From: BarackHussein.com < firstname.lastname@example.org >
To: All Comrades
Sent: Wed, Feb 15, 2012
Subject: 2012 bumper sticker for B. Hussien Obama – where can we stick it?
There's a free bumper sticker waiting for you --
Once you stick it in a special place, things might start happening. When someone sees it, they might go to our website to find out more about what President Obama has accomplished. Maybe they'll click on a link to attend an event in their area.
Or maybe they'll decide to have a conversation with you. You'll have a chance to persuade them to vote for President Obama. Or if they're already a supporter, you'll be able to convince them to get involved and persuade some voters themselves.
A lot of things can happen because of the simple decision you make right now.
We have a bumper sticker just for you* -- just tell us where to stick it.
* Comes with a free Obama-Biden baseball bat and a pair of Black Panther poll watchers.
I’ll save you the trouble of looking for any of President Downgrade’s positive accomplishments – THERE AREN’T ANY.
(Using the military apparatus that President Bush implemented and President Downgrade initially opposed to get Bin Laden doesn’t count)