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Obama Administration: Diplomacy With North Korea

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President Obama "dropped by" a meeting with top officials discussing North Korea's attack on a South Korean island on Tuesday, an administration official e-mailed reporters.


Dear Reader does not need to actually lead the meeting as he is far too busy meeting with celebrities such as Oprah Winfrey, George Clooney and discussing much more important things with the hosts of "The View".

Nice to see you, Smiley.....I always liked the Che' smiley the best!
Last edited by Che Gourmet on 11/25/2010, 10:19 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Reason for editing this post: cause I have not heard from him in many moons.....

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North Korea Releases the Dogs of War.

While North Korea was showing off its muscle with its bold military display against the Capitalist South, they were also showing off their dog-training skills.

Kim Jong Il is not only in charge of the Dogs of War, but is a master dog trainer and can domesticate many breeds, even effeminate black poodles that can neither bark, bite nor hunt.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do0x-Eg ... re=related

I have been waiting almost 30 years to prove the capitalist pig Ronald Reagan wrong!

Comrades, the spektakular events of the last two days give me joy that once again the world is ready to embrace the thrice failed model of communism yet again.

Pick up yer shovel, stock up on beets and potatoes, and dust off your goose step as we are back in business! This next shot at unattainable improved utopia will include better spy techniques and technology (inspired by glorious Patriot Act as penned by Joe Biden), more equalness than ever before as we adopt the social Jenter laws as practiced by the socialist nordic countries who are just a nudge away from full blown glorious red stateness, and an all you can drink open bar at the gulag.

I look forward to our first undesirable purge as well at the show trials to determine who exactly that will include.

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Is this what Obama meant when he said "they're treating me like a dog?"

(Down boy, roll over, play dead)

The People's Pancreas
I'm guessing there's a check sent with the "stern letter" he wrote.

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At least he didn't order a bombing raid on Seoul to teach those South Koreans a lesson.

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Dear Leader and Dear Reader are embarking on a special relationship.

Obama's naïve, obsequious kowtowing to despots, dictators and turd world tyrants has not gone unnoticed in glorious North Korea.

The North Koreans have now launched an initiative to gain the attention of Dear Reader, and will soon have a very special relationship indeed.

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Ice cream, huh?

Hope he tries some of my chocolates.

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This obvious shoopery of Dear Leader Obama should be denounced... just sayin... it made me laugh

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:[OFF]
At least he didn't order a bombing raid on Seoul to teach those South Koreans a lesson.

I guess this one is a hard one for our Many Titted Empress, eh, Whoopie? or anyone for that matter??? ....not a word from our esteemed? SOS???? She hasn't had two words to put together since this happened, right?

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Prog OFFI wonder where Dear Leader puts his nose?Prog ON

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Well, Obama got his 3 AM call as she predicted (3:55 AM to be exact) and he was found to be wanting, just as she predicted he would be. I think the way Hillary laughs out loud whenever she's asked if she plans to run in 2012 speaks volumes.

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Prog Off - Kim Jung-Un, just wanted to let you know that I thought of you when I first heard of this incident and hope that all is well with any family you may still have there. I can only imagine the depths of your anxiety and concern and hope that all ends well.

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Give Diplomacy A Chance

The Obama administration has said that Diplomacy is called for in dealing with an increasingly belligerent North Korea.

War is not the answer, appeasement and payment of large sums of money is the only diplomatic solution.

High level meetings between Dear Reader and Dear Leader could certainly go a long way to sort this out.

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Comrade Tooorisky wrote:Prog OFFI wonder where Dear Leader puts his nose?Prog ON
I think you are confused.
Dear Leader = Kim Jong Il
Dear Reader = Barack Hussein Obama (Teleprompter Reader of the United States)

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Evir Smirey - you a funny guy. ...

What your captions didn't catch is when I said to your Kenyan Kommunist Muslim-In-Chief, "Hey Barry Sotero! Stop shirking your duties and get back to licking my boots! There's rots more dogshit to get off the sores of my shoes."

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This reminds me of a much funny joke, ok?

Stanley Ann Dunham holding newborn baby Barack was getting on a bus in Kenya to catch her flight to Hawaii when the bus driver said "That's the ugliest baby I ever saw."

Obama's momma went to the back of the bus and sat down all upset. The guy sitting next to her asked what was wrong. Obama's momma told him what the driver had said and he replied "You go right back up there and give him a piece of your mind, go on, I'll hold your monkey."

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Comrade Whoopie wrote:This reminds me of a much funny joke, ok?

Stanley Ann Dunham holding newborn baby Barack was getting on a bus in Kenya to catch her flight to Hawaii when the bus driver said "That's the ugliest baby I ever saw."

Obama's momma went to the back of the bus and sat down all upset. The guy sitting next to her asked what was wrong. Obama's momma told him what the driver had said and he replied "You go right back up there and give him a piece of your mind, go on, I'll hold your monkey."
*GASP!!
This could work out in dear Leaders favor, could it not. After all, who does not like DOGS.

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Diplomacy is the only way to deal with Kim Jong Il.

Barack Hussein Obama is a master negotiator, and has extensive negotiating experience going back to his successful negotiations during the... uh... well, he will start with Kim.

We already know Kim Jong Il's negotiating style, as we do Obama's, so we can easily predict the outcome.

Obama Negotiates With Kim

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A dog is a wonderful cure for roneriness.


 
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