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NOT a 'Christmas Thread' thread

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I have been for the hearing of rumors of Christmas festivities and am for being SHOCKED! What is such nonsense of Christmas celebration? No left-minded conformist of the collective could be for wanting the celebration of an infidel baby who over so many of the centuries has been made for banner-child of so many of the wars and treacheries. Also, such a thing would only be for the racists who are for hating those of the true faith.

Such subversiveness must be for stopping!

It can never be about just the One when we already have The Won in the form of Dear Leader in our midst. Anyway, we are all for knowing that the reichwing evangelicals are not for caring one bit for their so-called religion for all the year long except once it is to become the wintertime. Then all of a sudden it of the utmost importance to be for celebrating.

Ala zeg… who can be for believing of them any formation of sincerity?

To be certain for stopping such rumouring we must be for making new holiday for winter celebration: marXmas Day. After all, how can we be for thinking of anyone else as we strive toward such glorious World of Next Tuesday and rise to progressive ideals?

And for sake of such equities for those of most unfortunateness who through no fault of their own but only fault of evil capitalists - those who have never been for the learning of reading or writing - to make it of most equalness for all - we can be for shortening it to Xmas.

Even most illiterate prole can be for making 'X' so this really is most equal way of marking the day.

Xmas will be great day of celebration. The childrens will be gathered to hear so many of the wonderful quotes of the most robust Karl Marx.

Like this one: “The meaning of peace is the absence of the opposition to socialism.”

Does that not give you the bumps of the goose?

And then there is this: “The only antidote to mental suffering is physical pain.”

I think husband is very well versed in such quotation.

The childrens must also be for knowing this most important quotation: ”The theory of Communism may be summed up in one sentence: Abolish all private property.

So much of these lesser known quotings must be for instilling into the childrens.

After they are for hearing so much of the good propaganda Eternal Truths™ , they can then be for singing the Xmas tunes.

This is one of my favorites.

O death to infidels yes!
We will be triumphant
O come ye, O come ye to
Progressive bedlam
Come to abhor them
Teabaggers and Reichwingers
O come let us abhor them
O come let us abhor them
O come let us abhor them
Infidels all!

O bring forth the unions
Break the chains of slavery
Break the capitalist's hold
That strangles us all
They are all greedy
And they hate the children
O come let us abhor them
O come let us abhor them
O come let us abhor them
Infidels all!

After so much of the singing, all can be for the feasting of the beet soup and beet pie and beet cookies that the Frau has been for so generous to be making.

For special treat the workers of Mrs Al's Mother's Milk Company and those from Country People Poppy Production have been for joining to create mouth watering chocolate Karl Marx imagery sure to make for all the happiness not ever before being experienced.

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Who can be for saying no to nature's best mothers' milk laced mixed with such fine poppy powder?

As we know, the peoples can not be for knowing what is good for them if they are not of such happiness.

Let us be of good celebration of Xmas without any of the stigmata of the evil evangelicalism. Please submit your favorite Karl Marx quotation and Xmas tune so we may all be for the reciting and singing.
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Reason for editing this post: evil BusHitler was for making much duplicity

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No doubt this tune was stolen by the infidels.


Marching around the Ka'ba stone
at the Hadji party hop
Infidels hung where you can see
Ev'ry couple tries to stop

You will get a sentimental feeling When you hear voices singing
"Let's praise Allah; "Boom" goes head and bowells of Hadji"
Marching around the Ka'ba stone
Have an Allah holiday
Everyone's stoning merrily
In an old old fashioned way

Marching around the Ka'ba stone
Let the Allah Spirit ring
Later we'll have some Hummus pie
and we'll do more stoning

You will get a sentimental feeling When you hear voices singing
"Let's praise Allah; "Boom" goes head and bowells of Hadji"
Marching around the Ka'ba stone
Have an Allah holiday
Everyone's stoning merrily
In an old old fashioned way

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So much of the joyfulness of song I am for making happy celebratory oration!

LALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALALA

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Mrs Al,
Your talents are amazing. "[highlight=#ffff99]O come let us abhor them[/highlight]" is so.....so precious. Anyway, I was thinking Mrs Al's Mother's Milk would make for some very special Egg Nog. Is there a website or something to order?

My Favorite Xmas tune:

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EGG NOG!!! Now why was I not for thinking of such thing sooner.....
Why Grigori! Of course there is to be egg nog for Xmas! But due to new regulatory regulations, milk must be at its freshest so I will be for making of the orders then sending however many of the underwives are needing for making of egg nog. Maybe some of these can be for sending to your humble abode?

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And I am very much liking the merry Communist Xmas tune. The Karl Marx would be proud.

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Merry MarXmas everybody. You'll find me sitting around the Solstice redistribution tree waiting for Santa Mao to bring me gifts from the government and drinking Mrs. Al's egg nog.

Afterward like all good Progs I'll pull out all my receipts from last year and bundle them all together so my accountant can determine how much I must payback to the government by April 15th. We are truly blessed are we not?

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Merry Marxmas!.jpg


Title message of " Merry MarXmas is of belonging to Mrs. Al Czarworthy and Comrade Whoopie. The graphic is by Krasnodar, Defender of State Mediocrity.

It's so much easier to than saying:
" Happy State-Sponsored Winter Solstice Enlightenment Festival and Gift Exchange "


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“The meaning of peace is the absence of the opposition to socialism.” That brings a tear to my good eye!! We must keep denouncing these lousy, religious festivities which corrupt the minds of the peoples and do nothing to advance the leftist socialist agenda of dear Leader and the Marxist Democrats, now do they.

Whoopie, Krasnodar,Image that is a most lovely and accurate sign you have there but I am wishing you had not stolen it from my photo album. (well, it was almost there... you must have stolen it before I got it uploaded!!)

Merry MarXmas
to you too. piffle piffle

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Fraulein....it's my sign.

The saying is a quote from Comrade Whoopie.

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Well, yes, of course, cough, that is what I was saying. You have stollen my sign and thought and uploadings and are therefore denounced. tisk tisk on you too.

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Little Bumber Boy

Allah told me, ba rum bum bum bumb
Till nothing left of me, ba rum bum bum bumb
Avoiding Janet's glove, ba rum bum bum bumb
It's tween my hiney cheeks, ba rum bum bum bum,
rum bum bum bum, rum bum bum bumb,

Don't need the TSA, ba rum bum bum bumb,
When we bumb.

This time maybe, ba rum bum bum bumb
I kill the infidels, ba rum bum bum bumb
no love for I have for them, ba rum bum bum bumb
They don't deserve my phlegm, ba rum bum bum bumb,
rum bum bum bum, rum bum bum bumb,

Shall I bumb for you, ba rum bum bum bumb,
Blowing my bumb

Mahmoud nodded, ba rum bum bum bumb
Khamenei kept the time, ba rum bum bum bumb
My 40 Virgins wait, ba rum bum bum bumb
So now I might get laid, ba rum bum bum bum,
rum bum bum bum, rum bum bum bumb,

Islamic prince of peace, ba rum bum bum bumb
Peace of my bumb.

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Infidels, Infidels,
Infidels blown away
Oh what fun it is to slay
Infidels for Allah today.

Infidels, Infidels,
Infidels blown away
Oh what fun it is to slay
Infidels for Allah today.

Dashing through the gates
With a bomb-tied to my vest
O'er infidels we go,
Praising Allah way
Bombs on vest now blow,
Explosion is bright,
What fun it is to blow away
The Infidels tonight

Infidels, Infidels,
Infidels blown away
Oh what fun it is to slay
Infidels for Allah today.

Infidels, Infidels,
Infidels blown away
Oh what fun it is to slay
Infidels for Allah today.

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This was always fun in groups


On the first day of Jihad,
My Allah gave to me
Seventytwo Virgins

On the second day of Jihad,
My Allah gave to me
Seventytwo Virgins

On the third day of Jihad,
My Allah gave to me
Seventytwo Virgins

On the fourth day of Jihad,
My Allah gave to me
Seventytwo Virgins

On the fifth day of Jihad,
My Allah gave to me
Seventytwo Virgins

On the sixth day of Jihad,
My Allah gave to me
Seventytwo Virgins

On the seventh day of Jihad,
My Allah gave to me
Seventytwo Virgins

On the eighth day of Jihad,
My Allah gave to me
Seventytwo Virgins

On the ninth day of Jihad,
My Allah gave to me
Seventytwo Virgins

On the tenth day of Jihad,
My Allah gave to me
Seventytwo Virgins

On the eleventh day of Jihad,
My Allah gave to me
Seventytwo Virgins

On the twelfth day of Jihad,
My Allah gave to me
Seventytwo Virgins

!

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Comrade Ivonobitch, this effort of the Little Bumber Boy is so truly touching. Such glorious homage to the childrens of the jihad.

Comrade Groucho Marxist you have such wonderful repitwa repitoir repertoire (who is for comming up with such spelling???)

Krasnodor... I AM FOR THE DENOUNCEMENT OF YOU!!!

Comrade Whoopie may be for adding the 'Merry'... but the marXmas is MINE! You have not been for giving me proper recognition for the inspiration of naming such holiday most special when the Karl Marx should be the most inspiration of us all!! As made prog I am for the demanding of such recognition so I am to be taking all the crediting of the signage.

To paraphrase the Karl Marx, "Krasnodore, like all other men, love to reap where they have never sown."

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Hey, Mrs. Al Czarweary lady persons.....it's me, Krasnodar.

Please go up this thread to Comrade Whoopie's entry, where he begins with an exclamatory " Merry MarXmas, everybody !" Now go to my graphic and you will see I was under the impression that this was his work, and that I credited him for the quote.
Perhaps he is using your material, no ?.... while drinking your eggnog at the same time!

I should give a full denouncement to you, Mrs. Al , for giving me a false denouncement !

But hey, it's the MarXmas time of the year ...................... so I refrain from that action.

However, I think you and Comrade Whoopie need to have a little chat. ( no weapons )

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OH, there's no place like Mrs Al Czarweary's Cave for the Winter Solstice,
Cause no matter how far from the cave you roam,
When you pine for the falafal beet chits,
For the holidays you can beat it to Mrs Al Czarweary's digs.

I met a man who lives in Afghanistan
and he was heading his herd to Kabul,
and someone made baklava and fa-la-la-la-fal,
From Tehran to Istambul,
To folks traveling down in Chechnya's rocky valleys,
From the Baltics, to the Caspian Sea,
Gee, the traffic is terrific.

OH, there's no place like Mrs Al Czarweary's Cave for the Winter Solstice,
Cause no matter how far from the cave you roam,
When you pine for the falafal beet chits,
For the holidays you can beat it to Mrs Al Czarweary's digs.

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Why Leninka!! Such lovely marXmas tune I have ever to be hearing! After so many of the peoples will be for hearing it I will be for having so many of the guests. ALA ZEG!! I better be for cleaning up the place.
Underwife 27!
Underwife 51!
Underwife 42!
Time for making cave in tidy state! Hurry! Hurry!

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Crack pipe smoking with a cig lighter
Malt beer sipping by your lips,
Hip Hop Jams on the ghetto blaster loud,
And bitches dressed like they be hoes.

Everybody knows Fried Chicken and Kentucky Rose,
Help to make every one tight.
Tiny tots with their eyes all aglow,
Will see if they get fed tonight.

They know Food Stamps are on the way;
They'll get something to eat on this Kwanza Day.
And every mama's baby going to spy,
To see if mama trades for crack to that guy.

And so I'm offering this simple phrase,
To hoes on the street corner,
Although its been said many times, many ways,
A very Happy Kwanza to you

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I think that song's on my " Christmas in Detroit " CD.

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Krasnodar wrote: Thanks for the title idea, Comrade W. ! ( Amended to include the Mrs. Al, pending their negotiations )

Krasnodar, let's be fair (because that's what Socialism is all about). I got the idea to say Merry MarXmas from Mrs. Al's clever use of the term marXmas. Let's give credit where it's due.

(You see? This is why we missed Mrs. Al, she's so witty)

But I'll give you credit for the pretty graphic (why didn't I think of doing that?)

So you and Mrs. Al must share the honor of having that image appear in the side frame.

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:
Krasnodar wrote: Thanks for the title idea, Comrade W. ! ( Amended to include the Mrs. Al, pending their negotiations )

Krasnodar, let's be fair (because that's what Socialism is all about). I got the idea to say Merry MarXmas from Mrs. Al's clever use of the term marXmas. Let's give credit where it's due.

(You see? This is why we missed Mrs. Al, she's so witty)

But I'll give you credit for the pretty graphic (why didn't I think of doing that?)

So you and Mrs. Al must share the honor of having that image appear in the side frame.

The credits shall be rendered most equal. Incidentally, how was the eggnog ?


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Krasnodar wrote:
Merry Marxmas!.jpg


Title message of " Merry MarXmas is of belonging to Mrs. Al Czarworthy and Comrade Whoopie. The graphic is by Krasnodar, Defender of State Mediocrity.

It's so much easier to than saying:
" Happy State-Sponsored Winter Solstice Enlightenment Festival and Gift Exchange "


Finally, I have a way to decorate my lawn in a way that reflects my beliefs. That will really get the goat of my neighbors.

Speaking of goat, I'm glad you like the little song about your cave, Mrs Al Czarweary. There's nothing like roasted goat to accompany the beet chits.

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Comrade Krasnodar,

As the defender of mediocrity, your work should fully reflect this state of mind.
Sadly, it does not. You need to bring more excrement to your work!

In the true spirit of the season, lashings will not be required, denouncements are also waived,
this time.

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Krasnodar wrote:Fraulein....it's my sign.

The saying is a quote from Comrade Whoopie.

Krasnodar, you are not struggling with the fallacy of an idea the you think you own property I hope.....





Remember..........

























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Leninka wrote:
Krasnodar wrote:
Merry Marxmas!.jpg


Title message of " Merry MarXmas is of belonging to Mrs. Al Czarworthy and Comrade Whoopie. The graphic is by Krasnodar, Defender of State Mediocrity.

It's so much easier to than saying:
" Happy State-Sponsored Winter Solstice Enlightenment Festival and Gift Exchange "


Finally, I have a way to decorate my lawn in a way that reflects my beliefs. That will really get the goat of my neighbors.

Speaking of goat, I'm glad you like the little song about your cave, Mrs Al Czarweary. There's nothing like roasted goat to accompany the beet chits.


Most dear Leninka, I am happy that you have found way to decorate for your beliefs about goats. ImageI am not sure what those are, but it does sound very nice and goat are good after all. (have you tried fried) Have a Happy Goat Festivus!

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I saw Mohamed kissing goats last night
Underneath the crescent moon so bright.
I featured him a creep
At the mosque I had a peek
He thought that I was tucked up
in my burka fast asleep.

Then, I saw Mohamed tickle goats last night
Underneath their beards so snowy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Allah had only seen
Mohamed kissing Goats last night.

I saw Mohamed kissing goats last night
Underneath the crescent moon so bright.
I featured him a creep
At the mosque I had a peek
He thought that I was tucked up
in my burka fast asleep.

Then, I saw Mohamed tickle goats last night
Underneath their beards so snowy white;
Oh, what a laugh it would have been
If Allah had only seen
Mohamed kissing Goats last night.

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What is the problem with using "HSSWSEFGE"? It rolls off the tongue like Molasses at Winter Solstice.


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Comrade Whoopie wrote:I got the idea to say Merry MarXmas from Mrs. Al's clever use of the term marXmas. Let's give credit where it's due.

Comrade Whoopie, you should have been for making just those words. What has been for happening to you??!!! What is this? Social justice for all? Have you been for forgetting one of the Great Commandments that some are more equal than others? Ala zeg... I for hanging my head in the shame of you. You are to be for saying Merry marXmas and yet have not been for truly absorbing all its meaning. There is for no sharing on marXmas Day!!

I think for punishment you should be for having so much of the Mrs Al Mother's Milk Egg Nog that you will be in stupor made prog high for rest of year!

Underwife Trpple Z should be for good milk producer for you

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Your punishment is swift yet prudent. If I were to say those words I would expect to get the same punishment as harsh as it may be.

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Mrs Al,

I was in the middle of my beet and potato dinner when you brought up the photo of Trpple wife Mrs. Z. Can I have no peace in the gulag? Puleezze! Always flinging one body part here and there. This becomes a nightmare after 2 glasses of vodka and then 1 helping of beet and potatoes.

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Mrs. Al, as you can see I'm ready to accept my punishment from udder under wife Tripple Z...
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Although I'm a bit confused. Did I not set Krasnodar straight on giving you credit? Did I not compliment your wittiness? I even blew a little sunshine up Krasnodar's ass for turning your bright idea into a artsy-fartsy graphic.

And I took not even one tiny bit of credit for myself. Not even for "Merry."

For that I must be forced to drink egg nog until I have stretch marks around my mouth?

(Oh cruel world)

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I was wondering where that wind was coming from.

Is C.W. losing it ? ........gone 'round the bend, as it were ?



Krasnodar's " artsy-fartsy graphic ?" Oh dear boy...you haven't even seen the good stuff.

Hello and greetings from the Banana Republic of Can Orlantrix's Libertarians.

We would be very proud to colectivize a new idea for the "merry marxmas"
with you: doormats. Forget about those evil multinational kapitalist
"welcome to the independent republic of my house" Swedish IKEA rubbish.
A true and Party Approved™ doormat with the "merry marXmas" should be on every door at every gulag-barrack.

Here at the BRoCOLi, We The People™ decided to declare it our Official
Doormat, and would be happy to buy one if they were available.

Best regards and Merry MarXmas to all comrades.

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Comrade Whoopie, no need for being of the confused state unless you are full of egg nog.

I am still not to be for sharing ANYTHING with Krassodor. He is of such arrogant way and he is not even for being made prog. A prole is a prole is a prole and he is for making so many of the claims and for making of too much of the troubling. As the Frau would be for saying: pffft

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Well, that's the opinion of the "Eggnog Lady".

Perhaps I'm just an active revolutionary!

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YOU cannot call our delightful and glorious and back from the missing, Comradette Mrs. Al, any "Eggnog Lady"!!!! YOU ARE DENOUNCED FOR SUCH!! She is not eggnog and is no lady . . . . wait, I mean, well you know what I mean!!! You are denounced again!

"active revolutionary"???!!! aaaakkk, a reichwing teabagger!!! I am feeling so much disapointment.

As for Whoopie, we are all feeling the wind. Stop your blowing.

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Fraulein Pulloskies wrote: As for Whoopie, we are all feeling the wind. Stop your blowing.

Harrrmpf! This is what I get for redistributing my wealth of compliments? Well, no eggnog for you Frau (burp).

Comrade Broccoli, are you related to Broc Obama?

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:
Fraulein Pulloskies wrote: As for Whoopie, we are all feeling the wind. Stop your blowing.

Harrrmpf! This is what I get for redistributing my wealth of compliments? Well, no eggnog for you Frau (burp).

Comrade Broccoli, are you related to Broc Obama?

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PASSING WIND ALONG IS NOT A COMPLIMENT, EVEN TO THE CHEF. Eggnog should not smell that way!!!

Why, I never realized BarryBarack was short for Broc. Do you not imagine that is what brought Barack Broc together with Mama MO in the first place? A garden gene, no doubt, that they both must have. That might account for all the digging they both do . . . in the ground or in our pockets.

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Welcome Comrade BRoCOLi. Grab you shovel and start digging. We need more beets for the MarxMas celebration at Mrs Al Czarweary's cave.

However, if you come to the party, you will need to put on your tinfoil hat and make yourself into a made progressive. Surely, on the longest night, we will all be receiving some special signals from Comrade Laika to give us directives for the next 5 year plan. This last 5 year plan didn't go so well, and here we thought we had everyone turned into made progressives. Boy, were we wrong.

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Fraulein Pulloskies wrote: PASSING WIND ALONG IS NOT A COMPLIMENT

Tell that to these guys...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B197Dzy ... r_embedded

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Whoopie, I have lost all my words.


Dear Leninka, are we all to submit our 5 year plan??? I only 5 weeks done.

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" A reich-wing teabagger "? " Ladies", is this an accusation impugnisizing my faithfulness to help bring about "The Glorious World of Next Tuesday ( GWNT )??????

Oh dear me, I hope that is not the case.

My mentor, Alexi Korolev, was talking to me about his Stalinist " encounters " a few years back. While him and I were on a trip to Baikonur..... he gave me this piece of wisdom............

"Comrade K. .....they should never have made false accusations towards those who can drop a missile on their house. " And then he quietly laughed to himself.

Well, Merry MarXmas to youz both !

I am not related to that green mutant, in fact, I denounce him... or it... that... whatever.
I think I may have some ties to Erin Brokolievitch. You know, grand-grandpa went to a Party's party, too much vodkas...

By the way, when I said "we would buy one doormat", I obviously meant "to get one using our official coupons". While typing, I'm hitting on the head with my shovel, because I know I am guilty of talking of interchanging those damn dirty green papers. When I finish with that, I will denounce myself.

Gotta go back to the beets.

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Comrades,

Is BroCOLI a mutant form of E-Coli? Just asking!

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"Underwife Trpple Z should be for good milk producer for you"
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[/b][/font]After several up and down and up and down votes, her eyes have it.

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Underwife " Trrple Z " reminds me of a short-coupled bola.

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Comrade Whoopie I was for most enjoying such lively marXmas tune-age emitted by our estimed comrades. With so much of the globull warming happening it is good way for keeping the warming fires glowing.

Frau, you are most equal comrade for bestowing denouncement on that reichwing teabagger infiltraitor. I was not for knowing he was being of such thing until you were for the explaining.

5 year plan making time??? AGAIN???? Misha... Misha... MISHA!!!!! Get out pencil and paper and start to make many notes!

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" Infiltraitor "?

That's a good one, Mrs. AC !
Especially the spelling "error".
Now that's clever.
And it's not even noon !


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Yes, I see that the marXmas winds are blowing again. They always do at this time of year.

Comrades Fraulein and Mrs Al,

Let's just forget the 5 year plan business for now and make merry in the cave.

Mrs Al: I hope that cave is well ventilated.

Comrade Krasnodor,

How about a glass of Goatnog? I can't tell you how wonderful it tastes. I hate to use the word 'rich,' but that it is.

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Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included.
-Karl Marx

signed,

Czarweary's #1 Fan

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Comrade Buffoon,

If you are Mrs Al's #1 fan, does this mean that the rest of us are all vying for 2nd place?


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What lovely packaging for the Goat Nog. I'll put in a request to see how much I can get for the Winter Solstice Party. I hope I can get rations enough for everyone to have at least three hand made Afghani clay vessels full. Hmm. I wonder if Comrade Fidel would be able to send along some state produced rum - I hate to admit it's not as good as the Bacardi produced in Puerto Rico, but mixed with Leninka's Goat Nog no one will be able to tell the difference.

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Comrade Buffoon wrote:Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex, the ugly ones included.
-Karl Marx

signed,

Czarweary's #1 Fan

Comrade Buffoon, it is very good for you to be for adding wonderful quotation of the Karl Marx for the childrens to be for memorizing. Feminine upheaving is much important for society unless you live in mooslamic world, then you just cattle.

#1 fan? Oh are you for the trying of the flattering? Well... it has been for working!

I can be sending for you underwive #DDDDDDD for you to be enjoying Mother Milk Egg nog.

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WARNING!!!
Goat Egg Nog may not be for the consumation of the womens. We must always be for the rememberance of what was to be happening to that poor burkhaha wearer when she was for having the Goat Gonad Soup instead of the Camel Hump Soup! I can be of fearing what will be for happening if the womens were for the drinking of the Goat Egg Nog so may I be for the suggestion that the womens be for only the drinking of either the Mother's Milk Egg Nog or the Camel egg nog if you can be or finding such. The mens can also be for the drinking of Mrs Al's Mother's Milk Egg Nog or the Goat egg Nog but not for the drinking of the Camel Egg nog.

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This must be a composite of all the gulag gals. A white rose in her bonnet like my image of Pinkie in her boob armor, Leninka's pigtails, the lips of Mrs. Al and the Frau's...

Ummm, did I mention the hair?

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Mrs Al! You are just trying to hog all of the Goat Nog for yourself, I think. Are you afraid we are going to wipe you out of hearth and cave?

Note to other comrades attending Mrs Al's Winter Solstice Party: search every nook and cranny of her cave for goodies she might have stashed.

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I think I have found a few things, Leninka. For shame!

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I do believe I know where the dear Fraulein's spending her holiday !

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I suspected as much. Looks like it's going to be a whing ding of a party.

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And don't forget to go outside tonight at 2:00 pm eastern to see the total eclipse of the winter solstice moon. It only occurs once every 372 years. If you miss it, you'll have to get into a time travel machine and either go backwards or forwards.

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I thought the Fraulein and others might enjoy this bit of revolutionary spirit......
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Frau, I am for the belief that such stash was from your humble beet field. You are always to be digging and digging but we are never for having enough of the beets for the marXmas festivities.

You should be for coming clean, Fraulein, and not be for making so much of the Arabian tales on me!

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Leninka wrote:And don't forget to go outside tonight at 2:00 pm eastern to see the total eclipse of the winter solstice moon. It only occurs once every 372 years. If you miss it, you'll have to get into a time travel machine and either go backwards or forwards.
Got the DVR set, back to my 16 hours of daily sleep.

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So this is MarXmas
And what have you done
Another year over
Wealth redistributed
And so this is MarXmas
Party says have fun
Our leader is dear one
The old are all gone

A very merry MarXmas
And a happy New Year
Report it's a good one
Without any fear
And so this is MarXmas
To weak and from strong
From rich to the poor ones
The world is so wrong
And so happy MarXmas
For blacks and not white
For yellow and red ones
Let's stop those on Right
A very merry MarXmas
And a happy New Year
Report it's a good one
Without any fear
And so this is MarXmas
And what have you done
Another year over
Wealth redistributed
And so this is MarXmas
Party says have fun
Our leader the dear one
The old are now gone
A very merry MarXmas
And a happy New Year
Report it's a good one
Without any fear
Less is More
If you want it
Less is More
Now...

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Comrade Groucho, you have made for teary eyeballs with such loving marXmas tunage.

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All this Red and Green really gets me in the MarXmas mood.

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Leninka said;"[highlight=#ffff99]And don't forget to go outside tonight at 2:00 pm eastern to see the total eclipse of the winter solstice moon.[/highlight]"

For those brothers and sisters who may have missed it, here is the totally eclipsed moon in the wee hours:

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Dear Comrades,
This was not just any eclipse of the moon. I believe it is a sign from the heavens that we are the chosen ones. No, I haven't been drinking!

Here's why:
1) The moon was full when eclipsed.
2) It occurred on the Winter Solstice- December 21st. Our favorite holiday.
3) Due to pollutants in our atmosphere the eclipsed moon was BLOOD RED! RED!!
4) And here it comes............ today December 21st. is a............TUESDAY!!!!!!!

Comrades, this is the stuff of legends. I wrote in another thread that we should declare December 21st as the official day of Marxmas. We have an amazing celestial event to launch Marxmas. I say we take advantage of it.

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Truly an auspicious sign brother Grigori. I think 2011 will be the year of the Prog.

I popped my head out the door at 2am and looked straight up and there was the moon, half eclipsed.

(I'll catch the full show next time around.)

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I SAW THAT MOON TOO, COMRADE WHOOPIE, AND I WAS NOT IMPRESSED WITH YOU DOING SUCH A THING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET IN FRONT OF THE FRAU'S ABODE! "PANTS ON THE GROUND"...have you no shame!? And I do not like the tattoo of Gorbachev on your cheek!!



 
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