Today, President Barack Obama surrounds himself with the wisdom of children in reiterating his "longstanding" support for "Second Amendment rights" by issuing Executive Orders on Guns, Ammo and Alms.
But, what are 'arms'? This is the greater question. The Party considers all tools of violence 'arms', such as sticks, stones, and CDs of violent rap music. Citizens may bear these arms, while arms that could be used for counter-revolutionary purposes, such as semi-automatic hand guns, should be surrendered to the State for the protection of children and minorities.
All star leaders hide behind children. Seeing there is no "child shield" thread this will have to do. In a glorious effort to do whatever it takes to appear concerned about saving the children, Comrade Obama follows our Jihadist friends of the Religion of Peace and hides behind the people's children while terrorizing the people's enemies.