Dear Comrades,

The State Security Department Secretary-General, Comrade John ‘Ivan the Terrible' Kerry, has announced that the USSA's oldest ally, the French Socialist Republic, will join in its new ‘Organizing for Arabia' program in Syria.

Comrade Kerry praised the French, under the inspirational leadership of Obama ‘soul-mate' Comrade François Hollande, for being the lone nation brave enough to support a brighter future with Comrade President Mohammed Morsi as the new democratically-elected president of Syria. With ‘International Community Organizing' as the Party's foreign policy, we know that the French will provide the workers and peasants of the USSA a great deal of style while implementing World Socialism.

Many in the Party have remarked that the French not only have the renowned ‘French Foreign Legion', which has experienced many of modern warfare's most stinging losses, but the French also have shown the world how to ‘fashionably surrender.' This will come in handy if Comrade Chairman Obama follows through on his 2011 demand the Bashar al-Assad ‘must go' and USSA Combat Organizers are ordered to collectivize Syria.

In the meantime, Comrade Obama has ordered the People's Congress to deliberate his decision to deploy the ‘Organizing for Arabia' Fleet Group and come up with its own version of an agreement with his plan to agitate for Comrade Morsi's election. However, in the spirit of the Dictatorship of the Proletariat and the role of Comrade Obama in manifesting the Will of the People, Comrade Kerry stated that Comrade Obama will act even if the People's Congress fails in its duty to support the President.

Meanwhile, the French have promised to provide all the meals and entertainment for the duration of the event.

We salute the French for their support of Organizing for Arabia! Obama has assembled the greatest alliance in World History!

Faithfully submitted to the Collective of the People's Cube,
Comrade Nomenklatura-climber
Dialectical Progressivism Translator

From all the chatter I have been hearing here at Charles de Gaulle International, French President Francois Hollande has ordered his troops back into the Maginot Line awaiting further orders regarding how to hide and be completely incompetent. If all goes well, President Barack Hussein Obama (PBUH) will add to the confusion by sending troops from the Persian Gulf into France, for sensitivity training. Here we see French forces getting ready for the morning session with absolutely no idea where they are, or why for that matter.

Really, if these two were running for prez of USSA, I would vote for Putin-

Obama To Meet With LGBT Activists While In Russia

After canceling a bilateral summit with Russian President Vladimir Putin while there for the G20 summit, Obama may anger the Kremlin further by meeting with Russian activists — including from LGBT groups.

Vladimir_Scratchanitch wrote:Really, if these two were running for prez of USSA, I would vote for Putin.

Amazing, isn't it? Me too.

Not me, Comrade! Comrade President Barackzebub Husseinovich Obama will always be my Main Man Masculine Gender Chosen (for Display Purposes) Unit.

Immediately after announcing the grand alliance, President Obama redeployed the aircraft carrier USS Nimitz to the south of France to evacuate our embassy personnel and the French government.

https://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2 ... for-syria/

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote:

Vladimir_Scratchanitch wrote:Really, if these two were running for prez of USSA, I would vote for Putin.

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Amazing, isn't it? Me too.

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Not me, Comrade! Comrade President Barackzebub Husseinovich Obama will always be my Main Man Masculine Gender Chosen (for Display Purposes) Unit.

Dear Leader Obama will always be #1 in my normally equally judging heart. I just love a leader that knows how to bow like a whipped dog before foreign heads of state! Putin is too brash. Plus, he is constantly looking out for Russia's interests. Why can't he learn to think and act globally?

It is rumored that the French have offered to freshen up Obama's mime act so the USSA/French joint forces may may surrender without actually saying anything.

R.O.C.K. in the USSA wrote: Not me, Comrade! Comrade President Barackzebub Husseinovich Obama will always be my Main Man Masculine Gender Chosen (for Display Purposes) Unit.

Oh, but Comrade Putin displays it so well! (Sigh.)