Timing is everything, comrades. We wait for Next Tuesday as the wind of change is in the making. North Korea successfully tested military weapons, hydrogen EMP, satellite launch, and intercontinental rockets. China settled their military in the China Sea. Russia increases its own military strength.

Another success for the Democratic People's Republic of Korea came about after tests. The many boasts from North Korea has put the US on a path of denial even when they were warned from the Russians of such EMP capabilities. The failures of such intelligence mixed with the fact the president of the United States seeks to look good in his reign has made North Korea a formidable foe.

China has their purpose lined up before the strike happens. With the building of sea bases and Navy, they wait for the Korean launch. The launch tied with the invasion of countries may happen when a simple majority of the US Navy are docked in the ports of the continental America. Russians are tracking subs in the Gulf region as allied satellites track the ships from the whole region.

Russia has its sights on Alaska and the Aleutian islands. After many years of knowing that Alaska was once part of the Russian Empire, the Russians plan to claim what is theirs. When North Korea EMP hits, the Russians will send forces under the disguise of helping US citizens to take lands without US permission. Putin would boast that even the powerful US cannot protect themselves and Russia will protect them from any other attacks.

On the bright side, when you find your computer, TV, and electronics fried from beyond the atmosphere, know this: you will be able to grow your beets.

Cyka cyka.

I wonder, will beets grow even BETTER after the mushroom hits us?

Hammer and Loupe wrote:When North Korea EMP hits, [highlight=#ffff00]the Russians will send forces under the disguise of helping US citizens to take lands without US permission[/highlight].
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On the bright side, when you find your computer, TV, and electronics fried from beyond the atmosphere, know this: you will be able to grow your beets.

Have not Dear Leader's agencies (EPA, BLM, etc.) done this already? -- but without the permission for us to grow our beets?

My Dear Comrade Hammer & Loupe,

As the evil Dr. Pry foolishly tries to get the US voters to understand, we are all friends because we are all enemies of Little Satan and Great Satan.

We are lucky that the vast majority of voters in the U.S. are LIVs who lack the attention span to make it more than a few seconds through Dr. Pry's presentation. Most WIVs (well-informed voters) are wishing they lived where they could effectively be preppers, but being unable or unwilling to relocate, most of them have at least subconsciously reconciled themselves to their probable fate.

The work done by Fearless Leader over the last seven years has been so effective that even if the 2016 election were to select as President anyone willing to work pedal to the metal to undo the damage done, there will not be enough time.

The real question is whether N. Korea (under a real collectivist leader) or Iran (under a real Islamist leader) will be first to use orbiting EMP devices to destroy Great Satan and then Little Satan, and the answer to who will be first is "both."

Indeed, Fearless Leader has been so effective in neutering the WIVs by keeping the LIVs obsessed with things such as "Climate Change," "guns," , claims that Bush 43 should have left Saddam in power, that a "video" caused the Benghazi attack, that ISIS/ISIL/DAESH are a "jv" team Bush 43 "left behind," etc that they are unable to reach the minds of the LIVs in time to make a difference. It's sad for them but great for us.

In the meantime, I enjoy watching two videos understood by WIV's but which LIV's will never watch:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrOY6ni ... r_embedded

and

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9AS9I2 ... ature=plcp


--Komissar of Fatwas
To Friendship between us until After We Destroy Little Satan and Great Satan

RedDiaperette wrote:

Hammer and Loupe wrote:When North Korea EMP hits, [highlight=#ffff00]the Russians will send forces under the disguise of helping US citizens to take lands without US permission[/highlight].
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On the bright side, when you find your computer, TV, and electronics fried from beyond the atmosphere, know this: you will be able to grow your beets.

Have not Dear Leader's agencies (EPA, BLM, etc.) done this already? -- but without the permission for us to grow our beets?

Comrade, if you can grow a beet in a boot, you can grow it anywhere.

Alast, the US is running anti-ballistic missile tests, but not anti-satellite tests. We all know that North Koreans will not use the obvious ballistic missiles due to their preparation. The Democratic People's Republic of Korea will will use 'civilian' satellites to detonate the emp bomb. Silly capitalists.

North Korea's new satellite flew over Super Bowl site
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Meanwhile back at the launch bunker...
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Hammer and Loupe wrote: Comrade, if you can grow [highlight=#ffff00]a beet in a boot[/highlight], you can grow it anywhere.

This sounds like the title of a Bob Dylan song. Or a Jimmy Buffett song if Jimmy was Russian. Just pointing this out.