Obama 2012 -- Obamageddon Via Super-Massive Sink-Hole:

We've just deciphered the the Mayan-Nostradamic-Revelations for 2012: Obamageddon via Super-Massive Sink-Hole.




Scientists, Philosophers & Theologians Urgently Seek Answers:


Did Ancient Aliens Foretell Our Doom? Will July 4 Become "Dependence Day"? Will What's Evident Become Self-Truth? Will China forgive us our debts as we indebt our forgivers? Will the Four Seasons return to be forced to sing Shaiaria? Will Atlas keep shrugging? Will China become Pottery? Will 2012 witness a Big Bang or a Small Whimper? Will E=MC-Squared mean "Election = More Conservatism Squared" or "Election = More Collectivism Squared"? Has the Hubbel Constant been replaced by the Bubble Constant? Is Kilroy still here or is he with John Galt? Will the Peanut that Morphed into an ACORN take root or be rooted out?


--KOOK

The Obamageddon is of course a Party planned and carefully constructed event that will create, if you will, a metaphysical “quantum singularity” so compressed by the weight of our ideology that no rational (i.e. not party approved) thought will be able to escape it. Obamageddon is the Party's ideological parallel to quantum physics. Whereas quantum physics deals with the universe on a sub-atomic scale, which basically tells us that what we think we see isn't really there and we perceive the universe the way it is because we choose to see it as such and so nothing exists as more than a field of probability. The Obamageddon event will allow the Party complete control by telling the proles what they think they see really isn't there and nothing exists except what the Party says exists.

Prole: I thought I saw you golfing instead of working today dear leader Obama

Obama: According to the laws of Obamageddon there is still a chance I was actually working!

Comrade, I once read some graffiti on a person's room wall:

"Gravity is a myth - Totalitarianism SUCKS!"

I don't know what it means, but I believe it is relevant.

Does anyone find it curious that the forecast of our doom closely coincides with the day the people decide whether to sink deeper into the slavery of socialism with a renewal of the error of President Downgrade or opt for a rebirth of Liberty?

Bless their hearts, the Mayans were only off by a few weeks.

Also curious that the People's press kollective seems to be deliberately avoid discussion this aspect of the story.

They contemplate all kinds of off-beat theories but ignore the obvious.

Could it be their advocating of the continued Downgrading of the country precludes they're even thinking that it's continuance to be fraught with danger?

Kook, I don't have any answers for you, but Obama's reign may be nothing more than...

I believe that the Four Horsepersons of the Apocalypse are, even now, mounting their Harleys...

Dear Proletarian Robot and SuperKomissar Maksim,


Your tour de force(s) into the indeterminate nature of quantum physics surely will have the Science Channel recruiting you for the post-election analysis of the Marx's Theory of Economic Determinism succumbing to the Indeterminate Force of Liberty. I think what is needed is a promotional poster evincing an artistic tour de force by Maksim on the very latest quantum-physics theory on the "History of the Brief Time" of Collectivist Economic Determinism. Just in case Lady Liberty excapes the supergravity of the singularity in November, there will, no doubt, be a high demand for theorectical physics to explain to Determinists how Indeterminable Liberty managed to defy the laws of physics, which theory Einstein stole from Marx and re-branded as E-MC Squared.

One more thing, in a different venue, someone already asked me why it's a "Super-Massive Sink-Hole" rather than the standard, astronomical term "Super-Massive Black Hole." But any scientist schooled in the Progressive Field of Science would understand the Political Science Deterministic Theory known as "Political Correctness."



--KOOK

Opiate of the People wrote:Comrade, I once read some graffiti on a person's room wall:

"Gravity is a myth - Totalitarianism SUCKS!"

I don't know what it means, but I believe it is relevant.

That's why SuperGravity SuperSucks.


--KOOK

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:I believe that the Four Horsepersons of the Apocalypse are, even now, mounting their Harleys...

The next-most-recent Current Truth of the Quantum Acopalypse was that there are Four HorsePersons, but I've just learned that the Most-Current Current Truth is that that since horses spent too many generations slavishly serving captialist enterprises, Progressively Enlightened Political Scientists long ago recognized that since donkeys were (like mules) too stubborn to succumb to demands for such service for capitalists, our Obamageddon leaders will not ride horses-- Instead, they will be known as The Four AssPersons of the Apocalypse: Barack, Michelle, Harry and Nancy.

--KOOK

The four Ass-persons will be carried proudly by their dark angry mounts of racial equality; Jackson, Farrakhan, Wasserman-Shultz, and Jackson-Lee...

Comrades - is the location of the "singularity" ie - "Super-Massive Sink-Hole" known?

Comrade Gulag 4 Alfred: This is not a quantum singularity per se but rather a quantum flux. Even though your eyes are irresistibly drawn towards it, smell does escape it.....