available right now on the shelves.

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Comrade 7.62,

I'm not sure if it is safe to make such a bourgeois statement, but it seems this set of Christmas cards has given me a present: a Soyuz rocket in my pocket.

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Wait a minute comrade, it isn't the New Year yet! We still have 4 months to go.

(go to :30 to see and hear what I mean)

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Comrade Elliot, that was quite funny! Comrade Tovarich, those are actually Soviet New Year's cards. According to various bourgeois sources online, the USSR turned the New Year celebration into a secular holiday, featuring Ded Moroz, or Father Frost. Most interesting, and stuff I didn't know until I googled "Soviet New Year" while preparing this post. The postcards came from an image search of the same title, and are largely space themed.

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And a glorious New Year to all of you!

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Happy New Year Comrades, Commissars and Commissarkas (and the military guys)

May the new dachas be on a beach in Hawaii and may the beet and vodka rations continues to arrive semi-regularly!

Your humble cat

Reiux


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Comrades, Commissarkas, and made Progressives:

A new years wish to all of you, from Me and the Goons Highly trained Troopers, may there be beets on your table and Vodka in your glass. 2010 shall be a great year for made progressives, Proles, well....

Anyway I let the Goons Highly trained Troopers have the day off so you may want to use caution if you go out today....



Commissar Red Star CEO Hemlock HospitalityäINC
Director of Kicking Doors at Midnight
Keeper of the sacred Plasma Cutter
Herdsman of Rainbow Farting Unicorns
Defender of the Faith

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Well it's about time.

I notice that the Museum of Communism is above a McDonald's. I suppose at least symbolically, Socialism has surmounted Capitalism.

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My Wish for You in 2010

May peace break into your home and may thieves come to steal your debts.


May the pockets of your jeans become a magnet for $100 bills.


May love stick to your face like Vaseline and may laughter assault your lips!


May happiness slap you across the face and may your tears be that of joy


May the problems you had, forget your home address!



In simple words.........



May 2010 be the best year of your life!!!



May we hold the line until we fundamentally transform congress in November.


A little treat from a relative in Texas...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt7FDTpzGvo

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I regret, comrades, that I couldn't be with you this New Year because I was on a secret mission, obtaining and releasing newsfeed from the year 2100 on the Mother Page. You'll see it if you click on it. The space-themed New Year postcards are included, and colonel's credentials are mentioned as well. Perhaps he can give his qualified, time-specific opinion, advice, and comments in related threads.

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Epic. Win! Best way to start a New Year with a crazy laughing bout. You have outdone yourself Red!

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Well said Comrade Nika! All we need to do is hold the line until November, and then we might have some Hope(TM) for real Change(TM). Let's drive those useless socialist f-ckers out of office and back underneath the rock from whence they crawled!

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Comrade 7.62,

A great discovery! As a college student, I had the pleasure of attending in my dorm's cafeteria the visit of someone selling Soviet propaganda posters. I got a life-size "Long Live Long Lenin" and a couple of groovy anti-drug posters. How fortunate my dorm was run by such progressive managers!

But then one could buy the real Pravda in English in the local bookstores and newsstands, not the bogus one of today. Ah, for the old better days.

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Red Square wrote:I regret, comrades, that I couldn't be with you this New Year because I was on a secret mission, obtaining and releasing newsfeed from the year 2100 on the Mother Page. You'll see it if you click on it. The space-themed New Year postcards are included, and colonel's credentials are mentioned as well. Perhaps he can give his qualified, time-specific opinion, advice, and comments in related threads.

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I love this! Nice! Thanks Red, I can prepare my kittens for the furture!


 
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