$.$. Halliburton wrote:

Laika the Space Dog wrote:......this country gives medals to soldiers who splatter Iraqi children...

Actually, what young Alva wrote was:

Nitwit Planet wrote:It is quite puzzling that we live in a nation that awards men with metals and places adjectives of heroism and honor upon their heads for turning Iraqi children into splatters of blood and bone thousands of miles away...

[italics mine]

I am categorically denying that anyone is offering or giving piles and piles of precious metals like gold, silver, or platinum to anyone for killing innocent children or anyone else. This is nothing but a scurrilous, deranged rumor. We are however offering ten (10) pounds of gold bullion in beautiful Christmas decorated gold bars to anyone who'll find the source of this criminally insane rumor that Nitwit Planet has used in it's news and opinion coverage.

The Propagandist Weekly wrote:

MULVASTEINFURTINBURGLIN (Dec. 17) – Tantalizing carnage continues in Nitwitia as The Peoples Cube continues its onslaught on the contemptible people of Nitwitia's capital, Mulvasteinfurtburglin. Week two to some, it is apparent that King Mulva the Stingy will not surrender to the proper peoples of progress, said a Cube Official today. Officials are estimating a troop increase between two million to three billion barking moonbats by January 1st, according to a credible drunk who wishes to remain anonymous.

However, a new outrage has surfaced to the attention of high ranking Politburo members at The Peoples Cube – “We are certain that King Mulva is trying to turn the tables by issuing false information, which is rather good by the way, that U.S soldiers are being paid ‘metals' for their sanctioned genocide in the peaceful land of milk and honey which they call ‘Iraq'”, said an official stuffing his coat with cash. “We are deeply concerned that The New York Times should be privy to such information and not some two-bit blogger who lives in a posh community”, he went on to add.

This new damning evidence has raised many concerns within the reality based community as a new low for the netroots movement, “I can't believe someone could be so irresponsible to report falsified information in such a careless manner, its unwarranted and we condemn it, we condemn a lot of things, like God for example.” blurted a progressive womyn pissing on the street. Still, to no avail, The Propagandist Weekly is unable to contact King Mulva for comment due to an information blockade initiated by The Peoples Cube. We did, however, manage to reach his toaster for comment, “My Mulva would never do a thing like this! He couldn't have! It just isn't like him to formulate his own opinions or theories without the help of some mediocre talk show host or the ramblings of an over-sexed androgynous grad student!” stated the toaster who also wishes to remain anonymous. Does this latest outrage signal a coming civil-war in Nitwitia and a change in the tactics? "We should all be mindful to the needs of Nitwitia, this can only be achieved by shelling the crap out of them and then having the U.N applaud us for our valiant efforts in spreading the progressive ideal", said the commanding Bvt. Field Marshal who wishes to remain anonymous. It is evident that the media will be backing the war effort initiated by The Peoples Cube due to their swapping of financial resources and the constant aide given to insurgents to advance AmeriKKKa's surrender in the Iraq War for Blood and Oil™.

With questions still to be asked and answers to be further edited, sexed up and then swept under the carpet for later use—us here at The Propagandist Weekly will continue to keep you up to date on this latest blatant act of ignorance and pure disregard for the fabricated truth.

(BTW. We need a war cry that isn't “oorah”—something that doesn't reek in AmeriKKKan imperialism should be considered.)

Nitwit wrote:...we live in a nation that awards men with metals and places adjectives of heroism and honor upon their heads for turning Iraqi children into splatters of blood and bone...

Chairman Meow wrote:(BTW. We need a war cry that isn't “oorah”—something that doesn't reek in AmeriKKKan imperialism should be considered.)

and it's against the UCMJ for them to hit Mulva or anything.

take him to the Norfolk Navy base.

peach fuzz

Il Douche Jody of Beingland (Beingism.org) wrote: Posted: Feb 20, 10:27 pm Post subject: Ideal world...

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People only have to work to the degree they're passionate about different things, or wish for luxuries....

Free food...

Free home...

Free medical...

Church & State Seperate..

All are equal (Men/Women,Gay/Straight,Black/White/Brown,Religious/NonReligious,
Foreign/Domestic,Abled/Disabled,Rich/Poor,Them/Us).

Don't ask me how we're going to pay for it. We're talking ideal here. Maybe we'll have robots do all the production once
we've untapped the unlimited power sources our universe has to offer.
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Jodin
Love is Logical

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:(BTW. We need a war cry that isn't “oorah”—something that doesn't reek in AmeriKKKan imperialism should be considered.)

-- Special thanks to comrade Laika and – errhmmm – class enemy Halliburton for breaking this latest offense.

Red Square wrote:I wonder if Beingrad, the capital city of Beingland, is named after the Supreme Beignist who squirted the Nation of Beings out of his gland.

How about...
SPOON!!!

Alva Goldbook so eloquently wrote:"Never Trust Whitey" (written by Alva Goldbook)

What is all this bullshit that they teach us in school?
Columbus sailed the fucking ocean blue?
Did they teach us how he enslaved the Haitians?
Did you learn about the genocides and raping of women?
Little kids joke about Helen Keller
While your teacher says what she over came
In fact she was a Socialist Revolutionary
They don't tell you that she founded the ACLU to help the poor

So long ago while she fought for woman's suffrage
As Woodrow Wilson opposed it and joined the Klan
Never trust whitey, never trust whitey,
Never trust whitey, Never trust whitey . . .

What is all this bullshit that they teach us in school?
That John Brown was insane or was he a fool
Did they ever teach us that he started the race war?
Did they ever teach us that he did it to right the slavery wrong?
The Indians are thought of stupid cave men run amok
Too stupid to understand the basics and so uncivilized
Did they teach us that they taught the white men how to farm
To irrigate the land, hunt in the wild and to bathe?

So long ago as they sang "John Brown's Body" onto the field
To give their lives for the man who could feel
Never trust whitey, never trust whitey,
Never trust whitey, Never trust whitey . . .

So many go on and on about the wonders of the marketplace
But I care more about the 19% of Americans who live in poverty
Some take notice by suggesting that we should have a living wage
And it's forgotten by scumfucks who say, "Go on, lick your wounds"
But I hear a sound broiling and the pain of the masses are brewing
Of all the bullshit we're fed and all the people they're screwing
All the people ready to raise up and speak out against the wealth insanity
And we're never be fooled again and we're never again trust whitey

As the mega-merger mania keeps Wall Street dancing
While tens of thousands are thrown out of their jobs
Never trust whitey, never trust whitey,
Never trust whitey, Never trust whitey . . .

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:Comrade O'Brien, my heart bleeds for you and your trauma. I am currently trying to develope a dossier on Beinglands reigning elite. We must know who these fascist are so that we can bring them under the dull butter knife of The People!

Chairman M. S. Punchenko wrote:Speaking of Muppets. This is by far MY FAVORITE Alva Goldbook song!

Did Your Mama Ever Tell Ya
by Slade

There was a crooked man and he walked a crooked mile
He had a crooked stick and oh boy how it cramped his style

Well did ya mamma ever tell ya
Them kookie little nurs'ry rhymes?

Jack and Jill went up the hill, supposed to get some water
They stayed up there a long time, doing what they shouldn't ought-a

Chorus:
Did ya mamma ever tell ya
Them funky little nurs'ry rhymes?
And when you got a little older
Did you learn to read between the lines?

What did ya mamma ever tell ya 'bout the A's and B's and C's?
Did she ever tell ya 'bout the birds and the bees?
S'ay mamma ever tell ya you were brought by the stork?
And how you could run before you could walk?

Mary had a little lamb, his feet we're black as coal
He even followed her to bed, the naughty little soul

Did ya mamma ever tell ya
Them kookie little nurs'ry rhymes?

Little Jackie Horner sitting quite in his corner
How'd he get that name doing what he shouldn't ought-a

Chorus

How about that oldie lady who was living in a shoe
She had so many children she knew how and what to do - oh

Chorus

How you could run, how you could run,
How you could run before you could walk yeah!